raidermattk,
You are the team in the tournament that got in on a hot run in the conference tournament. You were well below the radar until the past weekend when you caught lightning in a bottle and upset the conference champs with your "I stole and have no remorse and want to flee the country thread".
Without explaining yourself, lashing out at others, and not taking any responsibility or having remorse for your actions you locked up an automatic bid.
It is doubtful that you can keep up the high level of douchery to make a run at the whole thing with powerhouses like UCLA (Railbird), Maryland (Journeyman), and Texas (PO69), but nonetheless embrace your douchery and anoint yourself the Cardiac Pack of the competition.
At the very least you are embarrassed by your inclusion and that is a step, albeit a small one, in the right direction.