Ask a "B" a question

[NES]

Oh, there goes your RR Cred. Even my 50 lb wife can take the whole snausage up her bum and she lets me cum wherever I want(even in her hair).

 

[CaptainMorgan]

I would prefer neither again, but if I had to choose it would be the load on my face.

Once but not all the way in...I made him stop.

Damn, i am disappointed, you dont like swallowing and you wont take it in the dumpster.

Now i have no other good questions

 

[NES]

Yeah damn B, WTF?

 

[Devilwoman]

Damn, i am disappointed, you dont like swallowing and you wont take it in the dumpster.

Now i have no other good questions

Well I could of made some shit up but Nes told you all that I would answer honestly.....therefore I did.

 

[NES]

Not even the tip in the butt, and a drop of spunk on the tongue?

 

[Devilwoman]

Not even the tip in the butt, and a drop of spunk on the tongue?

I have to be drunk...but then I am up for anything...lol.

 

[sumday]

do you chics think about past partners during a session with their current partner? or others times? just wondering if past encounters pop into a chic's head or is it pretty much out of the mind after a year or 2

 

[NES]

I must say that Im just as disappointed as you guys about all this. I mean how can a chick as cool as this not take it up the butt on a regular basis?

 

[NES]

Needless to say I blocked her from my MSN.

 

[DennizdaMenace]

Dear Devilwoman..

I am a VERY clean person and I do not use toilet paper..( Seriously)

I think wiping your ass and pulling your pants back up always leaves you with a dirty ass..

In my shower I have one of those hand held shower heads..I find if I do not clean my ass hole completely it leaves me con el culito irritado..


So each time I take a poo poo I ALWAYS pull my pants off, step in the shower and put the shower head directly to my sphincter muscles and it makes me feel squeaky clean.

You can smell my ass and time of the day and it smells like flowers..


Sometimes I poop in the yard..I like to pull my pants down..shit in my hand and throw it like a hand grenade over the tall hedge into the neighbors yard. This gives me a peculiar feeling of satisfaction. It is weird yet strangely compelling. Then I take the garden hose which I have running next to me and clean my ass real good..

The other day when I threw the poop hand grenade into the neighbors yard I heard a loud metallic thud..Later that day when I drove by the old mans house I saw a huge sick turd right on his drivers side door and window..He did not notice it all day and the sun baked it on there like cement..Two days later I saw the old man scrapping the shit off with a paint scraper in the morning as I went outside for my newspaper..I told him "Good day Sir"..and he groweld back at me.."some gawd damn dog or cat shit on my car"..I said "Damn that sucks" and went inside

I did not mean for the poop grenade to hit his car..He had it parked in a strange place and I cannot see into his yard due to the high hedge..
I do not want the poop in my yard so thats why I throw it into his..my dogs may eat it and it has an unpleasent smell...A few months ago I heard the Old man complain to his wife about a bad smell and he thought maybe his septic tank was full..

So my question is-

Is it sick for me to enjoy throwing these poop grenades..Or is this normal?:think2:

 

[NES]

I think Poop Grenades deserve their own thread, maybe even a poll with "should NES shoot himself in the head" as an option.

 

[X-Files]

Re: does size matter

No...well unless its 2 1/2 inches or something ridiculous. It is all in the way you work it.

What is the bestest vay to uze it so many wumans vagin will be happy
for one or two or three hours? Then 15 minute coffee break.

77 70

 

[RoofTop]

I saw my wife masturbating the other night thru a crack in the door. She had a cucumber with a condom over it. I didn't disturb her. I walked in a little later after she was finished and asked her what she was doing. She said "ah nothing, I was just thinking about making a salad".

Do you think I should tell her I saw here or just keep it to myself?

Thanks

 

[X-Files]

I saw my wife masturbating the other night thru a crack in the door. She had a cucumber with a condom over it. I didn't disturb her. I walked in a little later after she was finished and asked her what she was doing. She said "ah nothing, I was just thinking about making a salad".

Do you think I should tell her I saw here or just keep it to myself?

Thanks

How was the salad that night? Did the cuke taste better than usual?

 

[raidermattk]

I saw my wife masturbating the other night thru a crack in the door. She had a cucumber with a condom over it. I didn't disturb her. I walked in a little later after she was finished and asked her what she was doing. She said "ah nothing, I was just thinking about making a salad".

Do you think I should tell her I saw here or just keep it to myself?

Thanks

I would make offhand comments about at the grocery store and what not. Ask her is she wants to feel it first, is she sure it is the right size? Shit like that.

 

[Kruser6]

Everyday...at least once.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Ok ok, so since I know now . do they clinch their teeth and grunt at all?

 

[Kruser6]

do girls get more wet when u breathe hard in their ears while doing it, and at the same time make not very loud manly moans?? hehehe... kinda know the answer but....

If you were wondering if you sounded gay there. . .


Yes.


Flaming.

 

[CaptainMorgan]

I would prefer neither again, but if I had to choose it would be the load on my face.

Once but not all the way in...I made him stop.

my wife is way hotter than your lame ass.

 

[PBR]

Does your biscuit look anything like this?

 

[CaptainMorgan]

I must say that Im just as disappointed as you guys about all this. I mean how can a chick as cool as this not take it up the butt on a regular basis?

I no longer have any use for her.

She lost me at it hurt, whiner