Well, I believe in the soul, the coc k, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days" - Kevin Costner as Crash Davis - Bull Durham.
Here are some from the great Winston Churchill:
A joke is a very serious thing.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Play the game for more than you can afford to lose... only then will you learn the game.
I like a man who grins when he fights.
A joke is a very serious thing.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Play the game for more than you can afford to lose... only then will you learn the game.
I like a man who grins when he fights.
