Top 5 Signs your kid may be addicted to gambling

[D2bets]

After receiving an 'F' from his history teacher, he appraochers all of his other teachers looking for a "bailout plan".

 

[D2bets]

Refuses to cram for for his finals, calling it "chasing".

 

[Mr NJ Sports]

Gets up from the dinner table every night at 6:45 to "use the bathroom"

 

[blueedwards]

refers to all the kids who recognize a pattern in the math flash cards "the sharps" and the ones who keep making the same mistakes over and over again "the squares".

 

[Horseshoe]

Our lil' sickie has already taught his lil' moll how to speak Runyonesque for when the parents are around.

Knowing his parents are gone for the night, she calls him sensing "a big laydown..a real rollover", our lil' sickie starts singing back in code " I've got your horse right here, his name's Paul Revere, and if the weather's clear, can do, can do.."

 

[Horseshoe]

As our lil' sickie is humping moll, he reaches under his bed for his authetic Willie Shoemaker whip(won in a TVG Contest by falsely signing up under the family dog's name), then proceeds to orgasm in his best Trevor Denham call,"And down the stretch they come..!"

 

[RobFunk]

knows the CHJ lawnmower story.

 

[VaultedTreehouse]

92) When asked how old he is, he answers " I'm 18 I Agree"

Awesome.

 

[wilheim]

Very frequently heard by kid "pick up the phone its Jack Price again" yelled by mother.


wil.

 

[blueedwards]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wilheim:
Very frequently heard by kid "pick up the phone its Jack Price again" yelled by mother.


wil.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

as he comes down the stairs to get the phone, he mumbles "freakin' carib!".

 

[Horseshoe]

Whereupon once, he like his chums, described virgins "as yet to break their maidens"..he now only saves that description for broads that have yet to date a real gambler.

[This message was edited by Horseshoe on February 23, 2004 at 04:36 AM.]

 

[TheGeneral+]

Kid comes home on lunch break, eats, prints the cbk & NBA evening lines and heads back to school

 

[stjgobraves39]

Asks dad to deposit his allowance directly into his Neteller account.

 

[Kornholio]

This is the funniest thread I have ever read...I've been looking for this for a while and finally found it.

 

[kidslick]

Refers to milk money as bankroll.

sounds like jj gold

 

[DarrylParsons]

This is a great thread...can't believe I missed it...

-- chooses home economics as his elective because wood shop is the public side

 

[Tico]

 

[quantumleap]

He does an extra-credit project for algebra class showing that the break-even point for X*100 = Y*110 is 52.4% if X + Y = N, with N being the total number of possible outcomes.

 

[Illini]

Watches the entire 4th quarter of the Hawaii game on Saturday night, even though Hawaii leads 62-3 at the end of the third. Suddenly, gets pissed off and turns the game off with 4:30 left when Timmy Chang throws a pick to let Eastern Illinois back in it. Throws his soda can in disgust and goes to his room. Is later heard telling his friend, the Hawaii fan, that "I knew we couldn't trust Chang to hang on."

 

[Kornholio]

Kid is watching a game with his Dad in the other room. He hears his son yell "For the win.......Gooooooooood!!!" His father comes in to catch the replay of the buzzer beater...only to see that it is a 7 point game at halftime.