You drive a forklift. Confirmed.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, I know plenty of hard-working, good, and decent forklift drivers (present company excluded). It's just important in understanding where your world view is coming from. So own it. Instead you have delusions of grandeur. "I work with a trillion dollar company." Yeah so does the guy who sweeps floors at walmart.
You can say whatever you like because you know I’m not going to get specific. Drive a fork lift where? In my house? How can I be in quarantine and still work but drive a forklift?