Might be a little off topic but my best achievement was payback.
I use to work 3rd shift running cnc machines and we had alot of cycle time so we would disappear for hours if everything was running fine. Well i had this guy that was a total asshole that use to fuck with me all the time , so one nite when he left i got into his lunchbox and seen he had a chipped beef sandwich with mayo on it so i stuffed it down my pants and went to the bathroom stall and sat down and jacked off and shot my load all over his mayo on the sandwich and snuck it back into his lunchbox.
Believe me thier is nothing better than sitting down at the lunch table and watching a dickhead eat a sandwich that you just shot a load all over. From then on anytime he would fuck with me i'd just laugh.
Dude, there are very few offenses that justify nutting in a dude's food. IMO, you do NOT fuck with a guy's food except under extreme circumstances. Him being a dick doesn't count.
You are a sick piece of shit and hopefully you get what's coming to you. :WTF:
Might be a little off topic but my best achievement was payback.
I use to work 3rd shift running cnc machines and we had alot of cycle time so we would disappear for hours if everything was running fine. Well i had this guy that was a total asshole that use to fuck with me all the time , so one nite when he left i got into his lunchbox and seen he had a chipped beef sandwich with mayo on it so i stuffed it down my pants and went to the bathroom stall and sat down and jacked off and shot my load all over his mayo on the sandwich and snuck it back into his lunchbox.
Believe me thier is nothing better than sitting down at the lunch table and watching a dickhead eat a sandwich that you just shot a load all over. From then on anytime he would fuck with me i'd just laugh.
Crowning achievement was mother and daughter tag team. We developed "backrub night" and I would rub both her and her daughter's back in the dark while sampling the goodies. Fucked the daughter while giving a backrub to the mom in the bed and then fucked mom while giving the daughter a backrub in the bed.
Crowning achievement was mother and daughter tag team. We developed "backrub night" and I would rub both her and her daughter's back in the dark while sampling the goodies. Fucked the daughter while giving a backrub to the mom in the bed and then fucked mom while giving the daughter a backrub in the bed.