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UNLV Rebels @ San Jose State.

We took J.R. Rider and the Rebels -11 points

Small arena not sold out Spartans are down 10 and letting UNLV dribble it out.

People are walking up the isle exiting and what are we doing.

We're yelling ........FOUL THE FUCKER.

FOUL HIM

People are looking at us like we were idiots.
 
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UNLV Rebels @ San Jose State.

We took J.R. Rider and the Rebels -11 points

Small arena not sold out Spartans are down 10 and letting UNLV dribble it out.

People are walking up the isle exiting and what are we doing.

Were yelling ........FOUL THE FUCKER.

FOUL HIM

People are looking at us like we were idiots.


Early 1980's I am at Knicks game, Can't remember who they were playing. THey were down 8, line is 7.5.

The Garden is empty as it was late in the season at the Bricks sucked (before Patrick). Some guy yells shoot it Trent, I need the fucking Cover. He made the shot, it was the funniest thing I have seen.
 
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1981, Montreal Stadium, National League Championship Series Expos against
the Dodgers.

I was 16 years old, and hadn't done much drinking. A friend and I had
taken a bus to the game from the states. We quickly discovered that
they would serve us alcohol, and proceeded to start a beer drinking
contest.

I had mastered the art of guzzling liquids by opening up my throat - just
for the hell of it, as I said, I hadn't done hardly any alcohol drinking
at that age.

I proceeded to down somewhere between 8-10 Canadian Okeefe's
(which have a higher % alcohol than American beer) during the first
7 innings.

My friend was smart enough to stop drinking at 4-5 beers. I ended up
passing out in the walkway during the game, and had to be dragged
onto the bus home. Then I proceeded to puke all over myself and
the floor of the bus for the 2 hour ride. I also puked and dry-heaved
for most of the night.

Stupid.
 

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I was on a little league team with a kid that had a heart condition. Our hot shot hitter was up to bad and drew the walk, so he turned and tossed the bat back to the dugout. The bat flew over the fence we were sitting behind and jacked this kid right in the head. He was beeding out of his ear and had to be rushed to the hospital. don't worry, he was ok.

I was also the keeper for our JV high school soccer team. The other keeper has a booming goal kick thats sailing toward the edge of my box. i run out to grab it (we were playing on turf) it bounces before i get to it. It's going over my head so i jump and bareley tip it with my finger. It sails over my head and right into the goal. the other fucking goalie scored on me.
 

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1. I dribbled past several guys and the goalie and then missed the open net......

2. I tried to catch a pass back in highschool that was just outside what we considered the 'touchdown' area. Where that ended, two basketball courts began. My face hit the cement thing that holds the basketball backboard/rim straight on. I did not hold on to the ball, and I was trying not to cry in front of everyone but the pain was unbearable....My face turned several colors for about a month after that
 

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Fishhead has told me numerous sport event stories. Had a great story from Busch Stadium, had some good Kinnick stories with him and Kyhawk,....he has some goodies!
 

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I broke my putter in a college golf tourney, and had to putt with my sandwedge for the next like 12 holes. Coach not happy with me. He was a douche anyway though.

sometimes he touched me in ways that made me feel...........oh sorry wrong thread.
 

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Haha we are pretty much the same person I think. My bat throwing was so bad I got warned that the next time the ref saw me do it he would toss me out of the game on the spot.


I umpire baseball and I had one of the worst situations come up.

There was this kid up to bat and you could tell he didn't hit the ball very well. He was batting in the 8 hole and hit a grounder to the shortstop. He flung his bat and hit me right in the forearm with it. I warned him and the team that the bat can not be thrown or it is an automatic out.

The next time the kid gets up he somehow (Still don't know how today) hits a homerun. The kid flings the bat and this time he hits the catcher with it in the neck. The catcher is down on the ground hurt and I had just the inning before stopped the game and gave the warning. I had to do it, I called him out. The kid was crushed, but I still think it was the right thing to do.
 

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I umpire baseball and I had one of the worst situations come up.

