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[SheriffJoe]

"Mickey mouse contests". Lmao. Anything that involves real money is Mickey Mouse....but posting fake bets....that's the real deal.

You are a con artist thru and thru.....always.

"a's lost 3-9"......but look I bet 1500.00 a game. Yeah, sure Joe.

"I won millions playing poker!"

"I own multiple homes!"

"I have seasons tickets!"

"I'm up 18K!" (because we're supposed to believe you bet $1000 a game and have an 18K balance at Heritage. :missingte)

"I'm not revealing my true sportsbook balance because Joe is a con" LMFAO!

Ah yes, the life of poker fraud vtard...

 

[vitterd]

"I won millions playing poker!"

"I own multiple homes!"

"I have seasons tickets!"

"I'm up 18K!" (because we're supposed to believe you bet $1000 a game with a 18K balance at Heritage. LOL)

"I'm not betting who has the higher sportsbook balance because Joe is a con" LOL

Are you still here? Aren't you embarrassed enough yet. Posting fake tickets is as pathetic as it gets. I've bet more than 1k on some of those games. Not fake money like you. Real dollars.

Texas lost today 3-6. Lmao....you and my niece say scores the same way and you both bet the same amount of real money per week. ZERO

" Mickey Mouse contests" bwaaaahhhh. Anything that involves you posting losers and betting real money is Mickey Mouse to you.

Sherrif Joe = Con Man

keep on trolling....did you post any Facebook rants today??

 

[SheriffJoe]

Your obfuscating and deflecting may draw cheers from the illiterate duhhhhhhfinch crowd but nobody else is buying it.

poker fraud vtard explains the secret to winning at blackjack: "the math didn't work for me" ointer:

Unreal.

 

[vitterd]

Your obfuscating and deflecting may draw cheers from the illiterate duhhhhhhfinch crowd but nobody else is buying it.

poker fraud vtard explains the secret to winning at blackjack: "the math didn't work for me" ointer:

Unreal.

Deflecting what? You just make shit up. But you're a con man and total fraud.....so no shock there.....that's what you do!

im not Joe contrarian

my friend needs Clemson

just a sample of your lies. Canadian con man.

 

[SheriffJoe]

Anyone seen the fact-based movie '21' with Kevin Spacey?

Picture this:

In one corner you have Spacey's MIT blackjack team proficient in math and probabilities taking Vegas for millions. In the other corner you have....poker fraud "the math didn't work for me" vtard. face)(*^%

"I made millions playing poker!"

Does vtard strike anyone as a guy remotely capable of even calculating best possible hand at a poker table?

How about a successful sports bettor who knows how to make his own line?

ncaaf 21-26(-7100)

nfl 15-19(-5900)

Yeah, didn't think so.

And who could forget the epic JDeuce thread - more negative units.

"Bottom line, I win week in and week out!" ointer:

Not a single person believes any of your bullshit, poker fraud vtard - not one.

 

[vitterd]

Anyone seen the fact-based movie '21' with Kevin Spacey?

Picture this:

In one corner you have Spacey's MIT blackjack team proficient in math and probabilities taking Vegas for millions. In the other corner you have....poker fraud "the math didn't work for me" vtard. face)(*^%

"I made millions playing poker!"

Does vtard strike anyone as a guy remotely capable of even calculating best possible hand at a poker table?

How about a successful sports bettor who knows how to make his own line?

ncaaf 21-26(-7100)

nfl 15-19(-5900)

Yeah, didn't think so.

And who could forget the epic JDeuce thread - more negative units.

"Bottom line, I win week in and week out!" ointer:

Not a single person believes any of your bullshit, poker fraud vtard - not one.

Still trying to cover for you fake tickets?

+13k baseball

60-47 last year football

winning basketball in NBA and NCAA.

your 0-5 and posting fraud tickets. Now desperately referring to MIT and Kevin spacey movie. Your flailing again Joe.

Texas lost 3-6. Lmao

 

[SheriffJoe]

"the math didn't work for me!"

Note: this is now TWO alleged successful gambling endeavors this broke clown won by "luck" - poker AND blackjack.

Seriously, does any of this BS sound remotely believable to anyone?

