2nd grade... Got into the teachers trash can & found some carbon paper & put it up against my face to look thru it....The whole class got a BIG long laugh out of that blue face & Pam the girl next door had to tell my mom Id be late getting home from school because the teacher was still trying to get the ink off my face.
fucked this girl in the gym's restroom.... but she was too young 4 me... after a week or so i find myself in her class reading her diary with some other girls (that i also wanted to fuck) and the girl wrote she was in love with me and so on.... i told them she made that up, and that i would only fuck her with a baggy on her head
btw... i was a senior, she was a sophomore.... hope i didnt scared her for life
i reached under my chair to get a text book as thee absolute hottest teacher was coming up the aisle from behind me. as she passed, the book and my back hand caught her skirt and lifted it up to around ass level as I was bringing the book up towards my desk. I backhanded some skin as well. this was 7th grade. it was the perfect set up and it worked much better than planned. i was just hoping to bump her, but i over played it and hit the jackpot. i apologized and she was fine. hahahah
I did some funny stuff in high school....lots of them stem from Biology/Chemistry/Physics where you can burn random things belonging to the foreign kids sitting near your lab station.
But the one that most disturbed me was in senior year my girlfriend (she went to an all girl Catholic school) did bad on a test and said we have to go back and change her answers. Around 10 or 11 that night we parked a block away, entered the building through one of those windows for rooms in the basement. Then there were gates locked all over so the only way to get to the room was to take some never used ghetto elevator for really old or handicapped people. All the while we had to duck and hide behind corners cause there were nuns walking around all over the fricking place. when we go to the room, she found something we moved by a window, I had to jump on it and climb up through a window that was 12 ft from the floor and let her in the room. She copied some smart girl's answers and we left the same way.
I didn't care as much cause at the time i figured not my school, what is the worst.....looking back, I guess jail is pretty bad.
But the one that most disturbed me was in senior year my girlfriend (she went to an all girl Catholic school) did bad on a test and said we have to go back and change her answers. Around 10 or 11 that night we parked a block away, entered the building through one of those windows for rooms in the basement. Then there were gates locked all over so the only way to get to the room was to take some never used ghetto elevator for really old or handicapped people. All the while we had to duck and hide behind corners cause there were nuns walking around all over the fricking place. when we go to the room, she found something we moved by a window, I had to jump on it and climb up through a window that was 12 ft from the floor and let her in the room. She copied some smart girl's answers and we left the same way.
I didn't care as much cause at the time i figured not my school, what is the worst.....looking back, I guess jail is pretty bad.
3rd grade....almost everyday teacher who was in her late 60s would dose off at her desk sitting up..
turned the wall clock ahead a few hours and woke her up afterwards.
she then escorted the whole class to P.E..
she felt like a douche taking us there 2 hours early..
nobody squealed
turned the wall clock ahead a few hours and woke her up afterwards.
she then escorted the whole class to P.E..
she felt like a douche taking us there 2 hours early..
nobody squealed
Spray-painted the side of our gym with "Crib Life Nigga"
Did nothing but walk around in boxers and a t-shirt in 11th grade Gifted class
Slammed a kids head into the keyboard in middle school because he was fucking up our game of Scorched Earth, kid was bleeding but no one told on me (everyone hated him)
Did nothing but walk around in boxers and a t-shirt in 11th grade Gifted class
Slammed a kids head into the keyboard in middle school because he was fucking up our game of Scorched Earth, kid was bleeding but no one told on me (everyone hated him)
Had a shitty attitude in 10th grade towards my English teacher, a late 30something woman.
For an assignment on "creative writing short story" I plagarized a Harlan Ellison story - "I Have No Mouth, But I Must Scream" - and wrote the teacher in as the protagonist and an "angry student" as the antagonist.
That was 1976. I'm pretty sure if a high school student did that today they would literally be arrested and charged with some kind of crime for threatening a teacher.
For an assignment on "creative writing short story" I plagarized a Harlan Ellison story - "I Have No Mouth, But I Must Scream" - and wrote the teacher in as the protagonist and an "angry student" as the antagonist.
That was 1976. I'm pretty sure if a high school student did that today they would literally be arrested and charged with some kind of crime for threatening a teacher.
