Bengals flat fucking suck.

[SheriffJoe]

Honestly hope they kind of tank

Fire Zac and bring Belichick to Cincinnati

JoeyB could never handle an old school hardass like Bill Belichick.

A more plausible scenario would be the Bengals trying to poach Joe Brady, JoeyB's old OC at LSU, from the 2025 Super Bowl Champion Buffalo Bills, although Terry Pegula might have a thing or two to say about that.

The real fun begins in the offseason when the Bengals brass try to sign Ja'Marr Chase, the elite WR singlehandedly responsible for JoeyB's flashy "pure passing" stats, to a record monster deal. Bengals skeptics like myself will be giddy counting every lost dollar, knowing all the decent players/assets this already shitty team will no longer be able to afford. 55m for an average QB? That's at least 3-4-5 really good roster players you can't have.

4-7 baby!!

Oh well, Bengals gonna Bengals.

 

[Avocado33]

JoeyB could never handle an old school hardass like Bill Belichick.

A more plausible scenario would be the Bengals trying to poach Joe Brady, JoeyB's old OC at LSU, from the 2025 Super Bowl Champion Buffalo Bills, although Terry Pegula might have a thing or two to say about that.

The real fun begins in the offseason when the Bengals brass try to sign Ja'Marr Chase, the elite WR singlehandedly responsible for JoeyB's flashy "pure passing" stats, to a record monster deal. Bengals skeptics like myself will be giddy counting every lost dollar, knowing all the decent players/assets this already shitty team will no longer be able to afford. 55m for an average QB? That's at least 3-4-5 really good roster players you can't have.

4-7 baby!!

Oh well, Bengals gonna Bengals.

Think Cincy may try to go after the Lions OC Ben Johnson

If they miss the playoffs

 

[bigbet1234]

JoeyB could never handle an old school hardass like Bill Belichick.

A more plausible scenario would be the Bengals trying to poach Joe Brady, JoeyB's old OC at LSU, from the 2025 Super Bowl Champion Buffalo Bills, although Terry Pegula might have a thing or two to say about that.

The real fun begins in the offseason when the Bengals brass try to sign Ja'Marr Chase, the elite WR singlehandedly responsible for JoeyB's flashy "pure passing" stats, to a record monster deal. Bengals skeptics like myself will be giddy counting every lost dollar, knowing all the decent players/assets this already shitty team will no longer be able to afford. 55m for an average QB? That's at least 3-4-5 really good roster players you can't have.

4-7 baby!!

Oh well, Bengals gonna Bengals.

If I was Chase I’d fake an injury.

be horrible if he gets hurt before the season ends.

 

[SheriffJoe]

If I was Chase I’d fake an injury.

be horrible if he gets hurt before the season ends.

True, although extremely unlikely even though disaster can strike any player at any time. Chase isn't Higgins, who is constantly nursing one nagging injury or another.

Ja'Marr already turned down 35m and that was before his current monster season. However screwed incompetent management already is, they will find a way to make this situation even worse.

 

[Avocado33]

2025 Super Bowl Champion Buffalo Bills

Alright you are on record

Joe believes the Bills will beat at least 3 teams that are better than them to win the Super Bowl

He probably doesn’t believe it deep down but he’s on record predicting it

 

[Avocado33]

Sad but true with the Bengals defense

 

[SheriffJoe]

Sad but true with the Bengals defense

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4-7 JoeyB . Bye is right! As in bye-bye!

 

[SheriffJoe]

Alright you are on record

Joe believes the Bills will beat at least 3 teams that are better than them to win the Super Bowl

He probably doesn’t believe it deep down but he’s on record predicting it

3 better teams? Who? They're 9-2 (15-3 under Brady) and odds-on AFC favorite for the Super Bowl, while Allen is the odds-on favorite MVP.

Every week you bet on the Bengals...and lose.

Every week you bet against the Bills...and lose.

Imagine how much money you'd make if you bet with your head and not your heart.

