Biggest Douchebags in Forum History

[joeyfitzclick]

5 Star stiff is lock city to take this down.

 

[roach23]

Also, if you're setting up polls for these matchups...you should set it up so all votes are public. none of this cowardly secret ballot shit.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

A little help for scoring these matches.



<TABLE id=entries cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=index>1. </TD><TD class=word>douche bag </TD><TD class=thumbs_cell></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD class=text colSpan=2>somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
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<TABLE id=entries cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=index>2. </TD><TD class=word>douche bag </TD><TD class=thumbs_cell></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD class=text colSpan=2>the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values
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1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. Personified by a Troll named Eniquity, that constantly trolls Darkpear forums, random smack talking emo n00b, filled with a false sense of self worth
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Good Luck Douche Bags

 

[Uno]

nice work TTP.

 

[NES]

Uno is on the list right?

 

[1cheater]

How can you not have DellDude on this list? it's not relevant without him.

 

[raidermattk]

No need for me to be on there I voluntarily remove myself. As the best college football capper I have ever known I am not a douche.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Insiders....and anybody here that has stiffed someone....

 

[Timetopay]

The list can still be altered if a good one has been forgotten.

The brackets come out this evening and the play in game will be up.

Most contestants went through a monster evalutation process last night and i looked at such criteria as

stiffing,annoying,nothing to add,pissing off numerous forums,lying,etc

I will also add some of these guys I dont know who the fuck they are or their story so seeding of them may be a little off.

 

[Timetopay]

No need for me to be on there I voluntarily remove myself. As the best college football capper I have ever known I am not a douche.

unfortunately Raider a statement such as this will get you a few votes.

I cant remove you as the people have spoken

 

[raidermattk]

unfortunately Raider a statement such as this will get you a few votes.

I cant remove you as the people have spoken

No one has really spoken. Honestly anyone who knows me would say I am not a douche. This is embarassing I really want off.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

No one has really spoken. Honestly anyone who knows me would say I am not a douche. This is embarassing I really want off.

Are you the guy who has comitted a felony and is trying to run to another country?? I think that may qualify you....but I feel your pain...

 

[raidermattk]

Are you the guy who has comitted a felony and is trying to run to another country?? I think that may qualify you....but I feel your pain...

Why? Because I had the balls to get back a little something from the casinos? The other businesses I wrecke were payday loan places. Those places fuck people over bad. The fact that I fucked them over should get me off the list.

 

[raidermattk]

I'm thinking Costa rica Viejo

 

[GreenDoberman]

raidermattk,
You are the team in the tournament that got in on a hot run in the conference tournament. You were well below the radar until the past weekend when you caught lightning in a bottle and upset the conference champs with your "I stole and have no remorse and want to flee the country thread".
Without explaining yourself, lashing out at others, and not taking any responsibility or having remorse for your actions you locked up an automatic bid.
It is doubtful that you can keep up the high level of douchery to make a run at the whole thing with powerhouses like UCLA (Railbird), Maryland (Journeyman), and Texas (PO69), but nonetheless embrace your douchery and anoint yourself the Cardiac Pack of the competition.
At the very least you are embarrassed by your inclusion and that is a step, albeit a small one, in the right direction.

 

[raidermattk]

If I was put in the same situation not knowing I was going to get caught I would do it again. I wasnt planning on leaving the country but you do what you have to do. That plan is progressing nicely as I found a htel front desk clek willing to let me peruse the ids that have been left and purchase a few. People will do anything for money not just me.

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[BenLaw47]

There is no way this tourney is legit w/out MIMS. Did I miss the reason why this douche is not on the list?

