Ask me about Thailand!

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

The only thing Costa Rica has that Thailand doesn't is volcanoes...

ivyconniver, if you ever get over here, I will make sure you have the time of your life...

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

:notme::notme:

I want viejo's girl next time- for real- she was the hottest...

VD, what was her number and don't be pulling this shit like you don't remember because I know that you have a photographic memory for escort numbers and you can't be rude and keep her all to yourself like seymour does...

Just don't remember...I always kept staring at her breasts and didn't see a number...(<)<

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

fester, totally agree but I think cameras in that establishment were a bit of a no-no. The green laser was the funniest part but a bit weird. Viejo, of course, because he had been on this ride before, quickly claimed the hottest one who the butler quickly lasered as the "chosen one" and out she came. Happened really fast, you know, and viejo was like, woah, look who I got here...ole pro at the soapy he was...

All three of us went up at about the same time and Seymour and I were back at least 15 minutes before Fig....something about the girl saying you had too much power...:drink:

 

[James T Kirk]

I need so stop drinking here so damn much. Got bit by a freakin stray dog last night, wtf.

Nothing severe at all but enough to give me a scratch on the back of my hand and very slight bleeding. Funny it was right in the vicinity of a thai massage (brothel) whatever you want to call it, anyhow they took me in and washed and disinfected it.

What the fuck was I thinking trying to pet a stray dog in bangkok?

 

[fig]

viejo, i may have the power, as they were calling it; but you my friend, have the "force"; you ARE the Yoda of all things soapy and go-go in Pattaya.

Ivy, i am serious; you need to get yourself to Thailand if at all humanly possible. I have such fond memories of the place, can't wait to get back and its only been two weeks since I have been back home!

Unreal.

 

[AdamSelene]

The only thing Costa Rica has that Thailand doesn't is volcanoes...

I thought you said there weren't Casinos in Thailand? Also not sure I want to play poker in illegal backroom games.

U.S. time zone, 2 hour flights to Miami and 4 hours flights to Los Angeles is something Thailand also doesn't have.

Just keeping you honest and fair.

 

[fig]

adam- isn't costa a lot farther than 2 hours from MIA? I seem to remember it being farther than that.

 

[James T Kirk]

No casinos in Thailand.

 

[OnePocket]

The only thing Costa Rica has that Thailand doesn't is volcanoes...

ivyconniver, if you ever get over here, I will make sure you have the time of your life...

Sounds like the RX BASH needs to be held in Thailand instead of VEGAS. Anyone agree? ? ?

 

[AdamSelene]

adam- isn't costa a lot farther than 2 hours from MIA? I seem to remember it being farther than that.

You're right, it's 3 hours; and I thought LAX was same as DFW but it's longer too.

San Jose (SJO) to:
Miami (MIA) Duration: 3hr 5mn
Houston (IAH) Duration: 3hr 42mn
Dallas (DFW) Duration: 4hr 20mn
Los Angeles (LAX) Duration: 6hr 25mn


Bangkok (BKK) to Los Angeles (LAX) best I found was Duration: 16hr 50mn, Connect in Hong Kong (HKG).

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

I thought you said there weren't Casinos in Thailand? Also not sure I want to play poker in illegal backroom games.

U.S. time zone, 2 hour flights to Miami and 4 hours flights to Los Angeles is something Thailand also doesn't have.

Just keeping you honest and fair.

You are absolutely right, but there are Casinos in Cambodia...there are casinos in waiting that would only take a few days to set up if Thailand decides to make it legal...

And for those who don't like long flights, please stay home and deprive yourself of a great time that includes women, golf, great food, and many water sports...

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

viejo, i may have the power, as they were calling it; but you my friend, have the "force"; you ARE the Yoda of all things soapy and go-go in Pattaya.

Ivy, i am serious; you need to get yourself to Thailand if at all humanly possible. I have such fond memories of the place, can't wait to get back and its only been two weeks since I have been back home!

Unreal.

At my age, I would rather have the power....<><>

 

[festeringZit]

You are absolutely right, but there are Casinos in Cambodia...there are casinos in waiting that would only take a few days to set up if Thailand decides to make it legal...

And for those who don't like long flights, please stay home and deprive yourself of a great time that includes women, golf, great food, and many water sports...

water sports, oh is that what a "soapy massage" is?

:lol:

 

[quantumleap]

Also, how much for a full body massage w/out the sex?

I don't know about the massage without the sex but the soapy massage with full sex was 1500 baht for the older ones and 2500 baht for the younger ones which turned out to be $40-$60 at the time (2006). I'm sure you can find them cheaper.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

water sports, oh is that what a "soapy massage" is?

:lol:

Good way of describing that but I am talking scuba diving, fishing, jet skiing, pari-sailing, and snorkling....not to mention deep sea fishing..

 

[James T Kirk]

Yo Viejo what would you say are the odds of getting rabies from a very slight bite wound on the back of my hand from a soi dog?

Disinfected it immediately and some pharmacist gave me some antiobiotics just in case.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Yo Viejo what would you say are the odds of getting rabies from a very slight bite wound on the back of my hand from a soi dog?

Disinfected it immediately and some pharmacist gave me some antiobiotics just in case.

2%....unless it was female...

 

[truguru]

cant wait to go to thailand!!! haha this is awsome!! good stuff guys!!!

 

[fig]

At my age, I would rather have the power....<><>

well, that may be true, i may have the power but you are the sensei of all things soapy and go-go in Thailand. Not bad off the tee or on the short game either. And I don't care what Sey said about you. I just ignore him.

 

[James T Kirk]

If any of you do decide to come out, remember not to drink the tap water here, and if you try the street bbq food, make sure they cook the chicken thoroughly.

Just motion for them to keep it on the grill if they try to give you some sally mill poisoning.