I'll be the Rubber Room version of Joe Lunardi and offer up my bracketology predictions:
The four number one seeds (we can't use the traditional regions for this, I suggest we henceforth refer to the regions as Douche, Stiff, Thief, and Twat):
Journeyman- he's clearly the mid-90s Duke of this tournament. The team that everyone loves to hate. He gets the #1 overall seed and top seed in the Douche region. Home court will be very important for him as he would be a decided underdog if he had to fly out West.
Doc Mercer- number one seed in the Twat region. He will need to bring his big political nemesis to overcome his lack of an all-around game. That one-dimensionality could ultimately be his demise, a la Memphis at the free throw line. After all isn't the political forum reminiscent of Conference USA?
5 Star Bomb- gets the nod in the thief division. Despite his youth he has raised the bar continutally and left heads shaking. Can an all-freshman team lead 5 star to the promised land? I'm thinking Carmelo Anthony carrying the 'Cuse on his back here. Come to think of it Carmelo is kind of a douche too.
PO69- the UCLA of the Stiff region. He has all the tools and a well-diversified game to end up in the final four. Drama follows wherever Hollywood PO69 goes and if he hopes to be cutting the nets down in the end will need to step up his game.
The four number one seeds (we can't use the traditional regions for this, I suggest we henceforth refer to the regions as Douche, Stiff, Thief, and Twat):
Journeyman- he's clearly the mid-90s Duke of this tournament. The team that everyone loves to hate. He gets the #1 overall seed and top seed in the Douche region. Home court will be very important for him as he would be a decided underdog if he had to fly out West.
Doc Mercer- number one seed in the Twat region. He will need to bring his big political nemesis to overcome his lack of an all-around game. That one-dimensionality could ultimately be his demise, a la Memphis at the free throw line. After all isn't the political forum reminiscent of Conference USA?
5 Star Bomb- gets the nod in the thief division. Despite his youth he has raised the bar continutally and left heads shaking. Can an all-freshman team lead 5 star to the promised land? I'm thinking Carmelo Anthony carrying the 'Cuse on his back here. Come to think of it Carmelo is kind of a douche too.
PO69- the UCLA of the Stiff region. He has all the tools and a well-diversified game to end up in the final four. Drama follows wherever Hollywood PO69 goes and if he hopes to be cutting the nets down in the end will need to step up his game.
The rest of the bracketology projections:
Douche Region:
1 Journeyman
2 BeantownJim
3 MasterL
4 Roxygurl
5 Kodiak
6 Gynecologist
7 Cathywayer
8 Sal the Ital
9 The Rodd Father
10 SSI
11 Munchkin Man
12 Kimchee
13 Panther
14 Ace-Ace
15 Brock Landers
16 Jake T./NES (play-in game)
Analysis:
Journeyman is a powerhouse to be reckoned with in the region. His legendary meltdown and continued insistence of relevance in today's world make him hard to beat. An expected showdown with Roxygurl in the sweet 16 will make for must-see posing. BeantownJim has his font and parentheses working for him but is not as believable as a douchebag as the J-man dynasty. Irish Jimmy will need to come out with guns a blazing to pull the upset. Gynecologist and Kodiak are live longshots and Kimchee pulls the much talked about #12 seed. A few bucks on JakeThompson at a million to one might not be a bad wager if the much rumored rainbow contingent comes out voting in force.
Douche Region:
1 Journeyman
2 BeantownJim
3 MasterL
4 Roxygurl
5 Kodiak
6 Gynecologist
7 Cathywayer
8 Sal the Ital
9 The Rodd Father
10 SSI
11 Munchkin Man
12 Kimchee
13 Panther
14 Ace-Ace
15 Brock Landers
16 Jake T./NES (play-in game)
Analysis:
Journeyman is a powerhouse to be reckoned with in the region. His legendary meltdown and continued insistence of relevance in today's world make him hard to beat. An expected showdown with Roxygurl in the sweet 16 will make for must-see posing. BeantownJim has his font and parentheses working for him but is not as believable as a douchebag as the J-man dynasty. Irish Jimmy will need to come out with guns a blazing to pull the upset. Gynecologist and Kodiak are live longshots and Kimchee pulls the much talked about #12 seed. A few bucks on JakeThompson at a million to one might not be a bad wager if the much rumored rainbow contingent comes out voting in force.
Twat Region Predictions:
1 Doc Mercer
2 Alan Palmer
3 ClipJoint
4 Choptalk
5 Henhouse
6 Teddy KGB
7 Patrick Bateman
8 Patrick McIrish
9 Co-Captain
10 Harrington
11 Riggs
12 Doug Stewart
13 Dr. Know it All
14 C-Lo
15 Ham-n-eggs
16 Baseball Guy
This thread is loaded at the top and any of the top 4 seeds could win the whole shebang. A tantalizing second round matchup of Choptalk and HenHouse awaits provided they dispatch of their first round opponents. That is one that will surely be replayed on ESPN Douchebag Classic. Don't see much drama until the Sweet 16 and then the fireworks will be aplenty. Railbird has even been seen scalping tickets to the second set of matchups already.
