You're a GAMBLING DEGENERATE if......

[Sugarbear]

17) you go to lunch early so you can get back to work and put your bets in for the afternoon games

I have gone to the casino a million times for lunch in the food courts at higher prices to put my bets in for the games.


Everyone at the office knows that if I offer to go get lunch for everyone that I am stopping by the book on the way. I come back with more bets for people than I do food.


I live the life baby. There are all kinds of ways to be a degenrate.

 

[JoeFalls]

You choose your residency in relation to the nearest gambling establishments.........


i know that one. i don't drive. let's see: "if i live here, i can catch the last trolley home from the boonies (the indian casino; poker) and return to my home in the city. i meet people all the time on that last trolley. they are going to get dropped off downtown and they have no idea how to get home from there. they are mostly busted, and can't afford a cab. if i go busted, i live by the tracks.

 

[bigdong]

well,..its definately a great list,..well thought out,...i mean degenerate gamblers really are very proficient,.............awwww well maybee in near future,...fishy can go on the david letterman show and read the top ten??

 

[guitarjosh]

You were so busy checking your cell phone for updates on the scores you have no idea what the pastor's sermon was about.

 

[Fishhead]

You choose your residency in relation to the nearest gambling establishments.........

:dogtoilet

 

[ICAUITUA]

...13. you bet on european soccer even though you can't watch it on tv and don't even know what bundesliga means...

Love it!!

 

[kidslick]

I'll add one..

16- you do not know the difference between "your" and "you're" :finger:

i wonder what ghost this guy is posting as ...
maybe fishhead:smoker2:

 

[Fishhead]

i wonder what ghost this guy is posting as ...
maybe fishhead:smoker2:

HUH?

 

[Rawpimple]

19. You try and get your money back by taking some of the kids college fund and double down on a sure game. Heck the kids are only 3,4 they are a long way away from college. They dont need it now.

20. You set your alarm for 3:30 A.M. so you can check the score on the West Coast game you bet on before bed.

21. You yell and curse at the 5'4 125 lb. SS from Chinese Tapaei for hitting a bomb and costing you 5K on the Little League World Series.

22. You check the score of a game on your sports pager or cell phone during a movie with the wife and kids.

23. You plan your family vacation in Vegas telling the family it just does not have gambling, it has amusement parks, restaurants, and shopping and that is why we are going there.

24. You bet on the Special Olympics.

25. You pray to God to let you win this bet and you will do something "good" in return.

26. You spell Monday like Mon/day

27. You make bets with people you dont know over the internet.

ope:

 

[PornoPaul]

Whan your willing to give up your drug addiction and get sick, so you will have money to bet on the cup?

:realtongu

 

[kermit16]

My TOP TEN reasons why one could be considered a GAMBLING DEGENERATE......

10. You listen to books on tape in your car such as "POSITIVELY FIFTH STREET" and "THE TOP TEN SPORTSBETTING SECRETS".

9. You get up at 4am to check the Don Best screen looking for even as little as a one cent scalp.

8. Your favorite places bookmarked on your computor includes no less than 50 gambling related sites.

7. You will use any means of transportation to visit a casino........walk, car, bus, plane, or a small sea vessel (even in rough waters).

6. You carry a sportspager with you at all times and also have 1-800-555-TELL saved on your cellphone for quick dial-up.

5. Your home library consists 80% of gambling related books.

4. Some of your closest friends have nicknames such as Danny the Cap, Bigbet, The Shrink, Knuckles, 5teamparlay, Loser, Teaser, Bookiebuster, Casinoman, Voodoo, Total Square, and Horseshoe...... to name just a few.

3. Your keychain has attached to it a pair of dice and no less than 60 slot cards.

2. You have a massive casino chip collection........for whatever reason.

1. You have over 2,000 posts at THE PRESCRIPTION


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60 slot cards ? Why so few ? I go through that many cards on a dull weekend !:toast:

 

[2PLAYSMAX]

20. You set your alarm for 3:30 A.M. so you can check the score on the West Coast game you bet on before bed.



ope:

YOU never can sleep go period, until you know the final in that west coast game.

 

[Kiss1]

You do a casual check of your NETeller account and realize you made a deposit to BOS you completely forgot about.









LOL ... happened to me this morning!


-K1

 

[viking611]

You choose your residency in relation to the nearest gambling establishments.........

1. You bump a year old thread about degenerate gamblers.:grandmais

 

[kidslick]

HUH?

fishhead i was being sarcastic:toast:

 

[billsfan]

1. You bump a year old thread about degenerate gamblers.:grandmais

LOL :drink:

 

[billsfan]

You plan your vacation around the All Star Break

 

[Fishhead]

You plan your vacation around the All Star Break

 

[Sugarbear]

When you look at the espn classic lineup for the week to see if you can dig up a retro game you dont remember to bet your friends on so as to have action. Dont laugh I have done it. Games that took place before your lifetime are woth double the bet.


You take a extended vacation during the all star break. Perfect way to stretch a week or twos vacation into two or three. I get paid for it also.

 

[Journeyman]

If you spent 12 hours watching Houston and Boston lose today

:monsters-