Anyone have any good insultfull jokes?

[aceduecetrey]

I mean jokes degrading any race or religion? I heard a few good ones last night and would like to tell a few good ones in return next time.

 

[steaktartar]

black guy is walking down the street with a pig under his arm.......guy walks by and says "hey buddy where did you get that"?

pig says "i won him at the fair"

 

[NES]

ouch

 

[NES]

You know why George Jefferson stinks? So blind men can hate him too.

 

[Kornholio]

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to the fertility clinic?

Because he wanted to look nice now that he was imPOtent

 

[NES]

Why did so many blacks die during the Vietnam war? Because when their Sargent told them to "Get Down" they all started Break Dancing.

 

[Doug]

What has 8 legs, moves really fast, and says hodedoo,hodedoo,hodedoo ?

4 blacks running to catch an elevator.

 

[royboy_3831]

this thread should have a couple hundred replies by the time george jefferson has his say...

 

[NES]

Its kinda fucked up cuz people only know black jokes, any coloreds care to chime in?

 

[barman]

How many spics does it take to clean a toilet?

 

[barman]

NONE...That's a nigg-ah's job.

 

[NES]

Wow

 

[NES]

How do you get an Indian woman(from India) pregnant?

 

[NES]

Jack off on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

 

[barman]

Jack off on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

I'm sorry. You've obviously confused "Indian woman" (from India..duh...) with an "Arkansas woman".

 

[NES]

GJ's mother is a saint you SOB.

 

[aceduecetrey]

The 2 I heard last night were.....

What is orange and looks good on a black guy?

Fire


A black and a hispanic are sitting in a tree, and they both fall out at the same time, who hits the ground first?

The Hispanic ofcourse as the rope will catch the black guy.


I have a pretty diverse bar and we get about 50% white and 25% each of hispanics and blacks, so I would like to hear some other ones not just targeted towards blacks.

 

[bookie]

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a visa:

Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz
Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both, male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul : Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul : Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul : Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

Why do mexicans have those little chain link steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with handcuffs on.

Why do mexicans drive low riders?

So they can pick lettuce while they drive.

Why dont black parents let their kids play in the sand boxes?

Cuz the cats keep covering them up.

Why do black guys wear those big white brimmed hats?

To keep the pigeon shit off their lips.

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

How do you get 10 black guys to stop raping a white girl?

Throw them a basketball.