Went down on my 7th grade teacher. She wouldn't let me nail her so I convinced her to let me get a little muffin. She was going through a divorce and she was so good looking it hurt. She would call on me every time she caught me stairing at her legs - she liked to lean against her desk and address the class. She always wore dresses. She was hot and one of two females I went down on that to this day I still remember as "Extreme Highlight" on my best encounters with chicks list - Abosolutely Perfect.
Good Night Now!
Good Night Now!
used to drop acid on unaware idiots sodas.... i used to get them real cheap so... i smoked a doobie, waited half an hour and VOILA! The chaos has never been funnier!
Senior year in high school, this one kid keeps writing stupid
stuff all over my text books in order to piss me off.
One day during lunch, a couple of us managed to squirt some
syrup of ipecac into his milk.
Back then you could buy it over the counter, and would induce
violent vomiting w/in minutes.
I don't even think they sell the stuff any more.
stuff all over my text books in order to piss me off.
One day during lunch, a couple of us managed to squirt some
syrup of ipecac into his milk.
Back then you could buy it over the counter, and would induce
violent vomiting w/in minutes.
I don't even think they sell the stuff any more.
Nailed the foreign exchange student school counselor 2 or 3 times. She ended up getting a divorce as she told her husband. Although nothing happened, it was not a fun experience after she told me that he knew. I thought his 300 lb. ass was gonna come and kill me. for real – I was 17
We hated our English teacher and tried to put a dead deer in the drivers seat of her car. It didn’t work and everyone just wondered why there was a bloated deer in the teacher parking lot.
Got caught getting a bj in the empty gym from a cheerleader by the algebra teacher. She never ratted me out. I think she was so embarrassed by the whole situation that she just didn’t want to say anything.
i have so many more. they would blow your mind
We hated our English teacher and tried to put a dead deer in the drivers seat of her car. It didn’t work and everyone just wondered why there was a bloated deer in the teacher parking lot.
Got caught getting a bj in the empty gym from a cheerleader by the algebra teacher. She never ratted me out. I think she was so embarrassed by the whole situation that she just didn’t want to say anything.
i have so many more. they would blow your mind