 

[Greenbacks]

4-7 JoeyB . Bye is right! As in bye-bye!

LMAO

 

[Avocado33]

3 better teams? Who? They're 9-2 (15-3 under Brady) and odds-on AFC favorite for the Super Bowl, while Allen is the odds-on favorite MVP.

Every week you bet on the Bengals...and lose.

Every week you bet against the Bills...and lose.

Imagine how much money you'd make if you bet with your head and not your heart.

I almost never bet on the Bengals. Think I’ve put money on them once this season.

I’ve bet more on Bills than Bengals this season. But all you do is say incorrect shit so no surprise there

Bills are worse than the Chiefs and Ravens in the AFC, and probably worse than whoever they’d play in the NFC

The Bills are not the AFC favorites, but sure you can tell yourself that. They’ve been favorites in the last couple years…..that’s really worked out for them

They are not getting past the Divisional Round. You know it deep down.

 

[SheriffJoe]

Bills are worse than the Chiefs and Ravens in the AFC, and probably worse than whoever they’d play in the NFC

The Bills are not the AFC favorites, but sure you can tell yourself that. They’ve been favorites in the last couple years…..that’s really worked out for them

They are not getting past the Divisional Round. You know it deep down.

How are the Bills worse than the Chiefs? Playoffs, blah blah. The only reason the Chiefs won that game last year was the Bills were so decimated with injuries they were fielding practice squad linebackers, a handicap no team can overcome. Yet, Allen still almost won. Short of that with just a couple defensive stops Allen would have blown them out, like he did last week.

The smoke and mirrors Chiefs may be 10-1 this season on paper, but like JoeyB's misleading stats, the eye-test says more like 6-5.

Joe Brady's 15-3 Bills (minus diva cancers like Diggs) are a juggernaut, whether you admit it or not.

 

[Avocado33]

How are the Bills worse than the Chiefs? Playoffs, blah blah. The only reason the Chiefs won that game last year was the Bills were so decimated with injuries they were fielding practice squad linebackers, a handicap no team can overcome. Yet, Allen still almost won. Short of that with just a couple defensive stops Allen would have blown them out, like he did last week.

The smoke and mirrors Chiefs may be 10-1 this season on paper, but like JoeyB's misleading stats, the eye-test says more like 6-5.

Joe Brady's 15-3 Bills (minus diva cancers like Diggs) are a juggernaut, whether you admit it or not.

Chiefs have a better roster

And championship pedigree

Best QB and coach in the game

Gonna take McDummy over Reid in a playoff game ? lol

Chiefs will beat the Bills in the playoffs if the Bills even make it that far, which is unlikely tbh

Bills would love to Ravens too, so better hope you dodge them

 

[Avocado33]

Bills lost that playoff game last year because Mahomes put together a masterpiece

And the Bills play super conservative because they were afraid of the Chiefs and of Allen making a mistake

Shouldn’t have even been close. Stupid fumble touchback rule plus Allen fumbled before the missed FG that Chiefs should’ve recovered

 

[SheriffJoe]

Masterpiece! LOL

You mean plays like this:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1749791526182371466

Blown coverage by a decimated Bills defense that didn't get any stops. You could have hit Kelce wide open on that throw!

Mahomes currently leads the NFL in INTs....this Mahomo-sexualism by some has to stop. He's been seriously shitty this year, even by average QB standards.

Chiefs looked overmatched and outclassed last week by a surging Josh Allen. Bills were their toughest out in the playoffs. If the game were played tomorrow with both current rosters relatively healthy, few would argue Chiefs would win.

As for the Ravens, I'm not even going to comment on Lamar's dismal playoff record, one of the worst of all time.

 

[Avocado33]

Masterpiece! LOL

You mean plays like this:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1749791526182371466

Blown coverage by a decimated Bills defense. You could have hit Kelce wide open on that throw!

