Ask me about Thailand!

[fig]

Festering, yes, they look that good and better. They don't look as "put-together" as that pic, meaning they may be wearing more clothes but definitely that pretty. Some wear really revealing clothes in the clubs, some do not. Its simply a matter of personal preference.

But this hot, yes and yes.

 

[James T Kirk]

Some look really good and some are pretty hideous creatures.

Lets keep it real.

 

[Betallsports]

Where was this Thread back in 1996, BEFORE I Met my 2nd Wife ! hno:

 

[bigbet1234]

:lolBIG: No shit!

Where was this Thread back in 1996, BEFORE I Met my 2nd Wife ! hno:

 

[Seymour]

Where was this Thread back in 1996, BEFORE I Met my 2nd Wife ! hno:

Hello, McFly, um, you're going golfing with Viejo

 

[JudgeWapner]

Where was this Thread back in 1996, BEFORE I Met my 2nd Wife ! hno:

Just make sure you remember this post before you meet your 3rd wife.

 

[quantumleap]

I'm surprised that you say that.

I get the impression that if you were to get away from the prostitution
districts, that you'd meet a lot of very nice girls, and people in general?

I can't speak for Pattaya and Bangkok but in Phuket there is only one street, Soi Bangla, that has the go-go bars. There are a few soapy massage places but the rest of the island has local non-pros working regular jobs.

There is one place in Phuket that has part-timers working hookers. It's called Tai Pan Disco. Regular girls looking to pick up some extra cash can be found here.

Here's a gallery so you can see some nice looking women and some plain ones:

http://www.taipan.st/pgallery/tpbeauties/tpbeauties1.htm

 

[festeringZit]

I can't speak for Pattaya and Bangkok but in Phuket there is only one street, Soi Bangla, that has the go-go bars. There are a few soapy massage places but the rest of the island has local non-pros working regular jobs.

There is one place in Phuket that has part-timers working hookers. It's called Tai Pan Disco. Regular girls looking to pick up some extra cash can be found here.

Here's a gallery so you can see some nice looking women and some plain ones:

http://www.taipan.st/pgallery/tpbeauties/tpbeauties1.htm

Ok, I'll bite.

How does the soapy massage thing work?

 

[Seymour]

Ok, I'll bite.

How does the soapy massage thing work?

Oh, no problem, let me provide you with play by play - Viejo picks you up - he asks for a Viagra and you give him one - all the while I pretend like I did not just swallow one - then takes you to his fav soapy shop - there are two next to each other - we had a choice - you go in and sit down and get drinks - there are 30-50 girls behind a glass wall sitting on bleachers smiling and waiving at you - all with numbers - you tell the managers you have made a selection - i.e., #121 - he shines a green laser on the girl wearing #121 - she comes out and you go up stairs and she massages you, washes, you "river rafts" you, bathes you, and what ever you want - fucks you etc. - but I guess what makes it unique is the raft - there is a real pool raft and she soaps that mother fucker up and slips and slides all over you - I did not not bang the soapy girl - of course Viejo banged his - he's really a sick individual.

 

[festeringZit]

Oh, no problem, let me provide you with play by play - Viejo picks you up - he asks for a Viagra and you give him one - all the while I pretend like I did not just swallow one - then takes you to his fav soapy shop - there are two next to each other - we had a choice - you go in and sit down and get drinks - there are 30-50 girls behind a glass wall sitting on bleachers smiling and waiving at you - all with numbers - you tell the managers you have made a selection - i.e., #121 - he shines a green laser on the girl wearing #121 - she comes out and you go up stairs and she massages you, washes, you "river rafts" you, bathes you, and what ever you want - fucks you etc. - but I guess what makes it unique is the raft - there is a real pool raft and she soaps that mother fucker up and slips and slides all over you - I did not not bang the soapy girl - of course Viejo banged his - he's really a sick individual.

dude, you don't have to lie, we know you banged her.

:howdy:

How much?

 

[festeringZit]

Also, how much for a full body massage w/out the sex?

 

[X-Files]

Also, how much for a full body massage w/out the sex?

Without a handjob or bumhole massage...that depends if it's in a Thai
venue, upscale, low scale, tourist district, prime city location, in or
out of hotel. You'll usually pay more for everything in your room or
hotel. In Bangkok, which is generally more costly than Pattaya or
anywhere else in the Kingdom, in the previously mentioned NEP
{Nana Entertainment Plaza} complex in the Nana tourist area, you'll
have no problem getting a Thai massage for 300 baht or less for one
hour. That is less than 10 USD. An oil massage is often a bit more
pricey, like around 400 BHT or 13 USD. Tip and extras not included.

 

[X-Files]

Without a handjob or bumhole massage...that depends if it's in a Thai
venue, upscale, low scale, tourist district, prime city location, in or
out of hotel. You'll usually pay more for everything in your room or
hotel. In Bangkok, which is generally more costly than Pattaya or
anywhere else in the Kingdom, in the previously mentioned NEP
{Nana Entertainment Plaza} complex in the Nana tourist area, you'll
have no problem getting a Thai massage for 300 baht or less for one
hour. That is less than 10 USD. An oil massage is often a bit more
pricey, like around 400 BHT or 13 USD. Tip and extras not included.

Correction. Don't go looking for a message in NEP. But in the area
of NEP there are many massage parlours to get a non sexual massage
of various kinds.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Oh, no problem, let me provide you with play by play - Viejo picks you up - he asks for a Viagra and you give him one - all the while I pretend like I did not just swallow one - then takes you to his fav soapy shop - there are two next to each other - we had a choice - you go in and sit down and get drinks - there are 30-50 girls behind a glass wall sitting on bleachers smiling and waiving at you - all with numbers - you tell the managers you have made a selection - i.e., #121 - he shines a green laser on the girl wearing #121 - she comes out and you go up stairs and she massages you, washes, you "river rafts" you, bathes you, and what ever you want - fucks you etc. - but I guess what makes it unique is the raft - there is a real pool raft and she soaps that mother fucker up and slips and slides all over you - I did not not bang the soapy girl - of course Viejo banged his - he's really a sick individual.

Nice pic and you may be right...I am sick, but I learned from Judge Wapner...now there is one sick fuker...

 

[JudgeWapner]

Sick is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[fig]

I want viejo's girl next time- for real- she was the hottest...

VD, what was her number and don't be pulling this shit like you don't remember because I know that you have a photographic memory for escort numbers and you can't be rude and keep her all to yourself like seymour does...

 

[festeringZit]

I want viejo's girl next time- for real- she was the hottest...

VD, what was her number and don't be pulling this shit like you don't remember because I know that you have a photographic memory for escort numbers and you can't be rude and keep her all to yourself like seymour does...

We need a pic...

 

[fig]

fester, totally agree but I think cameras in that establishment were a bit of a no-no. The green laser was the funniest part but a bit weird. Viejo, of course, because he had been on this ride before, quickly claimed the hottest one who the butler quickly lasered as the "chosen one" and out she came. Happened really fast, you know, and viejo was like, woah, look who I got here...ole pro at the soapy he was...

 

[kidman232]

so viejo is like the yoda of all things soapy over there hmmm

 

[ivyconniver]

This thread is fantastic. Funny & Informative at the same time.

I never realized when I started gambling 7yrs ago that one side consequence would be I'd end up traveling to Costa Rica for vacation, have a great time, and now trying to figure out how I can make time for a trip to Thailand...