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[Devilwoman]

Splattered shit, black dildos, and Devilwoman. She looked at me and said......

 

[MikeB]

My cock is so big, I didn't even need the dildo. The look on my face was......

 

[quinnsft34]

a ghostly bitter beer face. Imagine my surprise when she pulled her shorts to the side revealing a tremendous member. I started crying at the site.

 

[Devilwoman]

And asked if I could touch it......

 

[PBR]

I used the engorged man-root to pry open another bottle of beer. Turning to head back to my car, I couldn't help but wonder...

 

[MikeB]

Why was there a third testicle? I decided to ask Uno, so I called him and....

 

[Devilwoman]

He said I have been looking for that. That bitch stole it. I am on my way........

 

[NES]

to the support group for testicular cancer to see if I can bum a couple elvis chips from Robert(POman69)Paulson to pay for a protesis. Unfortunately for Uno......

 

[Devilwoman]

On his way was hit by a bus crossing the street...

 

[NES]

Fortunately for him the bus only ran over the empty side of his nutsack and his extra pinky. The bus driver amazed that he survived said nothing but Uno knowing this was his one chance......

 

[PBR]

...to regain his manhood.So he hurriedly hailed a cab and jumped inside. As the taxi pulled away, the driver turned to say something to Uno. He was flabbergasted as he noticed who was driving the cab. It was...

 

[NES]

Dsethi, and boy was his turban effed up. Turns out he got in a little altercation with a fellow named Johnny Knockdown for overcharging him for a trip to the Irish Social Club. Luckily for Dsethi Uno happened to be carrying a hammer, a plastic bag, and a..........

 

[KevinFrenchick]

set of anal beads just in case ...

 

[PBR]

Just then a news bulletin came on the radio about a one-nutted axe murderer on the loose in the area. Dsethi stayed cool as he planned his next move, and then suddenly he...

 

[DennizdaMenace]

said-Tell you all what I`m really about..I aint nutin but an internet sports tout..no use tryin to kill me..now I`ve left for Mofomes..If you dont kill me I will gladly...

 

[PBR]

...give you my season package at half price. Uno then instructed him to turn right into a bowling alley parking lot where they....

 

[MikeB]

....saw Teddy KGB giving blowjobs behind the building for $2.00. The line of large black customers was as long as........

 

[DennizdaMenace]

The space mountain line at Disney world..uno instructed Dsethi to stay in the car as he..

 

[PBR]

...walked up to the payphone and deposited 35 cents. He called the only person in the world who could help him now, ...

 

[MikeB]

POS69, he needed his problems to go away like a pet in a storm, so he......