Not as funny as your capping ability, but it was the best I could come up with on such short notice. Normally I study a thread all day to come up with something that I hope will impress you enough so you will kiss my ass as much as you do some other posters.
My capping ability? Kind of funny when you go into people's threads and I post my leans and whatnot they are right just as many times when they are not.
Then again I'm a dumb 21 year old college kid. I have no money management, do 4 team spread parlays everyday, etc.
I give respect to people who spend a lot of time on here trying to get people a little extra cash. I've learned a lot from a few posters about the best way in trying to beat the books. I haven't been gambling for a long time, and I try my best to adopt how people consistently win. It's respect, not kissing ass.
You on the other hand spend your day in a circle jerk in the RR trying your absolute hardest to make an idiot on the internet laugh. Congratulations, sir.