There was this kid up to bat and you could tell he didn't hit the ball very well. He was batting in the 8 hole and hit a grounder to the shortstop. He flung his bat and hit me right in the forearm with it. I warned him and the team that the bat can not be thrown or it is an automatic out.

The next time the kid gets up he somehow (Still don't know how today) hits a homerun. The kid flings the bat and this time he hits the catcher with it in the neck. The catcher is down on the ground hurt and I had just the inning before stopped the game and gave the warning. I had to do it, I called him out. The kid was crushed, but I still think it was the right thing to do.

Wasn't me. I had what they call "deep infield power".
 

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I umpire baseball and I had one of the worst situations come up.

There was this kid up to bat and you could tell he didn't hit the ball very well. He was batting in the 8 hole and hit a grounder to the shortstop. He flung his bat and hit me right in the forearm with it. I warned him and the team that the bat can not be thrown or it is an automatic out.

The next time the kid gets up he somehow (Still don't know how today) hits a homerun. The kid flings the bat and this time he hits the catcher with it in the neck. The catcher is down on the ground hurt and I had just the inning before stopped the game and gave the warning. I had to do it, I called him out. The kid was crushed, but I still think it was the right thing to do.
Ha. That is definatly a good story.
 

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i was playing centerfield in college. A short fly ball was hit between me and the shortstop. As I dove the tip of my glove hit the shortstops leg bending my wrist backwards until it literally touches my forearm. Long story short I broke my wrist in 7 places. Surgery and 9 months of physical theropy later I was good as new. Except for the fact I was supposed to transfer to a major college that ended up going to the college world series in what would have been my junior year but because of the broken wrist I never played again.
 
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In high school I lost the district final in wrestling...that spring the kid leads off the first inning of a baseball game against me and I preceded to plunk him with the first pitch of the game...we both laughed our ass off and the umpire had no clue what was going on...he then preceded to steal second and third...he scored on a groundout and gave me a wink after he scored....he came up the next time and I hit him again....Umpire threw me out...
 

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Big NCAA top five football game and middle of first quarter my gal sits up and leans into me and says, "I think I left the iron on." This predated cell phones and I ran out of the stadium and across town, burst in and found a cold iron. To this day I still believe that she didn't play me but I'll never be sure. Next time, I'd lean back into her and say,"That's nice, you figure it out" and get back to the game.
 

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Dumbest thing I ever did at a sporting event.

I took a leak behind a tree at the Rose Bowl during the 1980 Super Bowl between the Rams and Steelers. The crowd was so huge that you could'nt get into a bathroom at half time. If I did that these days and got caught I would be in a National Data Base, have to tell the story to all my neighbors and have to attend public nudity classes.

I had two choices, one was the tree (they grow all around the outer wall of the Rose Bowl or the second just go ahead and piss my pants from drinking cheap beer since we started tailgating early that morning. I went for the tree.

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Rose Bowl in Pasedena, Ca...If I remember right it was one of those trees on our right outside the big entrance.


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I learned about the urge early Wil. Halftime in Philly Franklin Field Eagles vs. Lions. We had freezing upper deck concrete seats. I was a kid and noticed the ground level mens room was calm and quiet. I got in line and filed in silence. These men's rooms were old style where you pissed against a wall and it ran down a tiled trench to who knows where. Soon as I entered the piss smelling room I understood why everything was creepy and quiet; a man 'fell out' and was lying on the cold tiles. This is the absolute truth; one of his legs pressed against the wall and because it was cold 'we' had to keep going. I remember that he was a well dressed older man. I talked about it with my father on the way home and my father said that he had heard about it ( he mostly watched the game from a different place) but didn't say much more. I never forgot that scene.
 

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I remember going to the first game ever at the old then called Schaefer Stadium in Foxboro Mass to see an exibition game between the Giants and Patriots (and be able to say I was at the first ever game the Patriots played in Foxboro) well the stadium plumbing was not ready for a big crowd and the water didn't work so there was no flush, around 60,000 drunk on beer fans had to use urinals that didn't flush, to say it stunk is a serious understatement. There also was a hugh traffic jam after the game because they opened the stadium to early and had no access roads.

