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I aplgsixe to U. I am slack. Will definetle pace pickr up tommorow.

To everyone else

Thanks for the reminder Dennis. I will definitely pick up the pace tommorow. It is an imposing task without Vegas and Breakfast.
 
been away from the forums for a few days and man did i miss this thread, great job guys, well done, or should i say...

wlel l odneo.
 
Here Is Dennis after the Michigan state Loss To Notre Dame.. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that hurt bad.
use lube next time please.
the t.v almost had a remote conrol through it.
thought u where done.
then show life.
then u are life.
then whithout n.d starting q.b. they score whith like 1:30 left.
made my coll year a good year insted of a great year.
had them stright and in a small parlay 2,000 swing.
well cant win them all.
back to the nfl .
c-ya all on sun if i have no more plays later.

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Talking about Field Goals Here... I Think. ? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

im off to the local high fotball field.
going to kick field goals.
tghgen on tgi thge nfl tryouts.
i count four misses for a win or a tie.
and all miss.
i also blame the coaches.
they think the close field goal is automatic.
is i speak pit get it blocked.
but kicked on third downwas blocked.
ball did not go past line of scrimae.
thy will try it again finaly its good.
1 out of 5.
whgo cares how close u are g for the t.d.
one day they will learn.

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OH MAN THAT HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL SHIT WAS GREAT I WISH I COULD GO TO SONNYS PLACE BUT HE ALREADY BANNED ME DENNIS IS EVEN FUNNIER THAN I THOUGHT THE KID IS RETARDED I COULD SEE HIM ASKING THE HIGH SCHOOL COACH CAN I KICK THE BALL ONCE THEN I WILL GO GET THE TOWELS /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif FOR THE PLAYERS ILL BET HE WORKS IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM.KEEP THEM COMING THIS IS CLASSIC SHIT.

DENNIS I WOULD LOVE TO COME TO ATLANTIC CITY AND PLAY SOME BLACKJACK WITH YOU THEN KICK YOUR ARSE
 
Asking himself a question. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

can i be a nfl coach or off coach ?


And Dennis Answering Himself.. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

why i ask
why kick on third down?
1 out of every what 100 or more are bad snaps.
only time i whould kick on third down is in the rain.
how many times do u see a kicker miss wide by a little?
TODAY TWICE ALANTA JAY FELLY
AND MINY MIKE HOILAS.
well those extra few yards DO MAKE A DIFERENCE.
EVEN IF A Q-B SNEAK FOR A YARD OR TWO.
HECK U MIGHT EVEN GET 3 OR 4 YARDS.
both teams got what the should have got a loose.
JUST GLAD I DID NOT HAVE ANYTHING IN MINY.
HAD A LOOSE IN ALA BUT THE KICK WHOULD NOT HAVE MATTERED.
WHAT U THINK?

Dennis: You are the Best, Man...
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whats up with the greek olympic?


prop plays.
did not see where no runs or runs in the first.
have been beting no run on a team in the first inn.
they have scored 5 games in a row in the first.
down like 140 bucks now or so.
wanted to get like 100 back tonight.
the game probaly whould have been like no run in first -180 or so.
maybe they saved me some $$$
but if no run scores i will me PISSED.
sent them e-mail about 40 min hour ago asking why.
have not hear back.
usally they get back in 10 min or so.
they are a great book and i have won $$$ thier for wining some different contest.
but this sucks big time.
usaly stop after a loose.
but kept going then started to up my bets last 2 days.
so if u can bet no run somewhere in the game bet it.
and thank me later.



Thank You Dennis ..

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by our man Dennis.

well a few reasons im jumping tonight.
first of all i dont think seat gets swept.
also thing washburn time to get hit is here.
the risk im takeing is how pineiro will pitch i think.
as long as he does not pitch bad i think i will win this game.
look for edger and cameron to come up real big.
and john oldero to have a big hit also.
also other reason goeing biger is im up alot on the year and
down very little since the break.
so i pick now to jump.
whish me luck and hope all u games got the $$$$ on sunday.

