Today's Mexican Word Of The Day

[steve3200]

Shoulder . . . .

My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't
know how to read, so I shoulder.

 

[steve3200]

HIGHWAY

I turned around in bed, looked at my wife n said...
Highway put sum makeup on, u scare me!

 

[steve3200]

Cheese
Pepito says Maria likes me, pero cheese fat.

 

[steve3200]

PARADISE: We were gonna play Monopoly but we couldn't find a PARADISE.

 

[steve3200]

TOCAN My homeboy played an April Fool's joke on me yesterday that scared the chit out of me. Pero sabes que? TOUCAN play that game.

 

[NES]

Estate and Eat

This customer is asking if he can still bet on Mississippi Estate even though eat already started

 

[MMMIA]

TEXAS: My friend always TEXAS me dumb jokes

:lol::lol:

 

[steaktartar]

sheet and share

i took a sheet on my brothers share

 

[steve3200]

Enquire:

We couldn't afford to buy mijo an instrument for band so he's gonna be ENQUIRE instead.

 

[steve3200]

Today's Mexican Word Of The Day is DAYCARE: "The lawmakers in Arizona are a bunch of culeros. I don't think DAYCARE about our feelings very much."

 

[NoPartials]

These make me smile!

 

[steve3200]

Today's Mexican Word Of The Day is ENDEAVOR: "Mosca and Joker will be my homies forever ENDEAVOR."

 

[steaktartar]

DISTRESS

my wife and i were at jc penney and i said do jou wan dat dress che say no i wan distress

 

[steve3200]

Mexican word for the day, 'Judo':

Homie gets in a fight for his life. He backs away from his opponent, takes a Martial Arts stance and says;

"Watch out Ese, I know Mexican Judo!"

Opponent laughingly replies; "What do you mean, Mexican Judo?"

Homie's response; "Pendejo, Judo know if I gotta knife o Judo know if I gotta a gun!"

 

[steve3200]

COCKATOO
My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!

 

[steaktartar]

Jewish

the homies at thankgsiving had the wishbone and carlos said to pablo make a wish and pablo said no jewish

 

[Scoops]

Disappointment-My lawyer said if I miss disappointment,I'm going straight to jail.

 

[steve3200]

 

[steaktartar]

cheeto

my wife tinks im cheating but cheeto know for sure

 

[Prof.Hinsley]

SODA:

You gotta leave the enchiladas in la oven for a while soda cheese will melt.