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[ChristianTroy]

what do woman prefer to masturbate to: old sausage, ramdom fantasy, some guy they want to fuck, current BF or other(if other specify)...........

regards, Dr. Christian Troy

 

[Devilwoman]

do you chics think about past partners during a session with their current partner? or others times? just wondering if past encounters pop into a chic's head or is it pretty much out of the mind after a year or 2

It's usually out of the mind after a while...but I can't speak for all...

 

[Devilwoman]

I must say that Im just as disappointed as you guys about all this. I mean how can a chick as cool as this not take it up the butt on a regular basis?

If my husband wanted me to take it in the butt I would...don't need to do it to impress you dumb asses.

 

[Devilwoman]

Needless to say I blocked her from my MSN.

lol...and you lie.:nono5:

 

[Devilwoman]

Dear Devilwoman..

I am a VERY clean person and I do not use toilet paper..( Seriously)

I think wiping your ass and pulling your pants back up always leaves you with a dirty ass..

In my shower I have one of those hand held shower heads..I find if I do not clean my ass hole completely it leaves me con el culito irritado..


So each time I take a poo poo I ALWAYS pull my pants off, step in the shower and put the shower head directly to my sphincter muscles and it makes me feel squeaky clean.

You can smell my ass and time of the day and it smells like flowers..


Sometimes I poop in the yard..I like to pull my pants down..shit in my hand and throw it like a hand grenade over the tall hedge into the neighbors yard. This gives me a peculiar feeling of satisfaction. It is weird yet strangely compelling. Then I take the garden hose which I have running next to me and clean my ass real good..

The other day when I threw the poop hand grenade into the neighbors yard I heard a loud metallic thud..Later that day when I drove by the old mans house I saw a huge sick turd right on his drivers side door and window..He did not notice it all day and the sun baked it on there like cement..Two days later I saw the old man scrapping the shit off with a paint scraper in the morning as I went outside for my newspaper..I told him "Good day Sir"..and he groweld back at me.."some gawd damn dog or cat shit on my car"..I said "Damn that sucks" and went inside

I did not mean for the poop grenade to hit his car..He had it parked in a strange place and I cannot see into his yard due to the high hedge..
I do not want the poop in my yard so thats why I throw it into his..my dogs may eat it and it has an unpleasent smell...A few months ago I heard the Old man complain to his wife about a bad smell and he thought maybe his septic tank was full..

So my question is-

Is it sick for me to enjoy throwing these poop grenades..Or is this normal?:think2:

That's normal.

 

[Devilwoman]

What is the bestest vay to uze it so many wumans vagin will be happy
for one or two or three hours? Then 15 minute coffee break.

77 70

Focus on the clit...rub the clit right and you don't need to use it.

 

[Devilwoman]

:missingte

I saw my wife masturbating the other night thru a crack in the door. She had a cucumber with a condom over it. I didn't disturb her. I walked in a little later after she was finished and asked her what she was doing. She said "ah nothing, I was just thinking about making a salad".

Do you think I should tell her I saw here or just keep it to myself?

Thanks

Hmmm...that's a tough one. You should ask her what the condom was for?

 

[Devilwoman]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Ok ok, so since I know now . do they clinch their teeth and grunt at all?

No not really.

 

[Devilwoman]

my wife is way hotter than your lame ass.

Do you think I care? Really? I am not here to compete with anyone's wife especially yours.

Love,
Devilwoman

 

[Devilwoman]

Does your biscuit look anything like this?

No...this one has a face and teeth.....:think2:

 

[Devilwoman]

I no longer have any use for her.

She lost me at it hurt, whiner

What did you think your use for me was? Wtf?

 

[Devilwoman]

what do woman prefer to masturbate to: old sausage, ramdom fantasy, some guy they want to fuck, current BF or other(if other specify)...........

regards, Dr. Christian Troy

Random Fantasy.

 

[Jack Herer]

Devilwoman, did you ever "experiment" with other girls? I was going to say in college, but since you are friends with NES I don't know if college is even an option in redneck country. If you did, please give us some details.

 

[hater]

Community college.

 

[hater]

Or better yet...while studying for your GED, did you ever "experiment" with other girls?

 

[Devilwoman]

Devilwoman, did you ever "experiment" with other girls? I was going to say in college, but since you are friends with NES I don't know if college is even an option in redneck country. If you did, please give us some details.

No. Yes college is offered here.

 

[Devilwoman]

Or better yet...while studying for your GED, did you ever "experiment" with other girls?

I graduated from highschool.

 

[raidermattk]

high school ends in 8th grade in Kentucky

 

[X-Files]

Focus on the clit...rub the clit right and you don't need to use it.

What! No fucking?

If i massage the clit left instead of right will she not like it?

 

[sumday]

do girls always remember and hold dear their first kiss or sexual experience? is it something that will always be vivd in their mind and hold significance or does it fade after time? my gf's first time was with me but i just wonder if her other firsts like first kiss, or other firsts with a guy are something she'll always remember