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[PBR]

Imagine my surprise when I thrust my hand down her pants and found....

 

[GasMan]

A big fancy tricked out name tag that said the "BeerBarn".

 

[pubguy]

so we went and got some free beer!

 

[PBR]

At the beer store we saw into a fellow from South Boston who was giving the African-American clerk a very rough time about the amount of change he had gotten back from his purchase of...

 

[MikeB]

Black dildos.

 

[KevinFrenchick]

so to cheer the fellow from south Boston up we talked him into going to vegas to change his luck we got into the car and he started telling us about...

 

[quinnsft34]

How he got this far on his measly allowance his wife gives him every week. His phone rang it was. . .

 

[KevinFrenchick]

Phil Helmuth ...the fellow from south Boston was talking to Phil then all of the sudden he turned to me and said...

 

[MikeB]

Do you have the seat heater on or did I just shit myself?

 

[KevinFrenchick]

so I got the answer fast he shit himself as I sat there and smelt it for 5 or 6 hours as he felt himself and the black dildos he purchased hours earlier after 9 hours of this bullshit finally I said to the fellow from south Boston....

 

[pubguy]

You gotta go cuz I cant make it through New Mexico and Arizona with this smell.

 

[pubguy]

Could you tell me what Helmuth had to say before you go?

 

[quinnsft34]

"He said that I better meet him at the tourney at the Palm's with his 1,000 bucks" he lent me that so I could enter a contest at the RX.

 

[PBR]

So I rolled the guy for his grand and took off like a bat out of hell...

 

[PBR]

Realizing I'd left Devilwoman behind, I started to turn around. I quickly decided "fuck it" , lit a cigarette and found some Pink Floyd on the radio.

 

[NES]

Turns out the cigarette had PCP in it, thats when the fun really started.

 

[ShaneFalco]

i woke up 4 hours later, pants down around my ankles, my wallet and my car missing and a note in my hand that said...

 

[quinnsft34]

"The reason your asshole hurts is in your pocket" I grabbed my pants from my ankles reached in the pocket and there it was. . .

 

[pubguy]

another black dildo, WTF? and off to find the car I went...

 

[DennizdaMenace]

into the next town..to where my surprise..I saw my car on the side of the road..as I approached my car..I looked into the window and was horrified by the sight of