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boys i am on a roll here and it seems that larry is now taking advice from me. I'm thinking of going back to the pub cause the boys down there won't kick my behind if i give them non stop winners. This year alone I have already won 15 dimes at WWW.BETPHOENIX.COM

I GRIN :>Grin> WHEN I WIN!
 

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Me and my FFToday friends masturbate to these pictures

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I love the Olive Garden! Last week me and my friend Benjamin had a lovely evening there and we ate more salad than those waiters could toss. There was some lovely wine there as well which is when I slipped the ruffie into Benjamin's drink. He then made all my fantasy football messiah dreams come true.

God loves Idaho!
 

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No offense to any deaf people here, but this was one weird scene.

I met this girl through a mutual friend and everything went off without a hitch. We met for drinks and dinner then proceeded to go back to her place to watch a movie and sip some wine. We watched some old war movie with closed caption. That went over fine and we even had some interesting conversation the best that we could.

She could speak fairly well, but with that common nasal tone that you often hear from deaf people. She had no hearing at all, but was great at reading lips. I tried my best to enunciate all my syllables correctly. She noticed that I seemed to have experience talking to deaf people and I told her that I was trying hard to impress.

After polishing off a bottle of cabernet, she started to get a little cozy with me. I was ok with that as she had a smoking body that I was eager to see more of. After the light kissing and petting increased to a higher level she took me by the hand and led me to her bedroom. I was still very comfortable with all this and had no idea of the bizarre scene that awaited me.

She proceeded to undress completely and I followed suit. Her eyes did not leave my face as though she was studying my every move. This made me slightly uncomfortable, but I was 100% intent on getting the goods.

She wasted no time going down on me. She was very good at giving head and I laid back to enjoy it. All of a sudden she would stop everything she was doing so that she could get a good look at my face. At first I thought something was wrong, but I figured out she was trying to read my reaction to see if I was enjoying it. This went on for about 15-20 minutes with her getting into it and stopping to get my reaction.

After the 5th or 6th time I decided this was too much of a tease. I pulled her up and proceeded to go down on her. She was very much liking this and began arching her back and then it happened. I thought we had rolled over on her cat as I heard this strange earpiercing sound. Now, I am no amateur and have been able to produce some good sounds from women in the past, but this sound was nothing like I have heard before.

I seriously thought she was hurting or crying or dieing. It was extremely loud and extremely high pitched. She sounded kind of like a dog squeak toy. I was still hell bent on performing for her so I tried to ignore the sounds I was hearing. I even burried my face deeper and clamped her thighs over my ears to try to muffle the sound. It was no use. I imagine her whole condo thought I was murdering her in there. Her shrieks became panting shrieks and I could not take any more of it.

I stopped what I was doing and decided to proceed with intercourse. 5 seconds into it she was back to shrieking and then stopping everything to look at my face and read my reaction. Well let's just say I was barely enjoying myself and was ready to smother this deaf girl. After 15 minutes or so of this I could not take it any longer so I faked an orgasm and ended the session and went home. I feel like I am forever scarred and will not ever be able to enjoy the sounds of a woman in the bedroom.
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I just paid for a midget hooker....best 3 minutes of my life!



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Couple paints their butts in broom closet

Sioux City, Iowa - a man and a woman who work together at the John Smith paint company have been fired due to extracurricular activities at work. Sometime Monday the couple took an unscheduled break from their jobs as inside sales clerks and while a coworker watched the counter, snuck off for an afternoon tryst. Evidently it got a little heated because the couple managed to spill a five gallon bucket of paint in the broom closet leaving "prints" on the counter. The manager was quickly able to figure out who was involved and after a short interview decided to let them both go.
 

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Hey whalewager...you barrelled in mother...why don't you get in some contests?

I'm going out to walk my dog...oh wait...what dog?...it perished in the hurricane...

Can I get a shirt for poker?
 

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I would rather die than go to Texas. Wait til your gringo ass gets down here. The Ultra boys are gonna have fun with you, but you're use to that being from Texas.
 

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I'm gonna start a poll. Who here has farted while masturbating with one hand and playing GTA with the other?
 

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