1 Doc Mercer
2 Alan Palmer
3 ClipJoint
4 Choptalk
5 Henhouse
6 Teddy KGB
7 Patrick Bateman
8 Patrick McIrish
9 Co-Captain
10 Harrington
11 Riggs
12 Doug Stewart
13 Dr. Know it All
14 C-Lo
15 Ham-n-eggs
16 Baseball Guy
This thread is loaded at the top and any of the top 4 seeds could win the whole shebang. A tantalizing second round matchup of Choptalk and HenHouse awaits provided they dispatch of their first round opponents. That is one that will surely be replayed on ESPN Douchebag Classic. Don't see much drama until the Sweet 16 and then the fireworks will be aplenty. Railbird has even been seen scalping tickets to the second set of matchups already.
Thief Region Projections:
1 5 * Bomb
2 Railbird
3 Mr. Newlywed
4 Youngbuk
5 JimFiestSux
6 Insiders
7 Mr. Wonderful
8 Madcapper
9 Chuck Luck
10 MLFP
11 Ego
12 Pete Rose Jr.
13 Crunch99
14 Casino Man
15 BrockLee
16 Evil Chicken
Analysis:
We await the young thief versus the old past poster. 5 star versus Railbird is the posting equivalent of the immovable object versus the irresistible force. Other contenders would be the parlaying mailman Mr. Newlywed and Insiders. Since this isn't the lottery, we think Newlywed won't be as lucky. Pete Rose Jr. is another live dog at the 12 seed.
1 5 * Bomb
2 Railbird
3 Mr. Newlywed
4 Youngbuk
5 JimFiestSux
6 Insiders
7 Mr. Wonderful
8 Madcapper
9 Chuck Luck
10 MLFP
11 Ego
12 Pete Rose Jr.
13 Crunch99
14 Casino Man
15 BrockLee
16 Evil Chicken
Analysis:
We await the young thief versus the old past poster. 5 star versus Railbird is the posting equivalent of the immovable object versus the irresistible force. Other contenders would be the parlaying mailman Mr. Newlywed and Insiders. Since this isn't the lottery, we think Newlywed won't be as lucky. Pete Rose Jr. is another live dog at the 12 seed.
Stiff Region Projections:
1 PO69
2 Richkas
3 WVU
4 JJ Gold
5 Identity
6 HeatOhio
7 Themanej
8 Joe Contrarian
9 Whormoan
10 Mr. Hognuts
11 Shrink
12 RaiderMattK
13 LeviStep
14 Christian Troy
15 Tang
16 ***********
Analysis:
Lots of appealing posters in this region. There is everyone's favorite douche PO69 and the human cautionary YouTube video for schoolkids Richkas ready to make some noise. A couple first round upset predictions here, Mr. Hognuts pulls out his belt and makes themanEJ his bitch and fast-rising RaiderMattK (who has more momentum that Rollie Massimino's Villanova boys at this point) pummels gender-confused Identity like a man passing a bad check at a casino. HeatOhio is definitely one to look for to make some noise as well, let's just hope it is not gunfire.
1 PO69
2 Richkas
3 WVU
4 JJ Gold
5 Identity
6 HeatOhio
7 Themanej
8 Joe Contrarian
9 Whormoan
10 Mr. Hognuts
11 Shrink
12 RaiderMattK
13 LeviStep
14 Christian Troy
15 Tang
16 ***********
Analysis:
Lots of appealing posters in this region. There is everyone's favorite douche PO69 and the human cautionary YouTube video for schoolkids Richkas ready to make some noise. A couple first round upset predictions here, Mr. Hognuts pulls out his belt and makes themanEJ his bitch and fast-rising RaiderMattK (who has more momentum that Rollie Massimino's Villanova boys at this point) pummels gender-confused Identity like a man passing a bad check at a casino. HeatOhio is definitely one to look for to make some noise as well, let's just hope it is not gunfire.
I hate whoarmoan I at least know college football unlike most other douches as you like to call people on here. Honestly I'm 27 played college football graduated college and fucked up. If you knew how good the plan looked you would have done it, I got caught by a bs small town cop randomly pulling cell phone records, its all fucked.
We at least need a few days to set up a bracket contest and get entries. Maybe we could do the Thursday/Friday 1st round format and Sat/Sun for the next round.
Right now raidermatt is on a tear, "en fuego". He may just pull a Jimmy V and the Cardiac Pack or Rollie and the Cats and shock the world.
Right now raidermatt is on a tear, "en fuego". He may just pull a Jimmy V and the Cardiac Pack or Rollie and the Cats and shock the world.
