Williard REALLY getting desperate, cracking birther jokes

[Dafinch]

Feel free to show me a link which displays Zero's ORIGINAL birth certificate, dicksucker. Not some ridiculous scanned copy of a copy, not some lame ass written eye witness account. The original thing.

Then tell me what rational and logical motive Zero would have to spend millions of tax payer dollars to conceal his original COLB.

Just admit it...it wouldn't even matter to you if it turns out Zero was indeed born in Kenya. For two reasons: dims don't give a shit about the laws, and if Zero ever came to a sudden halt, your head would probably go halfway up his ass.

You brainless, motherless ****, how come you dickless, cocksucking Birther Loonies never explain how people had the foresight to "plant" an announcement in the Hawaii newspaper almost a half century before it was "needed?" Why would the Clintons, let alone the Repubs, have permitted Obama to "get away" with the "ruse" before he had the "protection" of the Presidency. Go fuck your momma, Dipstick....:finger::hahahahah:bigfinger<<:madasshol:trx-smly0:kissingbb:tongue2::fckmad::Countdown

 

[Dafinch]

He does have a nice boat...Hes put pics of it on here before....His wife pretty good looking too...I think he put pics of himself & her on here before too...

hno::think2: How do you find your way home at night?

 

[Dave007inVegas]

Why? Because a nut job like YOU says so? Next case. Why don't you trudge to the top of Black Mountain via the local and come down via the express...^<<^

No, not because I said it, because BO’s defense attorney Alexandra M. Hill said it in a New Jersey court.

Why must you continue to confirm on a daily basis the you are an ass?

Everyone already knows.

 

[roadreeler57]

hno::think2: How do you find your way home at night?

What are you talking about?...I think I saw him post pics of his boat on here about a year or so ago whats so strange about that?

 

[Dafinch]

No, not because I said it, because BO’s defense attorney Alexandra M. Hill said it in a New Jersey court.

Why must you continue to confirm on a daily basis the you are an ass?

Everyone already knows.

I think this guy said it well:

You know, if there's anything that pisses me off, it's people who swallow whatever they hear from more or less untrustworthy sources whole. It doesn't have to be birtherism, but this is just a great example of someone not actually paying attention. Case in point: I could find absolutely no connection between Alexandra Hill and Obama beyond the one cited in this article. Google pulled up, quite literally, that post in the first few results. It doesn't take a genius to look at a story of this magnitude, see that only fringe sites like Tea Party Tribune and FreeRepublic have taken it up, and say, "Huh, you know, maybe I shouldn't make a thread about this story taking it seriously". But some people are too stupid to make sure that sources that agree with them aren't completely and utterly full of shit!

Please, guys, if you're going to make a citation, make sure the source is somewhat serious, or at least getting its information from a primary source that's trustworthy.

http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2012...-doesnt-admit-birth-certificate-is-a-forgery/

The only thing "everyone already knows" is that you are a moron of epic proportions, even if they won't all admit it.

 

[Dafinch]

What are you talking about?...I think I saw him post pics of his boat on here about a year or so ago whats so strange about that?

And how the fuck does that "prove" that the boat is his, the wife is "his," or even that the picture is of him??? JESUS, you're stupid!!!!!!hno:

 

[Dave007inVegas]

I think this guy said it well:

You know, if there's anything that pisses me off, it's people who swallow whatever they hear from more or less untrustworthy sources whole. It doesn't have to be birtherism, but this is just a great example of someone not actually paying attention. Case in point: I could find absolutely no connection between Alexandra Hill and Obama beyond the one cited in this article. Google pulled up, quite literally, that post in the first few results. It doesn't take a genius to look at a story of this magnitude, see that only fringe sites like Tea Party Tribune and FreeRepublic have taken it up, and say, "Huh, you know, maybe I shouldn't make a thread about this story taking it seriously". But some people are too stupid to make sure that sources that agree with them aren't completely and utterly full of shit!