Also, in addition to offering him a chance to showcase his "18K bankroll" (lmao) at Heritage, I have also given poker fraud vtard numerous opportunities to register at Two Plus Two so he could strut his winning poker strategies. I know a couple regulars over there and figured it would be worth some great entertainment. Of course the RX's Biggest Pussy declined because, after all, Mister Poker Millionaire made his fortune gambling by "hitting a few lucky streaks" :missingte

You can't make this shit up!

"I own multiple homes!"

Loser!@#0

 

[PatsFan1283]

Maybe he just ran good?

Tom Coughlin won 2 superbowls and he couldn't even do basic math a few weeks ago, so it is possible...

 

[vitterd]

"the math didn't work for me!"

Note: this is now TWO alleged successful gambling endeavors this broke clown won by "luck" - poker AND blackjack.

Seriously, does any of this BS sound remotely believable to anyone?

Also, in addition to offering him a chance to showcase his "18K bankroll" (lmao) at Heritage, I have also given poker fraud vtard numerous opportunities to register at Two Plus Two so he could strut his winning poker strategies. I know a couple regulars over there and figured it would be worth some great entertainment. Of course the RX's Biggest Pussy declined because, after all, Mister Poker Millionaire made his fortune gambling by "hitting a few lucky streaks" :missingte

You can't make this shit up!

"I own multiple homes!"

Loser!@#0

You tell at least one lie in every post. What two plus two are you talking about? You never offered such a thing. Showcase my bankroll? Lmao.....you sound like a fucking retard whenever you talk gambling. " poker jackpots" lmao

Stop trying to to deflect from your fake tickets and your hysterically limited knowledge of anything related to gambling or politics

only your " Fred Thompson is the next president" trumps your stupidity regarding gambling.

 

[vitterd]

Maybe he just ran good?

Tom Coughlin won 2 superbowls and he couldn't even do basic math a few weeks ago, so it is possible...

It's pretty simple....what I've said I've done, I've done.

Joe is an angry, bitter broke old dude who got caught posting fake tickets. Now he's making up quotes that we never said and telling stories to save the only thing in the world that he had left....his World Wide Web reputation. That's his life.

 

[SheriffJoe]

Maybe he just ran good?

Tom Coughlin won 2 superbowls and he couldn't even do basic math a few weeks ago, so it is possible...

vtard's conflicting claims simply aren't believable.

For one, he's very evasive and defensive when pressed on specifics. Notice how he NEVER answers questions but instead always deflects and attacks.

The tale has 'evolved' over time. At first it was "millions" but then when it seemed like a wager was imminent, he suddenly changed to two 'smaller' prizes (less than a million). "Multiple homes" on less than a million????? Right.

Although he struts around like some of kind poker expert, when it comes to poker and blackjack, vtard is embarrassingly ignorant and stupid. It's why he refused to register at Two Plus Two and is too much of a pussy to participate in any Rx poker contests where he'd be exposed immediately.

Could it have happened? Years ago, a friend of mine hit a hot streak playing roulette and won 80K over a span of a few months. 60K of it he invested, then went cold and lost the remaining 20K. That was that. 80K is one thing, "millions" is a totally different story.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. This whole "poker millionaire fairy tale" does not pass the smell test.

 

[SheriffJoe]

It's pretty simple....what I've said I've done, I've done.

Joe is an angry, bitter broke old dude who got caught posting fake tickets. Now he's making up quotes that we never said and telling stories to save the only thing in the world that he had left....his World Wide Web reputation. That's his life.

 

[vitterd]

vtard's conflicting claims simply aren't believable.

For one, he's very evasive and defensive when pressed on specifics. Notice how he NEVER answers questions but instead always deflects and attacks.

The tale has 'evolved' over time. At first it was "millions" but then when it seemed like a wager was imminent, he suddenly changed to two 'smaller' prizes (less than a million). "Multiple homes" on less than a million????? Right.

Although he struts around like some of kind poker expert, when it comes to poker and blackjack, vtard is embarrassingly ignorant and stupid. It's why he refused to register at Two Plus Two and is too much of a pussy to participate in any Rx poker contests where he'd be exposed immediately.

Could it have happened? Years ago, a friend of mine hit a hot streak playing roulette and won 80K over a span of a few months. 60K of it he invested, then went cold and lost the remaining 20K. That was that. 80K is one thing, "millions" is a totally different story.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. This whole "poker millionaire fairy tale" does not pass the smell test.

You just make up things that never have been said. Ever. The bet was over a million in poker earnings....that's never changed. Stop always lying.

