your #1 sexual achievement?

[kingbill]

I once made a collect call to a phone sex line...

 

[levistep]

Crowning achievement was mother and daughter tag team. We developed "backrub night" and I would rub both her and her daughter's back in the dark while sampling the goodies. Fucked the daughter while giving a backrub to the mom in the bed and then fucked mom while giving the daughter a backrub in the bed.

I think eating a hooker's ass is more honorable.

 

[ThreeUnits]

On two different occasions I was able to do it five times in about 8 hours! Both were first times with the chicks, so the novelty effect had to help, gotta admit that. But still ....

Married the second one, and no way I can do it even twice in a night anymore, 'fraid to say.

 

[quantumleap]

how the fuck does that worK???

:think2:

You only need one hand to give a backrub while doing the other woman. I would usually start out by having them both face down giving backrubs to both at the same time. Then I would move over on top of one and slip it in, all the while continuing to rub the back of the other.

 

[quantumleap]

Sounded like a crock of bullshit to me, but I've heard stranger.

I don't blame you for having reservations about my story. However, there are some pretty kinky chicks out there that I have met in my life. Many stories told to me by women about their experiences without batting an eye and also have been witness to some others. I suppose some of their stories could be made up but not all of them.

 

[roadreeler57]

About 20 years from now ask me if I can still get it up.

 

[billhill999]

i always wack left handed. and im right handed

Me too.
What's up with that?

 

[Hoggy]

switched from my right hand to my left hand and actually gained a stroke

 

[HinesWard86]

Getting a handjob from a fat slut on the schoolbus in 6th grade. The peak of my assgetting prowess

 

[DimeBag]

A woman actually let me have sex with her.

 

[FairWarning]

Getting fucked by Favre and the Packers today. Amazing. :hump:

 

[auggiedawg]

Getting fucked by Favre and the Packers today. Amazing. :hump:

classic

 

[mlfp]

Getting a handjob from a fat slut on the schoolbus in 6th grade. The peak of my assgetting prowess

You're like Orson Wells.

 

[scromagnumman]

well i can't say it's a sexual achievement, but the memory makes me laugh. a whole bunch of us from work went to a guy's house after the bar closed. i managed to get this chick into his bed. i banged the ass off of her and as soon as the daylight broke, i could see it. the sheets had blood on them. she had her rags, but not full barrel.
we get up like nothing happened and left later on. got to work monday and everyone already heard the news. her auntie worked there and she wouldn't even talk to me. i heard she was calling me, "a fucken pig", to other people.
i ended up giving the guy a new pair of sheets for his bed. me and the girl never talked much after that, you know how that works. i seen her in the bar another time and she gave me a big smile. wanna hop on it again man, i think she was hinting.

 

[TwoDown]

Fucked girls in close proximity to other people several times: next room, basement, etc.

Once did 2 girls in a row at a high school party. I was bare ass naked with my ass sticking up eating out a girl and a girl came in and passed out. It was dark so she didn't notice. Her boyfriend came in while I was eating out the other chick and turned on the lights and apologized and left and the lights stayed on. Later in the basement the passed out girl said "I saw what you were doing!"

Crowning achievement was mother and daughter tag team. We developed "backrub night" and I would rub both her and her daughter's back in the dark while sampling the goodies. Fucked the daughter while giving a backrub to the mom in the bed and then fucked mom while giving the daughter a backrub in the bed.

WAIT WAIT. So how did it feel to fuck Jamie Lynn Spears while rubbing her mom's back? YOU GOT THAT BITCH PREGNANT.