Please, guys, if you're going to make a citation, make sure the source is somewhat serious, or at least getting its information from a primary source that's trustworthy.

http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2012...-doesnt-admit-birth-certificate-is-a-forgery/

The only thing "everyone already knows" is that you are a moron of epic proportions, even if they won't all admit it.

So to summarize your drabble, Alexandra Hill is untrustworthy but another BO attorney Michael Jablonski is trustworthy.

Now read the contradiction from Michael Jablonski another BO lawyer.
http://www.pottsmerc.com/article/20120424/OPINION03/120429806/is-obama-disowning-online-birth-certificate-

The curious fact is, President Obama’s attorney, Alexandra Hill, couldn’t have been more adamant about not citing the online birth certificate as a means of proving the president’s identity in this recent challenge -- and after everyone went to so much trouble to get it!

Indeed, she called the Internet image “legally irrelevant,” arguing that New Jersey law doesn’t specifically call for a birth certificate to qualify a presidential candidate for the ballot. Exactly how a presidential candidate demonstrates he is at least 35 years old and “natural born,” the constitutional requirement New Jersey upholds, Hill didn’t say, but Administrative Law Judge Jeff Masin found her arguments persuasive to the point of preventing an expert witness from offering testimony that the online image is a forgery.

Even though the Obama team entered no documentation of the president’s identity into the record -- not even that “certified” birth document Obama’s personal lawyer traveled so far to retrieve -- Judge Masin managed to find that the president was both born in Hawaii and “natural born.”

Neat, huh? But note the shift in legal tactics. If, in New Jersey, the online birth certificate was “legally irrelevant,” in January’s Georgia eligibility hearing, the president’s lawyer, Michael Jablonski, considered it “legally decisive.” Jablonski cited “the documents evidencing the birth of President Obama” that are available online to try to quash a subpoena that “commanded” Obama to come to court and bring “any and all birth records” with him (among other documents).

Hill says it has no bearing, Jablonski says it does.

How convenient for them. Which just goes to show that BO and his crew will say whatever they think is necessary at any given time even if it’s contradictory.

Vote for Obama and don’t forget to vote again and again and again.

 

[vitterd]

amazing...still birthers out there......if you moderate repubs wonder why romney gets his ass beat in nov......look no further than dave007.....dems pray for guys like him to just keep talking.

 

[wabashwonders]

He does have a nice boat...Hes put pics of it on here before....His wife pretty good looking too...I think he put pics of himself & her on here before too...

So, if I post a pic of my jet, you will believe I own one too?

 

[vitterd]

So, if I post a pic of my jet, you will believe I own one too?

ha....thats funny...although i find gasman to be extremely misguided and has no clue that the lives of poor people are not glamorous......i find his words very truthful.

 

[roadreeler57]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/400454_295345903906340_413390646_n.jpg

 

[roadreeler57]

And how the fuck does that "prove" that the boat is his, the wife is "his," or even that the picture is of him??? JESUS, you're stupid!!!!!!hno:

It doesnt prove anything but why would he lie?...You have to give people the beneifit of the doubt...Typical mindset of somebody that lives in the Bronx or NYC in general...Of course if I was living on the east coast packed in there like sardines Id probably be the same way..

 

[Dafinch]

It doesnt prove anything but why would he lie?...You have to give people the beneifit of the doubt...Typical mindset of somebody that lives in the Bronx or NYC in general...Of course if I was living on the east coast packed in there like sardines Id probably be the same way..

Why would he lie? See Post # 58, among others. Did it ever occur to you that people who claim to have nice things on an internet forum might embellish them a bit, or just outright lie? Of COURSE it didn't, why am I even asking, considering who I am talking to!It's kinda like assholes here or in sportsbooks who tell anybody who will listen how much they have riding on a game. Nobody cares, and it's probably not true anyway. I don't "have" to give anybody the benefit of the doubt, much less a fat, brain dead right wing whack job-present company included. And you have the nerve to make a post calling Liberals "sheep," whata putz! Thank God he took down that bloated picture oozing Red-Neckium...

