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This is a great thread but could you please post some more Dennis the Man quotes. I feel like I have become a lot dumber since posting all those stories. If I keep posting his messages, soon my messages will be every bit as incoherent as his.

 

I post all the ones that I find

I don't think that you can search "all forums" at Freaks Forum. I think that his member/ID # is 312. I don't know where else he posts besides Freaks and Rx. I only wish that he would post more! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

 

"seatele -270 "

...then he takes the D Backs...


"air -180 got it early "

 

Questioning the Rules of a Football Contest here at the RX..

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so u nedd to post up 250 first before u in?
or can u wait to see if u win then post up 250 or more.
then get the money u won put in account?
yes i reaaad it but not sure.

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(must have had spell check on):

"well i was to late.
cant get to 100 picks.
but god luck to all.
see u in the second half contest and bring the a game. "

 

Wishing Rod Good Luck..

rod lot of units on the line thier.
looks like u will need the late card to do well to
male a profit.
good luck tonight.

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Talking Sex, to CoolHandJim.

sounds like u can jerf off now and not have to whatch for the wife.
jerk off jim.
hope u have power goes out in all of boston.

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Talking Smack to Jim (Again).

ONE THING I WILL BET MY SAVINGS AND LIFE ON IS JIM WAS BORN WHITH A BIG L ON HIS FORHEAD.
PROBALY OVER 250 MOST OF IT FAT.
WORKS 2O HOURS A WEEK AT 8.00 HOUR HAS 4 KIDS YOUNG AND IS ON THE WELFARE.
WIFE BABYSITS JIM AND OTHER KIDS AND WIFE WEARS THE PANTS IN THAT HOUSE.

I dont think Dennis likes Jim That Much..

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Talking More Smack To Jim.

jim get down on all fours and kiss her dirty stinky ass feet.
then go clean the bathroom scrub the bowl after she has shit.
then go to the grocery store buy her tampons if she use them.
then fix her dinner mac and cheese and tuna fish and make sure u get it from the can not here.
then clean the plates.
forget that throw the paper plates away.
u sold the plates to make u bet.
then go get the wheelchair and put her fat ass in it.
then push her to bed and ask if u have done enough
to get 20$ so u can bet today.

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There should be a 1/2 hour reality show on MTV kind of like the Osbournes, but it should just follow Dennis the Menace around for a week and then put his best clips in 1/2 and hour, although I do not think you could narrow everything to 30 minutes. I am dying laughing right now. I think him and BeantownJim should tour the country together.

 

offering to buy Jim a drink. Dennis, how generous of you...

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jim u are nothing but a big b.s. and u picks suck.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE U PICKED LOOSER THERE?
THEY TRASH UI SORRY ASS THERE JUST LIKE HERE.
I LOVE U BECAUSE I MAKE $$$$$$ FADEING U PICKS.
THANKS BUM I OWE U A DRINK WHEN I SEE U ON THE
STREET ONE DAY.

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Is Complementing Jim, In this episode. I believe that's a first..

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jerk off jim is that two wins in in one day.
thats one hell of a streak for u.
maybe u best every.
i bet the sun fried u brain many years ago.
or was it u wife beating u on u head when u asked her for more money after u picked 10 games in a row wrong?
jim i mised u picks on wen please post in the a.m. so i can fade u picks daily.

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At his Handicapping Best...

http://therxforum.com/6/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=100090022&f=746097022&m=5193015984&r=7263033094#7263033094

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Offering advice to a fellow poster here at the RX.

not the grrek fault here.
why cry over spilt milk.
u made a mistake .
learn from it.
and put u bets in at least 15 min before game time.

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how about the mets playoff game.
when pratt tackles venture after he hits a game winning grand slam in extra inning to put it over the total.
till they said final 3-2 insted of 6-2 o/u was 7-
damm a sure lose to a win to have it striped again.

 

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think back to when u got u first piece of ass.
o.k. now think of all u have learned since then about sex and the female body.
or think of what u have learned in life.
if u have learned nothing then do not bet.
play small and learn join olympic www.thegreek.com you can bet 5$ a game and
do that for two years or so and learn.
go to some of the sites and track the people who bet cappers and play thier plays .
see who post almost every weekend or everday in basketball and go whith the winners thier.
go thier and u will see what i mean www.wagertrack.com i think thats the www.
to thier free.
also if u are not having fun do not bet win or loose.
of course winning will be more fun.
but if u cant loose and have fun then find something else .
hope this helps.
also bet teasers small and not big.
AS U LEARN THE BEST WAY IS TWO TYPES OF BETS THEY ARE CALLED ACTION PLAYS.GAMES U DONT LIKE AS MUCH AS U TOP PLAY BUT LIKE.
THEN THE TOP PLAY A GAME U REALY LIKE ALOT.
U SHOULD NOT HAVE ALOT OF TOP PLAYS I THINK LIKE A FEW A WEEKEND MAYBE.
KEY IS TO HIT A HIGH% OF U TOP PLAYS
AND WIN A FEW $$$ ON YOUR ACTION PLAYS.
THINK I HAVE SAID ENOUGH TO HELP YOU.

 

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won contest and got $ thier.
have rolled it over many many times.
and has been thier for mounths.
anyone every get thier $$$ doing this?
any prolembs?
b-town bum need not answer this.
b-town bum jim fade him and win.

 

Showing Affection... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

JIM NICE PICKS.
WAY TO PICK THE NIGHT GAME AND THE DOUBLE UP AT NIGHT THAT WAS GREAT.
I LOVE U BECAUSE U NEVER PICK ANYTHING RIGHT.
I LOVE TO FADE U PICKS AND MAKE MONEY.
ALSO PLEASE DONT GO YET.
WE NEED U PICKS FOR THIS WEK.
ASK THE WIFE FOR SOME MONEY.
SEE U AT RYAN AUSTIN SITE

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ALSO IT WAS A GREAT TIME FOR THE OVER.
IT WAS 35 OR SO .
THE UMPS WANT THE GAME OVER SO THEY CAN GET WARM.
BIG STRIKES ZONE NOT GOOD FOR A OVER.
ALSO VERY TOUGH TO HIT IN THE COLD.
MOST BIT NOT ALL COLD WHEATHER GAMES GO UNDER.
JIM I STILL LOVE U.

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Where are you guys finding these posts?

Hamneggs- Voted America's Sharpest Player 9 Years In a Row...

 

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WHIS I GOT HERE LAST NIGHT.BUFFLO WAS IN A 3RD GAME IN 4 NIGHTS.PIT RESTED AND BUFFLO LIKE 4-10 OFF A WIN AND PLAYING THE NEXT NIGHT.
BUT MAYBE YOU STILL WHOULD HAVE LIKED BUFFLO.
ANY WAY GOOD LUCK WEN AND WIN SOME $$$$$4