Today's Mexican Word Of The Day

[tooran]

BADGES??! we don need no stinkin badges

 

[steve3200]

ASCOT: "The last time I drank too much Tequila my ASCOT thrown in jail!"

 

[steve3200]

U.S. MAIL: "Damn Vato! You need to go take a bath because U.S. MAIL like chit!"

 

[steve3200]

ANCESTORS: Happy Memorial Day and a big thank you to all of my American brothers ANCESTORS who are currently serving or have served for this great country!

 

[steve3200]

LETTERHEAD: James T Kirk wants to beat me up for talking about her on Therx as a stiff. LETTERHEAD over here and see what happens. I have a restraining order against her!

LETTERHEAD: Mosca's sister wants to beat me up for talking about her on Facebook. LETTERHEAD over here and see what happens. I have a restraining order against her!

 

[Haystacks]

Sunday

You keep smoking that chit and Sunday ju gonna be sorry

 

[steve3200]

*Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

 

[steve3200]

BODYWASH:
"I'm mad because I wanna go to the club tonight but no BODYWASH my kids"

 

[steve3200]

Kidneys......I'm so depressed cuz I jus got laid off today, got no money and my KIDNEYS new shoes!


Kidneys.... My kidneys to learn mas Mexican words everyday

 

[steve3200]

‎Sheep: (sittin in a sheep ass bar)..i tell lupita..dont date that vato wif thee gold chain neckluss...hes a sheep ass!

 

[steve3200]

Nissan: Every time I do my ol' lady on the floor, she burns her Nissan the carpet

 

[steve3200]

HARASSMENT:
Mi ruka caught me with another girl n' I told her "Mija HARASSMENT nothing to me, ju are the one I luv!"

One does not condón sheeting on your ruka, if ju do it n' get caught ju might be facing time alone, keyed car, broken wind chill, being chot at or getting jumped by jur ruka's brothers n' cuzzins. Proceed @ your own risk!

 

[steve3200]

SHERIFF:
I went to see Cars 2 with mi familia this weekend and I saved 12 Chairs/Shares but people got mad sayin' that I can't save the SHERIFF the people aren't there yet!

 

[steve3200]

BARREL
If ju go camping this 4th of july weekend be carefull vato..... Don't go alone in the woods or a BARREL eat your a$$ and nobody will know.

 

[Haystacks]

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[Haystacks]

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