 

[roadreeler57]

Why would he lie? See Post # 58, among others. Did it ever occur to you that people who claim to have nice things on an internet forum might embellish them a bit, or just outright lie? Of COURSE it didn't, why am I even asking, considering who I am talking to!It's kinda like assholes here or in sportsbooks who tell anybody who will listen how much they have riding on a game. Nobody cares, and it's probably not true anyway. I don't "have" to give anybody the benefit of the doubt, much less a fat, brain dead right wing whack job-present company included. And you have the nerve to make a post calling Liberals "sheep," whata putz! Thank God he took down that bloated picture oozing Red-Neckium...

Ok DeFinch he doesnt have a boat....BTW heres my boat

 

[Dafinch]

Ok DeFinch he doesnt have a boat....BTW heres my boat

It's about as likely that the boat pictured is yours that the information given by Gas Bag is truthful. People who give extensive, positive information about themselves on an internet forum are, by and large, insecure, lying assholes, and, in this case, the "accomplishments" claimed are almost exactly the sarcastic example I often give: I'm rich, I own a yacht, and I bone Playmate level women, all night, every night. Minus the last 2, that's basically what Gas Bag has claimed, and you ate it all up with a spoon and licked the bowl. Given your Election Day predictions, you're gonna be licking something else come Election Day, lol...

 

[Dafinch]

It doesnt prove anything but why would he lie?...You have to give people the beneifit of the doubt...Typical mindset of somebody that lives in the Bronx or NYC in general...Of course if I was living on the east coast packed in there like sardines Id probably be the same way..

Btw, Scumbag, the following contains yet another poll that I think will be a surprise to you:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1027916/posts

 

[Dafinch]

amazing...still birthers out there......if you moderate repubs wonder why romney gets his ass beat in nov......look no further than dave007.....dems pray for guys like him to just keep talking.

They certainly do pray for that. One wonders why he and his fellow Loonies didn't take this earth shattering information that is proven fact to Hillary or McCain in 2008, or to Williard right now-or just get one of those anonymous Super Pacs to foot the bill and take the Slam Dunk case all the way to the Supreme Court. Guess it just keeps slipping their minds, huh?:lolBIG::missingteointer::hahahahah:laughingb

 

[roadreeler57]

Btw, Scumbag, the following contains yet another poll that I think will be a surprise to you:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1027916/posts

Yeah Definch....Ill be headed to NYC for a better way of life...Guessing like $1,200 a month & thats for a small shitty apartment next to the Airport with no hot water...

 

[Dafinch]

Yeah Definch....Ill be headed to NYC for a better way of life...Guessing like $1,200 a month & thats for a small shitty apartment next to the Airport with no hot water...

Next to the airport? It's clear you don't know New York very well. To each his own, but I'm in agreement with the writer of the "10 Worst" list, I'd rather be dead than in Toledo"

9. Toledo

The first of the Ohio Triplets on our list, Toledo would be the perfect place to re-make The Omega Man. This mostly due to the fact that this Midwestern hole is so bleak, so gray, so devoid of life, that except for rush hour, you wouldn't know that anyone actually lived in Toledo. Forget civic pride, everyone in Toledo knows the city is a hellhole and just stays home to watch TV. Last time we visited, the only after hours joint was located in a hotel for men. Toledo's official city slogan should be "Toledo…We're…well…ah screw it."

None of this has anything to do with the fact that I'm clearly not the only person who thinks you're a putz for being taken in by Gas Bag's cock and bull story...:lolBIG::missingteointer::hahahahah:laughingb

 

[roadreeler57]

Ive been thru the Bronx on 95...Looks worse than Detroit ...The ship I posted (US Brig Niagra) was sailing into a dock today on the river...Part of navy week here marking the 200th anniversary of the war of 1812...The ship was sunk during the war & brought back up & refurbished...So at least we have something going on around here instead of like in the Bronx what whores are walking around,what dope are they selling & where & who got shot today....