Whats an Evangelical?

[barman]

This six minute video should provide the Reader at Large with a pretty good short peek into an Evangelical church session

(Best played Really Loud and on Full Screen view)


"I heard the jingle jangle of a thousand lost souls!"


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[eek.]

Evangelicals definitely aint catholics, oh no no no.

They're a protestant hillbilly sect kinda thing.

:toast:

 

[festeringZit]

faith baptist
fellowship bible
valley christian
all saints catholic
lifechurch
cross of christ
spirit of joy
trinity evangelical free
bethleham evangelical lutheran
christiania lutheran
evangelical lutheran
family of christ
hosanna
minnesota lutheran
minnesota valley free lutheran
saint joes
crossroads
grace fellowship
another lifechurch
new life

#1. These churches aren't all evangelical Bzzzzt. Sorry.

#2. These churches weren't all established in the last 4 yrs.
Bzzzzzt. Sorry.

#3. These churches aren't all in your neighborhood. Bzzzt. Sorry.

 

[festeringZit]

they converted most of us. next move is further south, northfield faribault area. see churches popping up like crazy when i visit friends at carleton and st. olaf

Bzzt. Sorry. Another lie.

You live in the Minneapolis area and you claim that Evangelicalism has
converted most of the people.


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[festeringZit]

GTC,

You are a "lucky" guy. You live close to one of the best preachers/
teachers in Evangelicalism today.

Stop in and listen to John Piper at Bethlehem Baptist Church, I
challenge you.

http://www.hopeingod.org/

Be careful though, he might "convert" you.

 

[gtc08]

#1. These churches aren't all evangelical Bzzzzt. Sorry.

#2. These churches weren't all established in the last 4 yrs.
Bzzzzzt. Sorry.

#3. These churches aren't all in your neighborhood. Bzzzt. Sorry.

ok kiddo.

 

[festeringZit]

As a 48 year resident of Texas and the Deep South, I can say this is pretty straight. But mix in some old time Pentacostal and AssembliesOfGod folks to more fully flesh out your crowd.

No, it is not correct. Evangelicalism crosses a very wide range
of churches: some Baptist, some Roman Catholic, some 7th Day Adventist,
some Methodists, some Lutheran...

To paint them as money grabbing televangelist types shows painful
ignorance.

Nice try though.

 

[festeringZit]

ok kiddo.

Go see John Piper, he'll help you with the burning hatred in
your soul.

 

[gtc08]

Go see John Piper, he'll help you with the burning hatred in
your soul.

you're an evangelical, you're the last guy id listen to

 

[festeringZit]

you're an evangelical, you're the last guy id listen to

Don't listen to me... Go stop into Bethlehem Baptist, and
listen to John Piper, I think
you'll like it.

Here are the directions:
http://www.hopeingod.org/MapsDirections.aspx

 

[Stocks]

Hey Festering are you an evangelical and also are Joe and Willie evangelicals too.

From what i've read about evangelicals on google you 3 seems to fit the bill.

 

[gtc08]

Hey Festering are you an evangelical and also are Joe and Willie evangelicals too.

From what i've read about evangelicals on google you 3 seems to fit the bill.

yes there evangelicals. why do you think they come after me and my views on them. why do you think they defend it constantly. he's programmed to go after me, he's a bot like willie99. he has to come after me, they all are like that.

 

[Stocks]

yes there evangelicals. why do you think they come after me and my views on them. why do you think they defend it constantly. he's programmed to go after me, he's a bot like willie99. he has to come after me, they all are like that.

Ya I figured all 3 of them almost always say the same thing pushing the same message its like they got an agenda to try and convert the weak which from what I've read is they're main strategy.

 

[bblight]

Evangelicals definitely aint catholics, oh no no no.

They're a protestant hillbilly sect kinda thing.

:toast:

And this from a broke back Anglican - hno:

 

[gtc08]

Ya I figured all 3 of them almost always say the same thing pushing the same message its like they got an agenda to try and convert the weak which from what I've read is they're main strategy.

just pray to god they never get to your town. there going to knock on your door, call you constantly and put letters in your mailbox. eventually they get these people to listen to them because they get on them so much. they look at the demographics of an area and target it. im in a mostly white, suburban gullible neighborhood like zit, willie99, joe c who were also converted.

there going to come and tell you how to live a better life and they'll be convincing. these are salesman for there corporation essentially. once they know they have the base, then up come the churches. then when they get you in the church, your ass aint getting out, game over. you'll find yourself tranced by these people, living your life out of there teachings and not making decisions for yourself. they'll try to get you on the sense of belonging to a group angle.

i saw them take over here in less then 3 years and target there next demographic so i know there power first hand. these are dangerous people who take away your decision making and make you theres essentially. they end up doing whatever they want with you. manipulation at its finest.

 

[eek.]

And this from a broke back Anglican - hno:

What's an Anglican?
Another one of those Proddy sects?

I had to look them up...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglican

Yup. Protestant sect.

 

[bblight]

The comedy from all of these posters is that most, if not all of them ache deep down in their hearts for the comfort and love that God brings to a person.

Way back when, I used to feel the same kind of envy and condescension toward thse who were born again.

Hey guys, God will be there when you need him.

 

[eek.]

:lol:

Thank for the laff BB

Are there any born again Catholics in here?

I doubt it.

Anyone born a catholic never needs to be born again BB.
Sorry you missed out on it buddy.

 

[festeringZit]

yes there evangelicals. why do you think they come after me and my views on them. why do you think they defend it constantly. he's programmed to go after me, he's a bot like willie99. he has to come after me, they all are like that.

Whatever GTC says is true. He's right, I am a programmed bot. Actually,
an automaton. While his views are free will choices made through
reason and logic, since he disagrees with mine, mine are therefore
programmed robotic responses.

He clearly is more intelligent than I am. Yes, I am just a dumb robot.

Would someone please upgrade my firmware?
Would someone please upgrade my firmware?

Would someone please upgrade my firmware? ...... hic......bzzzzzzzzzz
Would someone please upgrade my firmware?

 

[steaktartar]

The comedy from all of these posters is that most, if not all of them ache deep down in their hearts for the comfort and love that God brings to a person.

Way back when, I used to feel the same kind of envy and condescension toward thse who were born again.

Hey guys, God will be there when you need him.

BB i need God sunday.......the browns beat Dallas..........you have a convert my friend:toast: