Bengals flat fucking suck.

[Avocado33]

The opener was right where I said it would be... not the market move.

Obviously you don't know the difference.

0.3% CHANCE!!! Love those "pure passing" Chase-Higgins stats.

It opened at 3 at most books. So you’re wrong

You’ll deny it though, in which case you’d have to explain why it got moved by sharps to 3

Lose, lose

 

[SheriffJoe]

It opened at 2 or less at most places last week and still under 3. Currently 2.5 at Pinny.

Meanwhile..

Buffalo will be the first NFL team to clinch a playoff spot in 2024.

During a rebuild year with "no weapons" because Diggs made Josh Allen.

No excuses 9-2 BEAST

As for your future Paris fashion model queen, win or lose this week, the best "pure passer" still won't be .500.

 

[Greenbacks]

MVP NFL 2024/25 Regular Season MVP
56803	Josh Allen		+130
56809	Lamar Jackson		+275
56832	Saquon Barkley		+400
56818	Jared Goff		+900
56802	Patrick Mahomes		+1300
56805	Jalen Hurts		+3300
56804	Justin Herbert		+4000
56801	Joe Burrow		+5000
56842	Jordan Love		+5000
56850	Sam Darnold		+6600
56819	Kyler Murray		+7500
56830	Derrick Henry		+10000
56814	Geno Smith		+10000
56853	Jayden Daniels		+10000
56849	Baker Mayfield		+12500
56834	CJ Stroud		+12500
56820	Kirk Cousins		+15000
56823	Matthew Stafford		+15000

 

[Avocado33]

It opened at 2 or less at most places last week and still under 3. Currently 2.5 at Pinny.

Meanwhile..

Buffalo will be the first NFL team to clinch a playoff spot in 2024.

During a rebuild year with "no weapons" because Diggs made Josh Allen.

No excuses 9-2 BEAST

As for your future Paris fashion model queen, win or lose this week, the best "pure passer" still won't be .500.

Who do you think wins this week?

Pittsburgh or Cincinnati?

 

[SheriffJoe]

Who do you think wins this week?

Pittsburgh or Cincinnati?

Cinci the hungrier more desperate team, but they're so shitty this year I wouldn't bet your mortgage on them. Hopefully the Steelers D puts JoeyB out of his misery and he can start focusing on his fashion career.

 

[Avocado33]

Cinci the hungrier team, but they're so shitty this year I wouldn't bet your mortgage on them. Hopefully the Steelers D puts JoeyB out of his misery and he can start focusing on his fashion career.

Didn’t you say Steelers were looking ahead to it against Cleveland?

Weird they would look past a divisional opponent for another divisional opponent 10 days later….

 

[Avocado33]

If that Steelers D plays the way it did against the Browns, Bengals will score 40+

 

[SheriffJoe]

Didn’t you say Steelers were looking ahead to it against Cleveland?

Weird they would look past a divisional opponent for another divisional opponent 10 days later….

Yep, Steelers laid an egg against the Browns coming off that big Ravens win.

Just like the Redskins somehow lost to their "division opponent", as shitty as the Cowboys are. Funny how that works when one team is home and cooled out and the other has a 0.3% chance still fighting and clawing.

Overall, too little too late for Bengals, but week-to-week anything can happen in the NFL.

 

[Avocado33]

Yep, Steelers laid an egg against the Browns coming off that big Ravens win.

Just like the Redskins somehow lost to their "division opponent", as shitty as the Cowboys are. Funny how that works when one team is home and cooled out and the other has a 0.3% chance still fighting and clawing.

Overall, too little too late for Bengals, but week-to-week anything can happen in the NFL.

But why would Steelers look ahead to Bengals if the Bengals are shitty?

Explain that logic

 

[SheriffJoe]

But why would Steelers look ahead to Bengals if the Bengals are shitty?

Explain that logic

Historically Steelers are uninspired and flat off Ravens games.

Still, they almost pulled it out against the woeful Browns until the very last minute. That's why these games are shitty to bet on either way.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1850647590884253898

7/9????

It's Week 13 and you have 4 wins!

 

[SheriffJoe]

If that Steelers D plays the way it did against the Browns, Bengals will score 40+

I'm glad you're declaring the Bengals better than the putrid Browns saving you from last place.

JoeyB is much closer to that level of competition than any contender, so yeah, probably would beat them.

Love your confidence!

 

[Avocado33]

I'm glad you're declaring the Bengals better than the putrid Browns saving you from last place.

JoeyB is much closer to that level of competition than any contender, so yeah, probably would beat them.

Love your confidence!

More confident than you

Too scared to make a pick as usual

Bengals -3 is the correct line, the one that would “never happen”

You’ve already started dialing up the excuses for the upcoming Bills playoff loss

 

[SheriffJoe]

More confident than you

Too scared to make a pick as usual

Bengals -3 is the correct line, the one that would “never happen”

You’ve already started dialing up the excuses for the upcoming Bills playoff loss

One more Bengals loss and it'll be time for your annual "flip" toward the Kansas City Chiefs and Mahomes.

As traditional as the Thanksgiving presidential turkey pardoning.

9-2 Josh Allen in a "rebuilding year" throwing the ball to everyone.

 

[Avocado33]

9-2 Josh Allen in a "rebuilding year" throwing the ball to everyone.

We both know how it ends though

Playing scared against Mahomes or Burrow in the playoffs

 

[Avocado33]

Honestly hope they kind of tank

Fire Zac and bring Belichick to Cincinnati

 

[bigbet1234]

Pitt will put to rest all the homers that still pull for this team. They aren’t firing Zach just yet, and Bell would never play under Mike Brown.

When fans quit watching this garbage team maybe something will change. But then he will just move the team after he fleeced all of Hamilton County to pay for his shitty football teams stadium.

 

[bigbet1234]

Cinci the hungrier more desperate team, but they're so shitty this year I wouldn't bet your mortgage on them. Hopefully the Steelers D puts JoeyB out of his misery and he can start focusing on his fashion career.

Hahahahahaah

 

[Greenbacks]

Cinci the hungrier more desperate team, but they're so shitty this year I wouldn't bet your mortgage on them. Hopefully the Steelers D puts JoeyB out of his misery and he can start focusing on his fashion career.

Hahahaha

 

[Avocado33]

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0.3%....There's a chance!!!!

lol at this graphic

Bengals probably do have a 0.3% chance but that’s better than the 0.0% chance the Bills have

 

[Avocado33]

Also lol at Buffalo being higher than KC and Baltimore

Buffalo is the third best team in the AFC at best

Same story every year . Free money on whoever the Bills play in the Divisional Round