Mahomes currently leads the NFL in INTs....this Mahomo-sexualism by some has to stop. He's been seriously shitty this year, even by average QB standards.

Chiefs looked overmatched and outclassed last week by a surging Josh Allen. Bills were their toughest out in the playoffs. If the game were played tomorrow with both current rosters relatively healthy, few would argue Chiefs would win.

As for the Ravens, I'm not even going to comment on Lamar's dismal playoff record, one of the worst of all time.

McD over Reid? lol good luck

Bills are not getting past the Divisional Round unless they get insanely good scheduling luck

Even then probably not

 

[SheriffJoe]

McD over Reid? lol good luck

Bills are not getting past the Divisional Round unless they get insanely good scheduling luck

Even then probably not

Top 2 seed in the AFC right now. Even if the Chiefs somehow hang on to #1, as it stands, Bills would face the Broncos blowout for the MVP! Fine with me.

 

[SheriffJoe]

In their last three games, the Chiefs somehow escaped losing to the Broncos blocking a 25 yard FG, got blown out by Allen in Buffalo and barely won against shitty Carolina as an 11 point favorite.

Better than the Bills!

 

[SheriffJoe]

Hilarious how Avo loves to trash Allen when he's the only reason JoeyB ever made it to the Super Bowl in the first place. Savor that sweet irony! The one time Joey beat the Chiefs - barely! - was the week after Allen gassed them putting up 36 pts, including 2 TDs in the last two minutes of the game. A game Allen somehow lost. Talk about lucky soft playoff scheduling and positioning for his shitty QB and team...

You'll notice JoeyB hasn't come close since. In fact, the NFL's best "pure passer" is not even making the playoffs, and reading the Bengals cap tea leaves going forward, perhaps never again One and done.

Contrast this to Josh Allen in Buffalo, who vaults his team into the playoffs as a top seed year after year, no matter crappy his roster/coaches/the cap/injuries. Unlike JoeyB, no star players and no excuses.

But, but, but the D!! All season?? Nah, the Bills have been worse and more injury-riddled some seasons. There's no excuse for a "great QB" to come up short week after week after week. None.

Not for Favre, Brady, Allen, Manning, Mahomes, Montana, Marino, Kelly etc.

9-2 vs 4-7. Who would you rather have as your QB?

 

[Avocado33]

Hilarious how Avo loves to trash Allen when he's the only reason JoeyB ever made it to the Super Bowl in the first place. Savor that sweet irony! The one time Joey beat the Chiefs - barely! - was the week after Allen gassed them putting up 36 pts, including 2 TDs in the last two minutes of the game. A game Allen somehow lost. Talk about lucky soft playoff scheduling and positioning for his shitty QB and team...

You'll notice JoeyB hasn't come close since. In fact, the NFL's best "pure passer" is not even making the playoffs, and reading the Bengals cap tea leaves going forward, perhaps never again One and done.

Contrast this to Josh Allen in Buffalo, who vaults his team into the playoffs as a top seed year after year, no matter crappy his roster/coaches/the cap/injuries. Unlike JoeyB, no star players and no excuses.

But, but, but the D!! All season?? Nah, the Bills have been worse and more injury-riddled some seasons. There's no excuse for a "great QB" to come up short week after week after week. None.

Not for Favre, Brady, Allen, Manning, Mahomes, Montana, Marino, Kelly etc.

9-2 vs 4-7. Who would you rather have as your QB?

lol I don’t trash Allen

I just defend Burrow

Allen is the 4th best QB, nothing to be ashamed of

 

[SheriffJoe]

lol I don’t trash Allen

I just defend Burrow

Allen is the 4th best QB, nothing to be ashamed of

LOL

Allen is not only the best QB, he's the best PLAYER in the NFL, and leading those MVP odds by a lot.

"Burrow is better than Allen" is like a Bills fan pretending Diggs is better than Chase. Laughable.

As everyone can see, JoeyB is either hurt or full of excuses. LOL