Confessions Thread (Post yours here)-

[EverFresh]

This is a funny story and I have a similar one.

I wasn't drunk but was on my way to the gym and got a fierce stomach ache. I wasn't going to make it to the gym. I stopped at a pizza place and it was closed. I went next door to another store and it was closed. I realized it was coming and I wasn't stopping it. I ran across the street to the college and the front door to the admin building was locked as well. I ran over to a bush and just dropped it in the dirt right in front of the admin building. Had to pull my pants up to the edge so I could walk over and find a bathroom to wipe my ass.

Well that explains your unique aroma

 

[JudgeWapner]

I once ran with scissors.

 

[HarryCaray]

In high school one of my good friends left his car parked in fromt of my house for a couple days because his battery had died. I stole his car stereo and acted surprised when he found out.

We still hang out and actually worked out with him yesterday. He still doesn't know.

Some "good friend".

Hopefully you're joking, if not that's extremely shitty.

 

[Bourn]

Some "good friend".

Hopefully you're joking, if not that's extremely shitty.

I was out of control with stealing. This is a confession's thread. That was a tame story. I did some fucked up shit that I'm not proud of. I have a worse one regarding stealing and friends

I joined the Marine corps after high school and got my shit togehter.

 

[Enfuego]

In high school one of my good friends left his car parked in fromt of my house for a couple days because his battery had died. I stole his car stereo and acted surprised when he found out.

We still hang out and actually worked out with him yesterday. He still doesn't know.

If you're telling the truth, you're a shithead.

 

[Bourn]

If you're telling the truth, you're a shithead.

Everything I say in this forum is the truth. And yeah I'm a shithead for that. Not arguing that.

 

[EverFresh]

I was out of control with stealing. This is a confession's thread. That was a tame story. I did some fucked up shit that I'm not proud of. I have a worse one regarding stealing and friends

I joined the Marine corps after high school and got my shit togehter.

Which was it? Did you join the Marines or get your shit together? They are mutually exclusive

 

[Bourn]

Which was it? Did you join the Marines or get your shit together? They are mutually exclusive

What are you talking about?

 

[EverFresh]

What are you talking about?

See above

 

[Bourn]

What do you mean mutually exclusive? I guess I'm not smart enough to comprehend that.

 

[Bourn]

I was saying I joined the marines in which allowed me to "get my shit together" so to speak. Is that a better sentence for you?

 

[EverFresh]

I was saying I joined the marines in which allowed me to "get my shit together" so to speak. Is that a better sentence for you?

It's neither better nor worse of a sentence. I have no compulsion to favor either sentence whatsoever

Thank you, come again

 

[Bourn]

It's neither better nor worse of a sentence. I have no compulsion to favor either sentence whatsoever

Thank you, come again

I advise you to turn off your computer immediately, get in your car, and drive to the nearest psychiatric ward as fast as you can. Thank me later.

 

[bigbet1234]

I advise you to turn off your computer immediately, get in your car, and drive to the nearest psychiatric ward as fast as you can. Thank me later.

He's saying you can't get your shit together and join the marines. Which makes sense

 

[bigbet1234]

Most that join military need help, gov at it's finest.

 

[MikeB]

Betallsports emailed me he's having problems logging in.

He wanted me to say that he has a Fleshlight.

 

[Bourn]

Most that join military need help, gov at it's finest.

I needed to get away from the friends I was hanging out with and grow the fuck up. The Military allowed me do that.

A forum full of degenerate gamblers policing everyone and only 5 confessions in a confession thread. Couple of bed wetters and a panty sniffer. Lol Bunch of fucking Saints around here.

 

[MikeB]

I needed to get away from the friends I was hanging out with and grow the fuck up. The Military allowed me do that.

A forum full of degenerate gamblers policing everyone and only 5 confessions in a confession thread. Couple of bed wetters, a liar to his kid and a panty sniffer. Lol Bunch of fucking Saints around here.

Mike Betall confesesed to the Fleshlight....what more do you want?

 

[2PLAYSMAX]

Stole a video game when I was a kid from Toys R Us and had trouble playing the thing and went back a week later and stole the instructions.

 

[slapshot]

had a extra key made to one of my friends car we would take it about 2 am and leave it somewhere else in the nieghberhood