Ask a "B" a question

[NES]

I mean, are you a fucking liar?

 

[Devilwoman]

I mean, are you a fucking liar?

No why would I need to lie you are the only one I know in real life from this place.

You want names? Then get on messenger.

 

[NES]

I remember one went up for sagatory rape(sp?) find him on MySpace yet?

 

[NES]

Just use Nicknames:

Sadge
No Teef
Italian Stallion
Ester the Molester

Who else?

 

[Devilwoman]

Not Ester the molester and not the italian stallion

 

[Jack Herer]

Bitch, did you fuck NES?

If the answer is NO...
1.a Did you want to have sex with him back when you were young hillbilies?
1.b Would you want to have sex with him now?
1.c Did he not have sex with you 'cause you are unfuckable?

If the answer is YES...
2.a How was it?
2.b Did he smell?
2.c Did he mention something about his g-spot being in his anus? And you said "WTF?", he said with a nervous voice "oh, I'm kidding, come one".

If you and NES are the same person, its a YES cause masturbation counts.

 

[Devilwoman]

I remember one went up for sagatory rape(sp?) find him on MySpace yet?

Charges were dropped. I told them I would only say I wanted it and liked it...so he wouldn't be in trouble. Cause I did.

No myspace...I am sure he would love to hear from me...lol.

He got shot in the face...or head over a deal gone wrong. Still alive though.

 

[Jack Herer]

In my last post, must read "B" instead of "Bitch". Sorry.

 

[Devilwoman]

Bitch, did you fuck NES?

If the answer is NO...
1.a Did you want to have sex with him back when you were young hillbilies?
1.b Would you want to have sex with him now?
1.c Did he not have sex with you 'cause you are unfuckable?

If the answer is YES...
2.a How was it?
2.b Did he smell?
2.c Did he mention something about his g-spot being in his anus? And you said "WTF?", he said with a nervous voice "oh, I'm kidding, come one".

If you and NES are the same person, its a YES cause masturbation counts.

Answer is NO.

A. No

B. Yes, if I weren't married. Have you seen him? He is hot and quite a bulge.

C. No he did not have sex with me because I dont know why. I was dumb and loved my cheating ass boyfriend who would leave me at Nes's house for days. I should have fucked him.

 

[NES]

Agreed, we should have fucked. Too late now but it would have been some fun memories.

 

[NES]

What is your funniest fuck story? And could you please share the story of you fucking the closest thing to a midget in our school?

 

[Devilwoman]

What is your funniest fuck story? And could you please share the story of you fucking the closest thing to a midget in our school?

He had big muscles...just not down there. Well it was tiny...and he didn't know how to use it. Or maybe size does matter...lol

 

[NES]

Turns out it does. Now please give a short description of the following:

Hottest sexual encounter

Funniest sexual encounter

most embarrassing time you got an animal stuck in your twat.

 

[Jack Herer]

B. Yes, if I weren't married. Have you seen him? He is hot and quite a bulge.

His bulge is actually called elefantiasis and its a disease. Please don't mention it, its a sensitive matter, he gets upset over it. Specially cause he doesn't want other people to know, that's why he only wears baggy pants.

 

[Devilwoman]

Turns out it does. Now please give a short description of the following:

Hottest sexual encounter

Funniest sexual encounter

most embarrassing time you got an animal stuck in your twat.

Hottest is every night now.

Funniest had to be that damn midget or maybe the time Shawn dumped me and I left with that dude that was twenty something and I was 15 and then he went and told my parents....me and Carrie were in deep shit...that's not funny is it?

and animal....i mean MOST EMBARRASSING TIME wtf?

 

[DennizdaMenace]

Dear Devilwoman..

A few years back I was having sex with a women who had 10 years on me,

While I was on top of her pounding away, she tried to insert her finger in my ass hole..

I asked her "What the hell are you doing?"

She said.."Si papi si..Eso es rico papi rico!)

I told her not to and she gave up.

But during her blind probing with her long ass fingernail, I believe she damaged my outer ass hole..

For the next ten days whenever I took a dump my ass hole felt like it was on fire..:sad3:

So my question is...

Do you think if I let her stick her finger in my ass it would have felt "Muy Rico?"..Or did I do the right thing:think2:- The Menace

 

[NES]

Depends if you were drinking Jager or not.

 

[Devilwoman]

Dear Devilwoman..

A few years back I was having sex with a women who had 10 years on me,

While I was on top of her pounding away, she tried to insert her finger in my ass hole..

I asked her "What the hell are you doing?"

She said.."Si papi si..Eso es rico papi rico!)

I told her not to and she gave up.

But during her blind probing with her long ass fingernail, I believe she damaged my outer ass hole..

For the next ten days whenever I took a dump my ass hole felt like it was on fire..:sad3:

So my question is...

Do you think if I let her stick her finger in my ass it would have felt "Muy Rico?"..Or did I do the right thing:think2:- The Menace

You did the right thing.

You had an anal fissure...it can happen from pooping too.

 

[CaptainMorgan]

would you prefer a load on your face or in your mouth?

How often do you take it in the rump?

 

[Devilwoman]

would you prefer a load on your face or in your mouth?

How often do you take it in the rump?

I would prefer neither again, but if I had to choose it would be the load on my face.

Once but not all the way in...I made him stop.