Ask me about Thailand!

[X-Files]

call me wierd but thats litterally my worst nightmare lol....taking a shit and a snake bites your dick off lmao fuck

Likewise. When i'm in Thailand i always keep my hand protecting the crown jewels when sitting on the throne.

Alternately one could do it w/o sitting down or put a brick over the hole while doing so.

However i doubt my hotel has ever seen a snake in it, especially one that has found its way up to the 7th floor through the plumbing system.

 

[X-Files]

Unlike in the USA, in Thailand you are not going to get busted by LE.

This is from a lawyer:

"Prostitution is not illegal in Thailand, neither from the selling side, nor from the buying side.

However:

* brothels are illegal (but some manage by having some kind of "entertainment" license).

* openly and wantonly solliciting in public (both from selling and buying side) is illegal (but the fines are dirt cheap and rarely if ever applied for buyers).

* lewd behavior in public is illegal.

* pimping is illegal.

* u_n_d_e_r_a_g_e sex is illegal.

* non-thai hookers are breaking all kind of immigration and work-permit rules.

In other words: behave discretely (as the Thai do) and all is fine."

 

[festeringZit]

[ Hey VD, you made the news again!! ]

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A Thailand man had to call emergency services to remove a sex toy from his penis after it got stuck.
The 30-year-old male, whose identity was not released, was using a sex ring at his home Oct. 19 when the device became stuck on his penis, the Daily Mail reported. He called emergency services and was rushed to a nearby hospital in Bangkok.
Photos show medics attempting to remove the penis ring with bolt cutters and a hacksaw. Doctors reportedly had difficulty containing their laughter during the procedure.

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“The man put the metal alloy ring on his penis for some kind of sex game at home,” Volunteer rescue worker Jakchai Banyensakul told the Daily Mail. “I'm not sure if it was one he'd bought from a shop or something he found in the garage. But he hadn't measured himself properly and when his penis expanded he could not remove it.”

“He was very worried and in a lot of discomfort,” Banyensakul added. “He called the emergency services and volunteer rescue workers had to take him to [the] hospital. He was in so much pain he couldn't get there himself.”
Banyensakul said medics used lubrication in a removal attempt, to no avail.
“They had to use a saw and pliers to stretch the ring and then pull it off,” Banyensakul explained. “He was very sore afterwards and a bit embarrassed but thankful to still be able to use his penis properly.”
Doctors spent three hours trying to remove the ring. They were finally able to break the ring open using a huge bolt cutter.

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“The metal was really strong and it took two or three hours to completely break it open. It was made from very strong thick metal,” Banyensakul said. “Thankfully the man suffered no injuries and he was able to go home. I don't think he'll be using a ring again though.”

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Sources: Daily Mail, Daily Mirror / Photo credit: Dewsbury/Jakchai Banyensakul via Daily Mirror, SWNS via Daily Mail


http://www.opposingviews.com/i/heal...-during-sex-he-never-imagined-it-would-result


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[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Wow....

 

[X-Files]

"Thailand is closed to sex trade', says country's first female tourism minister".

"Thailand has promised to eradicate its notorious sex tourism industry as it attempts to reinvent itself as a female-friendly travel destination.

Kobkarn Wattanavrangkul, the country's first female tourism minister, made the pledge following a series of police raids on Thai brothels last month, amid concerns over human* trafficking and underage sex workers.

"We want Thailand to be about quality tourism. We want the sex industry gone," Ms Kobkarn told Reuters.

"Tourists don't come to Thailand for such a thing. They come here for our beautiful culture."

Ms Kobkarn began her drive to clean up Thai tourism's image soon after arriving in office in 2014, singling out the seedy resort city of Pattaya as a pilot project for the country at large.

Pattaya has more than 1,000 bars and massage parlors, many of which are fronts for illegal brothels.

But last month's police raids, in which police closed down a high-profile Bangkok massage parlor and arrested more than 100 sex workers employed there 15 of whom were underage could mark a turning point for the industry."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/17/thailand-is-closed-to-sex-tourism-says-countrys-first-female-tou/


:missingte

 

[busterhyman]

might have a lot of ''celebs'' from the u.s.a.-headed your way

 

[X-Files]

For those who can't get to Thailand, there is mail order "own a bride" (or 2 or 3) for $100 & up:

https://www.mysiliconelovedoll.com/

http://www.dollforum.com/forum/index.php?sid=7b9b6c79f1c5e2bd58ea0ba9b42febf8

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Lol....

 

[festeringZit]

[h=1]Son stabs his father to death with kitchen knife for forgetting to add fish sauce to his pork soup in Thailand[/h]

• Sakdin Duangphakhon got angry when his lunch took too long to cook
• Then he flew into a rage when his father Ngor said he forgot to add fish sauce
• Thai police found him calmly lying on a hammock covered in his father's blood
• He had to return to the crime scene and say a prayer to his father's corpse

By Luke Barnes For Mailonline
Published: 07:53 EDT, 6 May 2017 | Updated: 17:27 EDT, 6 May 2017

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An son stabbed his father to death with a kitchen knife after he forgot to add fish sauce to his favourite pork soup.
Sakdin Duangphakhon, 36, bought the meat for lunch but became angry after dad, Ngor, 65, was taking too long to boil it at their home in Buriram in southern Thailand.
He confronted his father and then flew into a rage when his dad told him he had forgot to add fish sauce - a staple ingredient in Thai cooking.





