You're a GAMBLING DEGENERATE if......

[billsfan]

When you have been on someone's famous "sheet" for an extended period of time, with no shot of getting out of the hole..:smoking:

 

[Presto]

28. You watch movies about gambling on the Lifetime channel.

29. You go to the gym and change the channel to a WNBA game without shame.

 

[Fishhead]

When you have been on someone's famous "sheet" for an extended period of time, with no shot of getting out of the hole..:smoking:

:hahahahah :hahahahah

 

[joeyfitzclick]

When you wake during the night...instead of taking a piss or getting a glass of water like a normal human being, your immediate impulse is to check the ticker on ESPN with one eye open to see if Golden State lost by less than seven to Seattle.

:smoking:

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

Bump paying tribute to the top degenerates here (myself included).

ope:

 

[fucnluc]

When you actually think little things you do might affect the outcome of a game miles and miles away.

 

[mr21]

When you bet on a college basketball team that you can't name a single player, their mascot, or even what state they are in.

 

[CodeManReflex85]

When you take your laptop computer to the shitter at work so you don't miss the halftime lines.hno:

 

[DarrylParsons]

When you're watching a game that's down to the wire, you have to go to the bathroom real bad, and you just piss into a cup you just drank out of for fear of missing the key play.

 

[AndySpainpick's]

come on parsons, whatever happens happens...you risk it and stay tight.

 

[Ironman_8]

When you're watching a game that's down to the wire, you have to go to the bathroom real bad, and you just piss into a cup you just drank out of for fear of missing the key play.

Wow!! I think we have a winner!!

 

[afflalo]

When you go to walgreens to buy visa giftcards, you then noticed the salesperson look at you funny after buying 800 dollars worth.

 

[5teamparlay]

1. You bump a year old thread about degenerate gamblers

Or 7+++ year old thread...

 

[trytrytry]

11. you think jj gold is funny

12. you leave work early to get to the otb before 5:30 because g. money got a tip from his guy in philly. and, its a harness race.

13. you bet on european soccer even though you can't watch it on tv and don't even know what bundesliga means.

14. you dont care about sports anymore...you just care about the line.

15. you get 5 or more emails a day from royal sports.

you still miss Blue Edwards!

 

[JustinCruise]

When you go to walgreens to buy visa giftcards, you then noticed the salesperson look at you funny after buying 800 dollars worth.

this

But I will add going to walgreens, then right-aid, then cvs, then 7-11, then finally finding a gift card that works at speedway

 

[Creeg]

you still miss Blue Edwards!

Guilty as charged

 

[Willie99]

"Sportspager", a classic relic