Everything you said in this post is a total lie. Never claimed to be an expert in anything, never changed any amount of money won, never asked anything about two plus two, never refused to answer any question that anyone else here would.

You are a fraud, con man and a liar. It's amazing how you just invent quotes and responses that never happened.

All this fits in line with your fake ticket scam.

 

[SheriffJoe]

You just make up things that never have been said. Ever. The bet was over a million in poker earnings....that's never changed. Stop always lying.

Everything you you said in this post is a total lie. Never claimed to be an expert in anything, never changed any amount of money won, never asked anything about two plus two, never refused to answer any question that anyone else here would.

You ou are a fraud, con man and a liar. It's amazing how you just invent quotes and responses that never happened.

All this fits in line with your fake ticket scam.

Everything I said is 100% true. Now you're just dancing and it's funny as hell! Also, your attempts at fudging your records in JDeuce's thread only reinforces the fact you're a documented liar and scam artist.

You lie so fucking much you can't even keep your stories straight. It's why you always make these outrageous unprovable claims that are always short on specifics and spend your entire pathetic life here boasting about your fictional lifestyle and are in constant attack mode.

"I won millions playing poker!"

"Errr, on second thought, it was less than a million spread over two prizes"

"Oh yeah, and it wasn't online...which means it isn't verifiable"

"The math didn't work for me"

"I own multiple homes!"

"Seasons tickets!"

"I'm up 18k at Heritage!"

"Lifetime winner at blackjack, poker AND sports!"

"I'll enter an Rx poker contest when you do!"

"Bottom line: I win week in and week out!"

 

[vitterd]

Everything I said is 100% true. Now you're just dancing and it's funny as hell! Also, your attempts at fudging your records in JDeuce's thread only reinforces the fact you're a documented liar and scam artist.

You lie so fucking much you can't even keep your stories straight. It's why you always make these outrageous unprovable claims that are always short on specifics and spend your entire pathetic life here boasting about your fictional lifestyle and are in constant attack mode.

"I won millions playing poker!"

"Errr, on second thought, it was less than a million spread over two prizes"

"Oh yeah, and it wasn't online...which means it isn't verifiable"

"The math didn't work for me"

"I own multiple homes!"

"Seasons tickets!"

"I'm up 18k at Heritage!"

"Lifetime winner at blackjack, poker AND sports!"

"I'll enter an Rx poker contest when you do!"

"Bottom line: I win week in and week out!"

More flat out lies. My record was always correct in jdeuce thread. Always said over a million and not online.

You are just making up stories to deflect from your fake tickets and your girl way of reporting scores.

Keep trolling, lying and being a con man. Total fraud

everything you keep saying is made up lies by you. Just 100 percent false. Beyond pathetic.....even more fake than your posted sports book tickets.

 

[GasMan]

I would have voted for the Iraq war as well.....hard to think the bush admin would manipulate and lie about information to get those votes huh?

obama was against it from the start.....woulda been smart to listen to him back then.

You mean the information given to them by the rest of the worlds best intelligence agencies? Yeah, nice work. vit, do you ever question your masters?

 

[vitterd]

You mean the information given to them by the rest of the worlds best intelligence agencies? Yeah, nice work. vit, do you ever question your masters?

Do you ever blame republicans for anything. Think about this in these terms. If this happened while Obama was president.....who would you blame

9/11 terrorist attacks

2 unnecessary wars

complete economic collapse

all this happened on bush watch but you somehow manage to not hold him accountable for any of it. I'm sure you'd be doing the same if a dem was president and all this shit happened.

For people who always preach personal responsibility.....none of you ever actually take it.

 

[ScottL]

Winning and losing left forumville years ago. So there's no point to posting unless you find another way to make it enertaining or profitable. For me it's to keep my wit sharp, draw a laugh or two, etc. Works or me. Occasionally there are other benefits, like great medical advice from Ricboff, or that amazing homemade salsa recipe AceBB sent me.

But even the dumb and lenghty arguments I get into like the Iran thing with Guesser, I learn something from. Mainly, NEVER to repeat them! You have to grow from things, and move on from them. Not stay stuck in negative patterns. Winning and losing isn't that important. Being right might be important at certain times. But you don't really need to prove it. You just think you do.

And no one says a word, LMFAO!

 

[roadreeler57]

 

[Willie99]

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