Between Dennis And Jim..
Jim Says:
(where can i hide 5,000.00 dollars)
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boys i have a wad of money five grand cold cash and i dont know where to hide it in the house.if my wife finds this money im cooked she will ask a lot of questions then she will charge down to the irish social club and tell johnny knockdown not to let me in anymore.i cant put it in the bank because then she will ask a lot of questions when 5 thousand extra this month appears if i tell her i worked for the money im affraid she will like the extra money and send me back to the ironworkers union i dont want to go back to work i love making money on the games.she knows all my hiding places in the house and shes always cleaning so im scared she will come across my dough.right now its hidden in my golf bag but im golfing tomorrow so i have to hide it someplace else.im buying a new PING driver for 400 today if my lovely wife finds out that i spent 400 on a golf club she will hit me with a frying pan.i was so excited when i got the money now im stressed out trying to hide it i have guilty written all over my face my wife asked me last night how come your in such a good mood i told her because im in love dear.shes wise to me and i know she will be looking everywhere tonight when i go work on an empty apartment i have.where does everybody else in this forum hide there money when your loved ones are trying to find it.cool hand JIM
(MAKING THE MONEY IS EASY,HIDING THE MONEY FROM MY WIFE IS THE TOUGH PART)
And Now Dennis Comes Back With: /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
buy the golf club stupid.
let her hit u whith the frying pan real dam hard
will not hurt anything for sure.whith a head like that. and thats a best bet.
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