Speaking of the tree at the Rose Bowl, I was thinking back about that just now and remember there actually was a short 2 or 3 guy line waiting in front of the tree when I got there. I had to wait on line to piss on a tree.:drink:...........



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WILHEIM I WAS AT THAT GAME ALSO I HAVE BEEN TO 2 GAMES IN MY LIFE AND FUNNY THAT GIANTS GAME WAS ONE OF THEM.I REMEMBER GUYS WAITING IN LINE TO USE THE SINK.I PISSED IN THE SINK IN FRONT OF ABOUT 20 GUYS IT WAS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT IN MY LIFE BUT I WAS YOUNG AND DRUNK SO I DID IT.

I STILL GET NERVOUS EVERYTIME SOMEBODY MENTIONS THE OLD SCHAEFER STADIUM AND THAT GAME I KEEP THINKING SOMEBODY IS GOING TO SAY (HEY BEANTOWNJIM WAS THAT YOU PISSING IN THE SINK DID YOU HAVE SHRINKAGE THAT NIGHT) I DONT LIKE TO PULL OUT MY MAGIC JOHNSON OUT IN PUBLIC :stocker:
 

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What a mess that game was, all they had was Rt 1 to handle all of the traffic. The traffic jam after the game when everyone was trying to get out at once is still part of Mass State Police lore. People who lived 25 miles away got home at 4AM. The strange part is I can't even remember anything at all about the game including who won.

Story about that game I found on the net,

Schaefer Stadium and The Great Flush.

The Boston Patriots were a team of wandering souls. Since their inception in 1960, the team had played in five separate locations - Soldiers Field (Harvard University), Nickerson Field (Boston University), Alumni Stadium (Boston College), beloved Fenway Park, and Legion Field in Birmingham, Alabama (little known trivia).

After a great deal of legal and financial wrangling, owner Billy Sullivan acquired a piece of land on Route 1 in Foxboro that was nearly equidistant from Providence and Boston. The Boston Patriots would become the New England Patriots, and a new stadium in the town of Foxboro would become their permanent home.

In traditional Billy Sullivan fashion, the owner built the stadium at a bare minimum of cost, skimping and cutting corners in every phase of design. Sullivan was reportedly irate when the initial estimate of $6.9 million was overrun by $200,000 (or just less than the cost of a bottled water at Yankee Stadium).

The bargain-basement stadium was completed in just under 11 months. And because of the dealings that had to be made with local authorities, the Foxboro Board of Selectmen are the only independent group that can determine the NFL's schedule, and the town of Foxboro also receives a share of every ticket sold for events at the stadium. It is one of the few times that a community has taken such advantage of a sports team.

Sullivan also became one of the pioneers in selling stadium naming rights. He convinced the Schaefer Brewing Company to put their name on the stadium, and Schaefer Stadium was born. Schaefer could not have been a more fitting sponsor for the team and its fans. Their first slogan "The one beer to have when you're having more than one" symbolized the unruliness of the fans, who rarely if ever had only one.

So what about The Great Flush?

Ah, yes. The Great Flush. As the 1971 season approached, the shameful Schaefer Stadium was ready to be introduced to the world. The preseason began and thousands of fans suffered the first of many Route 1 traffic jams on their way to see the Patriots play. But a funny thing happened.

Someone at the stadium went to the bathroom (presumably after a few cans of smooth Schaefer Beer). And then someone else did. And then a whole bunch of people did. And the system couldn't handle it. The sinks and toilets began to overflow. All of them. The bathrooms filled with water. It was disgusting.

With the Board of Health threatening the shut down the stadium just weeks before the season opener against the Oakland Raiders, Sullivan hired an emergency team to fix the flow control problems, and organized what has come to be known as The Great Flush.

Members of the Patriots front office, stadium workers, local journalists and Sullivan himself organized into teams and were positioned throughout the stadium. At the sound of the scoreboard horn, everyone ran around, comically flushing every toilet to prove to the Board of Health that such a situation wouldn't happen again. One journalist wrote of the event, "it was the first time that the sportswriters in this town all pulled for the Patriots."


http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1249950


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