Sakdinon grabbed the empty bottle and hit him over the head before slapping his mother Pa, 66, when she tried to intervene.
She ran for help while her son picked up a kitchen knife and repeatedly stabbed his father in a frenzied attack.

Police arrived and found the son covered in blood calmly laying in a hammock at the front of the single-storey home.
Officers took the handcuffed son to the scene on Friday to re-enact the crime.
They even made him kneel down and apologise to his father's corpse.

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Ngor Duangphakhon, 65, was hit on the head with a bottle before being stabbed repeatedly

Deputy Inspector Colonel Nitipat Kitichartchai said: 'The father volunteered to cook the pork.
'The son went to drink a some liquor and then wanted to eat the food. But the dad said it was not finished and not cooked yet.
'The son did not want to wait. Then he said he forgot the fish sauce and he became angry.'
The son, who has two brothers, had to kneel down, apologise and say a prayer next to his dead father when he returned to the scene.
Col. Nitipat Kitichartchai said the son admitted the murder and has been sent to Amphore Nangrong prison in Buriram to await sentencing.
He added: 'It was reported to us that the son had used a knife to stab the father at the home.

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Sakdin Duangphakhon stabbed his father before calmly laying down in a hammock

'I knew we would have to go to investigate the scene. It is a single storey house. The father was wearing a loin cloth without a shirt.
'He had more than 10 stab wounds on his back, particularly across the left shoulder, and one the deeply penetrated the heart. The smell of blood stained the area.
'I asked the wife how her husband died and she identified her son as the killer. He was found outside the house in a cradle (hammock) with a lot of blood on him but he was not injured.
'He was detained while we investigated the home.'

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[JoeFalls]

Viejo, can i get by living on 3k a month in the pattaya area for a couple of months? what kind of lifestyle would i have? i'm old, so won't be partying hard. but want to partake w/some ladies.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Viejo, can i get by living on 3k a month in the pattaya area for a couple of months? what kind of lifestyle would i have? i'm old, so won't be partying hard. but want to partake w/some ladies.

You would live well...when are you going?

Stay away from high season...Nov-Feb.....

 

[JoeFalls]

LOL. i was thinking of going during high season.

i joined a thai dating site. don't mean i'll hook up with one of those ladies when i arrive. but i am having so much fun & i'm not even there yet!

old, ugly......no problem.

 

[JoeFalls]

i'm not sure i want to hang in real hot weather. that played into my decision (i haven't bought my air ticket yet). you must be able to handle the heat, viejo. give me your advice. not sayin i'll take it. but i respect your experienced opinion.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

i'm not sure i want to hang in real hot weather. that played into my decision (i haven't bought my air ticket yet). you must be able to handle the heat, viejo. give me your advice. not sayin i'll take it. but i respect your experienced opinion.

That site wouldn’t be Thai Friendly would it...lol

The last couple years the heat has been brutal in April and May...

Where are you planning on staying? Expect to pay around 25% more in rent during high season...

 

[JoeFalls]

you can read me like a book, viejo, yes, it's thai friendly. lol

your friend from grande on, the grainy pic on page 9, i might know him. looks like Jersey.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Thai friendly has all the bar girls on the site...they are very friendly....

But once they know that you are in Pattaya or that you are coming, they turn into vultures....

A Booty Call with any of these ladies will cost you 1500-2000 Baht for short time....but you can negotiate...I know a bunch of these girls on there, they are just looking for a good time with a good guy.....

 

[festeringZit]

From Bangkok:

March 15, 2018
Forget the exterminator — time to call a snake charmer. A 15-foot-long python was caught hiding inside the walls of a living room in Bangkok.
“This was an unusual place to find the snake,” said one of the rescuers, who hammered through the plasterboard to catch the serpent.
“We think it got inside though a gap in the wall to shelter from the rain.”






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This is the hair-raising moment an 15ft long python was caught by a homeowner hiding on the inside of his living room wall.
Somchai Subdang, 45, was watching TV on Tuesday afternoon when he heard an odd clunking sound coming from the plasterboard.
He put his ear to the wall to investigate and was taken aback to hear hissing noises also coming from the wall.

 

[festeringZit]

Bang Sem poses with the python that was caught in the walls of Somchai Subdang's house

 

[festeringZit]

VD,

Tell us about the durian fruit.

Many asians love it, and pay high dollar for it.

Apparently it smells like shit?

 

[Willie99]

This thread is 10 years old, damn

I remember the OP kept digging a deeper and deeper hole for himself

I told him to back out gracefully, but he didn't listen to me