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Life over here is better than ever...went to the soapy yesterday for the first time in over a year...

I concur 100%! Thailand absolutely rocks in comparison to the USA! Moved to Bangkok April 2011, and I will say it was the BEST permanent move IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!



Viejo Dinosaur, I WILL be contacting you should I ever waltz down to Pattaya. Beers and cheap hooker on me!

I usually go to Phnom Penh, Cambodia every month. That place rocks also, as you're probably aware! Especially Heart of Darkness! http://www.heartofdarknessclub.com.kh/
 

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The number of Russians here are unbelievable....including Russian families....

They are limited to the countries that they can visit....Thailand because of the weather and such, is a good destination for them...Thai immigration is easy on them...

How about the Russian ladies? We need details Viejo! TIA.
 
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Russian ladies who visit are hot....not so much for the Russian hookers.....European ladies are also very beautiful, but not the ones who are working girls...

Some of you younger guys have a shot at these Russian and European ladies...old guys like me stick to the beautiful Thai ladies...
 
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I concur 100%! Thailand absolutely rocks in comparison to the USA! Moved to Bangkok April 2011, and I will say it was the BEST permanent move IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!



Viejo Dinosaur, I WILL be contacting you should I ever waltz down to Pattaya. Beers and cheap hooker on me!

I usually go to Phnom Penh, Cambodia every month. That place rocks also, as you're probably aware! Especially Heart of Darkness! http://www.heartofdarknessclub.com.kh/

Will be gone the whole month of March...be back in time for the greatest waterfight in the World called Song Kran...
 

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Well I made it to Thailand, In Phuket, about 3-4 minutes to Patong Beach and if you're like me and Asian girls aren't really your thing then this is the place to be. After reading all the posts in this thread and hearing words like its heaven thrown around I thought its never gonna live up, 3 days and it already has and im here 2 more months :) I'm gonna try and get down to BKK Pattaya and Chang Mai at some point but right now I don't wanna leave here, if you're young single and in decent shape and dont bang here you cant bang anywhere. The russian girls are icy to try to talk to, they dont speak english for the most part and my russian is non existant but when im at the club theyve been really receptive so let them drink first, couldnt get her to come back with me but had lots of fun with one my first night, nice reward for a 22 hr flying day. The aussie girls omg, they flirt relentlessly and theyre hot. It's not the cheapest place Ive seen but its a tourist trap in patong i imagine its way better once youre out of here. Weather and beaches are just sick. Had a massage and facial done for about 15 bucks yesterday tip included. You can't find a diet coke in this country outside a restaurant to save your life, thats a little weird but you forget about it when you see the 20 year old hard body euro chick laying in the beach chair beside you at patong beach topless with a piece of dental floss up her ass. Sadly you see dudes wearing that same dental floss, dont get that but whaever.
 

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Well I made it to Thailand, In Phuket, about 3-4 minutes to Patong Beach and if you're like me and Asian girls aren't really your thing then this is the place to be. After reading all the posts in this thread and hearing words like its heaven thrown around I thought its never gonna live up, 3 days and it already has and im here 2 more months :) I'm gonna try and get down to BKK Pattaya and Chang Mai at some point but right now I don't wanna leave here, if you're young single and in decent shape and dont bang here you cant bang anywhere. The russian girls are icy to try to talk to, they dont speak english for the most part and my russian is non existant but when im at the club theyve been really receptive so let them drink first, couldnt get her to come back with me but had lots of fun with one my first night, nice reward for a 22 hr flying day. The aussie girls omg, they flirt relentlessly and theyre hot. It's not the cheapest place Ive seen but its a tourist trap in patong i imagine its way better once youre out of here. Weather and beaches are just sick. Had a massage and facial done for about 15 bucks yesterday tip included. You can't find a diet coke in this country outside a restaurant to save your life, thats a little weird but you forget about it when you see the 20 year old hard body euro chick laying in the beach chair beside you at patong beach topless with a piece of dental floss up her ass. Sadly you see dudes wearing that same dental floss, dont get that but whaever.

nuckers, do yourself a favor and get a few custom-fitted shirts. When I was at Patong there were dozens of these tailors. I got 6 shirts for $97 dollars. The only thing I didn't like was that the collars are too thin and the button holes are too tight. Ask to have wider collars and looser-fitting button holes.

You should be able to find Diet Coke at any 7-11. You can also find Budweiser if you miss that but the Singha beer is good too (as you may already know).
 

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Well I made it to Thailand, In Phuket, about 3-4 minutes to Patong Beach and if you're like me and Asian girls aren't really your thing then this is the place to be. After reading all the posts in this thread and hearing words like its heaven thrown around I thought its never gonna live up, 3 days and it already has and im here 2 more months :) I'm gonna try and get down to BKK Pattaya and Chang Mai at some point but right now I don't wanna leave here, if you're young single and in decent shape and dont bang here you cant bang anywhere. The russian girls are icy to try to talk to, they dont speak english for the most part and my russian is non existant but when im at the club theyve been really receptive so let them drink first, couldnt get her to come back with me but had lots of fun with one my first night, nice reward for a 22 hr flying day. The aussie girls omg, they flirt relentlessly and theyre hot. It's not the cheapest place Ive seen but its a tourist trap in patong i imagine its way better once youre out of here. Weather and beaches are just sick. Had a massage and facial done for about 15 bucks yesterday tip included. You can't find a diet coke in this country outside a restaurant to save your life, thats a little weird but you forget about it when you see the 20 year old hard body euro chick laying in the beach chair beside you at patong beach topless with a piece of dental floss up her ass. Sadly you see dudes wearing that same dental floss, dont get that but whaever.

