Jake,
I will propose a five internet fight contract with Green Doberman Enterprises for you. I'm not going to put you in the e-ring with Matt right away as I want my two toughest e-fighters to build up a little hype for a pay-per-view event.
Of course I will require my usual 20% management fee.
My goal is to be the Don King of e-fighting.
Do we have a deal?