What's your all-time favorite quote?

[barman]

What would your goals be if you knew you could not fail?

 

[Wynn]

Teddy Roosevelt's "Man in the Arena" quote is one of my fav's

"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

This has been my favorite quote for as long as I can remember.

 

[kermit16]

Lots of Yogi Berra quotes ' It's not over till it's over " or " It's Deja Vu all over again " yogi is one of a kind. We almost forget what a great ball player He was ! :toast:

 

[silver7]

From "Jagged Edge"

"Fuck him if he can't take a joke", after the bad guy got stabbed.
Robert Loggia:finger:

 

[billhill999]

Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrannies of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepards the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers' keeper and finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' Now I've been saying that shit for years, and if you've ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant, I just thought it was a cold blooded thing to say to a mother fucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this morning that made me think twice. Now I'm thinking it could mean you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here is the shepherd, protecting my righteous ass. Or maybe it means that you're the righteous man, and I'm the shepherd, and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that, but you see that shit ain't the truth. The truth is, YOU'RE the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.

 

[BlackBart]

Waitress,bring a a pitcher of beer every ten minutes till we pass out and then every twenty minutes after that.

Can't say it any better than that huh guy's.

Rodney ......RIP

Used that yesterday at a sports bar and the waitress just looked at me. All the guys at the table remembered, however.

 

[BlackBart]

My tagline, from a John Wayne character:

"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid,"

I also use a Hyman Roth quote from Godfather II all the time at work when something gets screwed up:

"This is the business we have chosen."

 

[Degenerate]

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire

 

[2PLAYSMAX]

A couple from Mike Tyson:nohead:

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

The best:
Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.

 

[Betallsports]

There has been Plenty Quotes that I have liked before...

But in a Thread not to long ago ( I think it's in the RR now )

This was the Best I've seen in a long time

It was Addressed to "PO69"

if mofome was frosted would you eat him? :missingte

So now I use this in my Avatar

 

[EasyMoney]

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on........ shame on you. Fool me...... — you can't get fooled again."

-George W. Bush

 

[EasyMoney]

"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."

- Michael Jordan

 

[anthonyquinn]

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"
Marla Singer
"Fight Club"

 

[NES]

I havent had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader.

- Frank Drevin, Naked Gun 2 1/2

 

[RaoulDuke]

You're Hunter's ghost, huh? Busted.

actually im not PBR.

 

[50_Eggs]

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

Dean Martin

 

[steaktartar]

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

Dean Martin

:grandmais

 

[fhmesq44]

There are some pretty good ones in here, couple of my favorite:

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.--John Wooden

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”--Mark Twain

 

[paftraft]

Stonewall Jackson near Chancellorsville last words:

"Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees"

 

[Scoops]

If you train hard,The fight is easy. ,Manny Pacquiao