:ohno: You're in Thailand and "if you're like me, Asian girls aren't your thing?"

I doubt the majority of horny farang males in Thailand are "like you" in this regard. I'd say 99% of guys come here for Thai women and NOT Russians! That's the funniest line I've read in awhile! :lolBIG:

The Russian mafia has taken over most of Phuket and Pattaya by bring truckloads of those vampire bitches with them. IT ROYALLY SUCKS!:>(

I realize everyone has differing tastes with regards to women, but you can have those no good whores. I'll gladly stick to the local product. <><>

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nuckers, do yourself a favor and get a few custom-fitted shirts. When I was at Patong there were dozens of these tailors. I got 6 shirts for $97 dollars. The only thing I didn't like was that the collars are too thin and the button holes are too tight. Ask to have wider collars and looser-fitting button holes.

You should be able to find Diet Coke at any 7-11. You can also find Budweiser if you miss that but the Singha beer is good too (as you may already know).

Because of the recent floods, diet coke and coke zero are difficult to obtain...but as of this week it is getting better...the liter bottles are almost non-existent but the 12 oz cans are readily available....
 

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Russian ladies who visit are hot....not so much for the Russian hookers.....European ladies are also very beautiful, but not the ones who are working girls...

Some of you younger guys have a shot at these Russian and European ladies...old guys like me stick to the beautiful Thai ladies...

Thanks VD.

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Nuckers...if you are the stud that you say you are, why even leave Vancouver? Plenty of hot women there....

If you ever get UP to Pattaya, give me a ring...
 

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lol im not a stud but I do like to flirt and I do love a beautiful woman :) As for why leave, hae you seen the weather in vancouver? you cannot beat this weather and the beaches, its a different world out here and a pretty awesome one.

Read that you're gone for all of March so I'll try and find my way up to Pattaya before you take off, pm your mobile number, I gotta get sim card havent gotten around to it yet but I'll get that done asap and shoot you mine when I do.

INCUBUS....that came out wrong, its not that I wouldn't have appreciated the thai girls loads are stunning, better than I thought coming in but my first leanings are always white blondes, opposite of what I grew up with I guess so here the options are available for both
 
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All I know is that it is great to have the best of all worlds when it comes to the opposite sex....

Nuckers...will be in contact in the next few days....going north of Pattaya for a 2 day golf excursion starting on Tuesday...
 
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Prostitution in Thailand is illegal, although in practice it is tolerated, partly regulated, and practised openly throughout the country.

This quote looks like almost a word for word copy (plagarism?) of the opening to this wikipedia article:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Thailand

Looking at it deeper, the article goes on to state that prostitution is only illegal when done in a "promiscuous" way and that the act itself is no longer considered "outlawed":

"The Prevention and Suppression of Prostitution Act, B.E. 2539 (1996) (the “Prostitution Law”), is the central legal framework prohibiting prostitution. The law defines prostitution as any act done to gratify the sexual desire of another in exchange for money or any other benefit, but only if it is done “in a promiscuous manner”. The Prostitution Law does not define what exactly a “promiscuous manner” constitutes, and the act of prostitution by itself is not outlawed anymore, while solicitation is. The crime of solicitation is vaguely defined."

This is somewhat similar to Canada where prostitution is legal but public solicitation & bawdy houses are not. And recently even these two exceptions are being challenged in the highest courts, last i heard.

"A person soliciting the services of a prostitute is liable under the Prostitution Law if the solicitation is done “openly and shamelessly or causes a nuisance to the public”, the penalty being a fine of up to 1,000 baht.[11]"

I've never heard of a case of this occuring, although many times street walking P4P TGs have told me of police raids to hit them up for a 1000 Baht ($33) fine. They have to either pay up or go to jail.

Bottom line, from all appearances in Thailand, in practice prostitution is as legal as it can be. Just don't follow the Beatles advice to do it "on the road".
 
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"Thai sex workers have a preference for clients who are non-confrontational, undemanding — and quick."

I think the Japanese have a rep for all that, as well as over paying & being polite wussies.

A guy who pays double what her other customers do will IMO probably be put at the top of any hookers list.

OTOH some TGs actually enjoy sex. I've been told to not pay because i made her cum.
 

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When are you returning DEAC? Life over here is better than ever...went to the soapy yesterday for the first time in over a year...

I'm here now, and leaving tomorrow morning. I've spent the last week on Koh Kood and Koh Chang.
 
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More bombings in Bangkok.

"Authorities have found two C4 bombs and magnets in the ruins of the Sukhumvit 71 house where four Iranians lived and have arrested all suspects but the woman - as Israel "assumes we were the target" and Iran claims that Israel set off the bombs "to harm the friendly and historic relations" with Thailand."

http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/security/280034/bombers-part-of-terror-group

An Iranian threw a grenade at BKK police that rebounded off a civilian vehicle and blew off one of his legs.
 

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Yes, what better way to get back at Israel than to set off bombs in Bangkok? What are these idiots thinking?

On a side note, I was behind a middle aged Iranian couple in the Passport Control line at the airport on my way home. I was wearing a Captain America shirt and made sure they saw my US Passport. Fuckin' neanderthals.
 

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Yes, what better way to get back at Israel than to set off bombs in Bangkok? What are these idiots thinking?

On a side note, I was behind a middle aged Iranian couple in the Passport Control line at the airport on my way home. I was wearing a Captain America shirt and made sure they saw my US Passport. Fuckin' neanderthals.

Too bad you didn't get to know them. All the Iranians and all the Muslims I've ever met (and I've met dozens personally) are very gracious people. Some Iranians are even still sympathetic with the Shah. They're not all terrorist sympathizers. None of them ever held me responsible for the crimes of George Bush when they found out I was an American.
 

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