Congratulations to Choptalk: 2007 Rx FRAUD OF THE YEAR!

[CHOPTALK]

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Choptalk 0

I dont get a point for you saying that I was offered money to become a tout, then you say im was lying, then I prove you wrong?

Would you like to bet if I made 92K last season?

I can furnigh W-2 if you would like. It just so happens to be tax season and I have my W-2 right at my fingertips right now.

I dont get a point for that either.

Im done with you.

Tell budworth hi.

 

[AFLGuru]

When did I say you didn't make 92K? I just think it's funny that a guy who claims to make 92K is too busy dealing with a college kid on a message board at 1:00 (I guess it's noon by you) on a Thursday afternoon instead of out making money OR by winning it at a poker table!

 

[CHOPTALK]

Dude you are so wrong its not even funny.

I have many times said things like, DAMM, I just played one of the dumbest games on a long time or, wow, I got lucky in that game.

Yes, I post things like, wow, my AA got beat by 98. Thats not the same as bitching about bad beats.

I know thats a part of poker, And I said 40 times in that thread that my record is what it is, no more no less.

You never saw me say FUCK if it werent for all the bad beat I would be cashing 50%, the only reason im not is because of bad beats.

So shut up please. You are making yourself out to be an idiot.


There is nothing wrong with saying my JJ got knocked out by 55. All im doing is updating how the game went.

Never once did I ever blame my record on bad beats. NOT ONE TIME!

And you are too stupid to know the difference!!!!!!!!!

Hey Mr fucking scoreboard, Post the link where I said one time that the reason im not cashing 50% is because of bad beats.

I have said many times that my record is what it is.

I even quoted Bill Parcells famous comments at least 4 times.

Your record is what it is, no more, no less.

 

[steaktartar]

jeff feiner would be lucky to have either one of you

 

[HinesWard86]

fantastic thread. chop what kind of job do you have? i say this because so far your math skills seem to be equitable to Ace-Ace's comprehension of English.

1) You couldn't keep track of cashes and non-cashes yourself so I had to do it for you
2) You claimed you were up and made a whole big deal out of it to Clip Joint when you were still down money
3) You keep saying 95% but none of those winning totals is 95%

If I'm not mistaken I remember you being some kind of engineer. If so, how can an engineer be so horrid at math?

 

[AFLGuru]

And I'll add to that you thought you'd be winning if you didn't chase the big money games... and that was shot down too.

 

[CHOPTALK]

Damm, my spelling sucks when I type when pissed.:lolBIG:

I try to type 90 words a min, when im only really a 45 to 50 per min type poster.

Damm, this thread pissed me off.

 

[AFLGuru]

Mission accomplished.

 

[Kruser6]

Damm, my spelling sucks when I type when pissed.:lolBIG:

I try to type 90 words a min, when im only really a 45 to 50 per min type poster.

Damm, this thread pissed me off.

chop, don't let them get to you man. It just isn't worth it. You know who you are and what you do. This is just an internet forum.

 

[Paterno]

Damm, my spelling sucks when I type when pissed.:lolBIG:

I try to type 90 words a min, when im only really a 45 to 50 per min type poster.

Damm, this thread pissed me off.

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It makes me laugh that I can actually get someone worked up on a message forum just by the things I type.uppy:


Wow, this is fun. Now I need to find out what Im going to say next to rile you guys even more.

This is great.

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[ClipJoint]

fantastic thread. chop what kind of job do you have? i say this because so far your math skills seem to be equitable to Ace-Ace's comprehension of English.

1) You couldn't keep track of cashes and non-cashes yourself so I had to do it for you
2) You claimed you were up and made a whole big deal out of it to Clip Joint when you were still down money
3) You keep saying 95% but none of those winning totals is 95%

If I'm not mistaken I remember you being some kind of engineer. If so, how can an engineer be so horrid at math?

uppy:

 

[gynecologist]

Funny... here we go with size 7 fonts again. I post in English. You post in Attention Whore.

I'm sorry but this is the funniest shit I've read on here in awhile :lolBIG: AFL straight up said you post in Attention Whore.. :lol:

 

[AFLGuru]

I do what I can. Got what I wanted out of this thread too. It's been hilarious.

 

[royboy_3831]

jeff feiner would be lucky to have either one of you

:lol: :money8: :money8:

 

[Timetopay]

who will win this award for 08?

 

[quinnsft34]

Give me 2000 plays and watch me make up the same ground...

Funny... here we go with size 7 fonts again. I post in English. You post in Attention Whore.

Don't even try to get your way out of complaining about bad beats. They're all in your thread, very well documented.

Things like, "My QQ got sucked out by JJ" or "My AA got cracked by 53"... it's never "wow, I made a terrible play," it's "wow, I played excellent, but I'm the unluckiest guy on the face of the earth."

I think there's maybe ONE mention by you about a lucky break as opposed to an unlucky break. We know that nobody faces "bad variance" like Choptalk does. Says so in your poker thread.

Funny. Thanks for the bump TTP.

 

[TheRightSide]

who will win this award for 08?

I say PO69. That fat basturd killer.

 

[J2]

who will win this award for 08?

Not sure how Newlywed could not take it

Fake tickets are plentiful for him this year

 

[steaktartar]

Not sure how Newlywed could not take it

Fake tickets are plentiful for him this year

he should have more titles under his belt than railbirds paddleball buddy

 

[texansfan]

railbirds paddleball buddy

:lolBIG: