Touughest Mofo in the RR

[NES]

Im a little on the skinny side so you could probably take me easy(but I will scratch the fuck out of your face).

 

[AllInAintNothin']

Hate to jump into your big ****-fighting fest but I just hate people that lie about Poker Winnings.

So I decided to go onto a poker tracking site and found out that your biggest cash on Pokerstars was coming in 30th place and winning a whopping 131$. You actually are -73% ROI since you started playing.

Thanks for the effort though.

 

[BigOrange+]

Hate to jump into your big ****-fighting fest but I just hate people that lie about Poker Winnings.

So I decided to go onto a poker tracking site and found out that your biggest cash on Pokerstars was coming in 30th place and winning a whopping 131$. You actually are -73% ROI since you started playing.

Thanks for the effort though.

Owned!

:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte

 

[NES]

Lmfao

 

[PBR]

 

[raidermattk]

If you say so

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Hate to jump into your big ****-fighting fest but I just hate people that lie about Poker Winnings.

So I decided to go onto a poker tracking site and found out that your biggest cash on Pokerstars was coming in 30th place and winning a whopping 131$. You actually are -73% ROI since you started playing.

Thanks for the effort though.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[AllInAintNothin']

If you say so

I actually know so. It's OK. You're broke. We've all been there. At least you have enough money to afford the internet and steal that picture from some website and act like it's you. THAT SHIT IS FUCKING SWEEEEEET man.

 

[PBR]

I'll bet he's not even from South Dakota....no wait, nobody would make that up.

 

[JakeT.]

Is he a fatass?

He smokes more ganja than Cheech and Chong combined. There is no fuckin way he resists the chips.

 

[texansfan]

Probably from Ohio or some shit like that.

 

[PBR]

He's probably really a cop.

 

[Coldweather]

You are scaring some of the people on this here site. I would fight you but you scary the shit out of me. Besides if you hit me and I start to cry I would be embarrassed and humiliated in front of the people. This is what I think about this here issue. BTW do you be Jose Canseco? If so I may reconsider. Stay cool my friend.

:toast:

 

[texansfan]

Bet he drinks PBR.

 

[BigOrange+]

Bet he drinks PBR.

Nah. He is a Budweiser longneck redneck if there ever was one.

 

[Buster]

Called my girl she has my camera, pics will be up tonight. I am a little fatter, the pic is 4 years old, but I would still fuck any of you losers up

hehehheeeeeeeeeee...can you hear this phone call now?

puzzy...hello..do you have my camera

puzzy's girl...you mean the one you stole from that japanese guy?

puzzy...yeah that one...i remember i kicked his skull in with my massive legs and took his camera!

puzzy's girl...yes i have it...

puzzy...well bring it over to me because there are some mean people teasing me on the internet and i'm going to take a picture of myself and scare them so they will quit being mean to me...i have to go to store first and steal a newspaper..so get here as soon as you can...

puzzy's girl....KTHXBY

 

[BigOrange+]

Not quite broke


Dear raidermatt02,

You finished the tournament in 1st place.
A $16031.04 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

You earned 1991.80 tournament leader points in this tournament.
For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at
[URL="http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/tournaments/leader-board"]http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/tournaments/leader-board[/URL]

The new Mr. Newlywed!

:missingte:lol::missingte:lol::missingte:lol::missingte

 

[Buster]

The new Mr. Newlywed!

:missingte:lol::missingte:lol::missingte:lol::missingte

NO I AM!

Dear Busterkingofpoker,

You finished the tournament in 1st place.
A $16031.04 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

You earned 1991.80 tournament leader points in this tournament.
For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at
http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/tour...s/leader-board



NO WAIT HE IS? DAMN NOW I'M CONFUSED..

Dear RobFunk,

You WTF pwned these nooblets in the tournament and finished in 1st place.
A $16031.04 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

You earned 1991.80 tournament leader points in this tournament. Not because you played well, but because you are awesome.

For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at
http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/tour...s/leader-board

 

[PBR]

I know it ain't me.


Dear PBRthepokerking,

You finished the tournament in last place.
Nothing has been credited to your Real Money account.
Buster and Rob Funk rule and you suck.

You earned 1.80 tournament fuck up points in this tournament.
For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at
http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/tour...s/leader-board

 

[random1323]

raider if your fat and 6 3 then i think i could take u.