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Asking for Updated Canadian Football Scores..

hello up north please update the fotball games for us in u.s.

Hey Dennis, I am your man Buddy.

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indy well said.yesw hoursewatcher is a good guy and has been my online friend for a while.
he is also at a site like this one and has been for a long time.
he whould not put thats site reption on the line.
and u know what sometimes u just have to think there are some good people in this world and trust the choices u make.
i dont take alot of chances as most can see
i bet small and keep it that way.
im real sure this is a fine contest and we will have fun win or loose.
so dont be shy contact hoursewatcher and ask
? he we me glad to answer all ? u may have.


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Updating the local Weather, for a Horse Race.

local tv reports they have spoke to the track person in charge.
he says u can bet on it the track will be fast for the big race.
also said by the 2nd 3rd race it will be good.

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Dennis is really Pissed Here.. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

did u see this?
what a joke.
also nolan arkansas is not baltimore or d.c.
so if u want all the people around u to look like u walk like u and talk like u as u said.
then move this will never happen in arkansas.
also as u said we already know that u did not come over on the ship.
yes u have earned the right to speak u mind.
but u went to far whith the black and white thing.
once again its a black and white thing not a coaching thing.
what a joke!

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Is not Happy about Online Casinos.. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

tok out 40$ from v-wager account and transfer it to the casino.
did not plan on doing much.
played i whould say about 4 hours over 3 days.
had it up to 260 or so.
i was going for 400 got to have a goal.
did not reach it but had alot of fun.
blackjack was very tough.
craps was very good.
pi gow poker was god at first then bad.
anyone use other online casinos?
and what happend?
better then takeing the 5 hour round trip to alantic city.
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anyone want to hear what happend?
just i will tell u this its a setup for sure.
my first and last online casino.


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Hamneggs- Voted America's Sharpest Player 9 years in a row...
 
On Parlays... /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

i just started doing parlays like the 5 6 7 team thats what i plan on doing.
but i do it different then most probaly i think?
here are the 2 i have done.
sat
georgetown+5- virgiana cavs -185 xavier -1200
miami flodia -500 texas-700 tenn vouls+ 6-
it payed 36.20 for 5$
then today i played
utha jazz m.l. -550 lakers-500 new mexico-1200
over nash anahiem 4- -110 utha coll-400 and texas + 2
it payed like 28$ and a few cents forgot the exact amount.
i have been betting for around 13 years or so.
i did the teasers thing and parlays alot when i first started .
and did that for a few years.
after that i did very few a year.
so i do it small for now since im new to it and will keep it small .
and i know the big moneylines will not always work.
but whith so many coll and pro games from each sport to pick from every night i might do well in this.
and i do plan on puting some dogs in on the moneyline also.
i think most will say this is a bad bet.
but i will have fun whith it playing small for a while.
what do u think of this?

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Hamneggs- Voted America's Sharpest Player 9 years in a row...
 
Is of to Atlantic city again. Thanks to Jim. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

talk some smack now bum.
u the man thanks i faded u sorry ass picks
and made a ton.
now of to alantic city whith half of that.
win or lose up thier the gambling day was great.
thanks jim.
go ahead and blame me.
as u whould say i stole u picks.
only i went the other way.
what u like on monday jim?
might be back in time to fade u.

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lmfao

Hamneggs- Voted America's Sharpest Player 9 years in a row...
 
From Dennis..
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after almost 10 years of night work 10 00 pm till 600 am.
i will start day work and hopeful it will last.
i will work 5am early but better then nights.
what this means is i will be here in the prime time instead of at
8 00 in the moring.
so i will be looking at u all plays and maybe fadeing them or going whith u.
so kid, den,bawg,les, and all who post alot my eyes will be on u.

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Hamneggs- Voted America's Sharpest Player 9 years in a row...
 

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Absolutely phuckin hysterical. I feel like I know Dennis the handicapper, but I think I am starting to get to know Dennis the person. Thanks for taking some of the workload. It was really a daunting task without you and Breakfast.
 

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