 

[DickyW]

Great thread

1. cathywayer 8-1
2. Riggs 8-1
3. Joe Contrarian 10-1
4. Mlfp 10-1
5. Alan Palmer 10-1
6. Doc Mercer 12-1
7. 5* Bomb 12-1
8. Identity 12-1 (Nice to see a female on the list)
9. BeantownJim 14-1
10. SSI 16-1
11. Chuck Luck 16-1
12. Jimfiestsux 18-1
13. Teddy KGB 20-1 (should'nt have made the field)
14. Henhouse 25-1 (7 straight bids)
15. Mr. Newlywed (would win it all if it was a "worst capper" tourney)
16. Roxygurl 25-1
17. Pete Rose Jr 25-1 (underated douche)
18. Richkas 25-1
19. christian troy 30-1
20. Youngbuk 30-1
21. ChopTalk 30-1 (well rounded douche)
22. Railbird 30-1 should have been a higher seed)
23. Mr.Wonderful 30-1
24. PO69 30-1 (solid six seed in the regional)
25. JJ GOLD 50-1 (funny poster)
26. Gyno 50-1
27. The Manej 50-1
28. Mofome 50-1
29. Panther 50-1
30. Kodiak 50-1
31. Patrick McIrish 50-1
32. Journeyman 50-1
33. WVU 50-1 (33 seed? must have come from the MAC)
34. C-Lo 50-1
35. Clip Joint 50-1
36. MadCapper 20-1 (sleeper)
37. The Rod Father 50-1
38. Shrink 100-1
39. Heat Ohio 100-1
40. Brock Lee 100-1
41. Brock Landers 100-1
42. Baseball Guy 100-1
43. Casino Man 100-1
44. Levi Step 30-1 (the Davidson of the tourney)
45. Hognuts 100-1
46. Insiders 100-1
47. Golden Greek 100-1
48. Evil Chicken 100-1
49. Tang 100-1
All other Douches 20-1 (Patrick bateman could have been a 4 seed)

 

[Kruser6]

Also, if you're setting up polls for these matchups...you should set it up so all votes are public. none of this cowardly secret ballot shit.

Agreed, some of these losers would create mad ghosts to get out!

It's the way they roll

 

[Kruser6]

Great thread

1. cathywayer 8-1
2. Riggs 8-1
3. Joe Contrarian 10-1
4. Mlfp 10-1
5. Alan Palmer 10-1
6. Doc Mercer 12-1
7. 5* Bomb 12-1
8. Identity 12-1 (Nice to see a female on the list)
9. BeantownJim 14-1
10. SSI 16-1
11. Chuck Luck 16-1
12. Jimfiestsux 18-1
13. Teddy KGB 20-1 (should'nt have made the field)
14. Henhouse 25-1 (7 straight bids)
15. Mr. Newlywed (would win it all if it was a "worst capper" tourney)
16. Roxygurl 25-1
17. Pete Rose Jr 25-1 (underated douche)
18. Richkas 25-1
19. christian troy 30-1
20. Youngbuk 30-1
21. ChopTalk 30-1 (well rounded douche)
22. Railbird 30-1 should have been a higher seed)
23. Mr.Wonderful 30-1
24. PO69 30-1 (solid six seed in the regional)
25. JJ GOLD 50-1 (funny poster)
26. Gyno 50-1
27. The Manej 50-1
28. Mofome 50-1
29. Panther 50-1
30. Kodiak 50-1
31. Patrick McIrish 50-1
32. Journeyman 50-1
33. WVU 50-1 (33 seed? must have come from the MAC)
34. C-Lo 50-1
35. Clip Joint 50-1
36. MadCapper 20-1 (sleeper)
37. The Rod Father 50-1
38. Shrink 100-1
39. Heat Ohio 100-1
40. Brock Lee 100-1
41. Brock Landers 100-1
42. Baseball Guy 100-1
43. Casino Man 100-1
44. Levi Step 30-1 (the Davidson of the tourney)
45. Hognuts 100-1
46. Insiders 100-1
47. Golden Greek 100-1
48. Evil Chicken 100-1
49. Tang 100-1
All other Douches 20-1 (Patrick bateman could have been a 4 seed)

These odds are terrible and shouldn't even be considered.

Po-69 at 24 hole makes them terrible right out of the gate.

"Teddy KGb(Shouldn't have made the field)" - but still 13?