The very best of Railbird(the box set)

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Sunday, December 01, 2002 5:56 AM



How many titles did he win without Pippen, I think it was zero? I know Billy Laimbeer and the boys ate him for lunch until Stern had to bail him out. Before that it was Ainge and Mchale sweeping them. I do know Jordan is an overrated athlete, there is not a community college team in SoCal that he could have started for in baseball, and I know inspite of hitting 3 million range balls and having Butch Harmon give him countless lessons he still NEVER brakes 80. So I would say the guy is a marginal athlete compared to Deion Sanders, Danny Ainge, or say a Doug Fluite, ESPN is in bed with the nba, that is the ONLY reason he won any athletic awards.

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More words of handicapping wisdom.

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Thursday, November 28, 2002 2:04 AM



Thanksgiving always take the Dogs no matter what. handicapping goes out the window.


Lions +6
Boys +1
Missisppi State +8
Montana Grizzly +17

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This shit never stops.

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Wednesday, November 13, 2002 2:05 AM



French open is the best sporting event of the year, takes heart to win that. most watchable thing in sports, next to a Johnny Miller announcesd major.

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I know Urchin would love this quote.

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Monday, November 11, 2002 8:26 PM



Good post Alan, Palmer is a cheater, he is not the innocent grandfather people think he is. Nickalaus is a bigger hustler than Barnum and Bailey.

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Tuesday, November 12, 2002 5:43 AM



howard stern should be banned, the E channel is a disgrace to America. Snapple is a fraud, Howard stern is bad for our country

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Sunday, November 10, 2002 7:56 PM



Guess nobody plays tennis here, just a bunch of drug addicts and hotdog eaters.

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Monday, October 28, 2002 12:38 PM



The Lakers are scumbags from head to toe. Jerry Buss and Phil Jackson are the 2 biggest lowlifes youll ever meet. The Laker fans tend to be drunken 23 yr old gang members from alhambra. This organization is a dissevice to basketball.

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Thread Title: My Favorite Railbird Quote:
Created On 08/01/2002 11:23 PM



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Thursday, August 01, 2002 11:23 PM



"Ryan Leaf is a better quarterback than Peyton Manning."

Didn't the Bird also designate fellow wheatgrass juice guzzler Dough Flutie as the best quarerback in football?

 

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Friday, August 02, 2002 3:44 AM



Reno,


I forgot more about Football than you will ever know, I played the position. I know my quarterbacks. Yes Ryan was a little immature, but he is one of a long line of too tall quarterbacks.

Dan McGwire 6'8
Scott Mitchell 6'6
Jim Everett 6'5

But to be fair to Ryan he always played behind a putrid O-line, and he did single handidly lead Wazzu to the Granddaddy of them all and was on his way to beat the NAtional Champs when the ref blew the whistle pre mature.

You would be rich fading Peyton the last 2 yrs, he constanly throws it to the wrong team, and Ryan never had Edgerin James and Marvin Harrison to hide behind. Ryan has also been playing with a pin in his shoulder the last 5 yrs. Ryan may not be that good, but Peyton isnt any better.

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Thursday, July 04, 2002 12:28 PM



I think God locked Jay Cohen up for a reason. Maybe he can do some soul searching in these 21 months. Jay, if your out there. God still loves you, even though you mocked the Bible.

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[DickyW]

Altice
I was laughing my ass off reading your great work until the last one.

"I think God locked Jay Cohen up for a reason. Maybe he can do some soul searching in these 21 months. Jay, if your out there. God still loves you, even though you mocked the Bible"

This fvcking worthless piece of junk needs to be hung by his nutsack. BTW where does Rail get down on his triple popper tennis matches? church?

 

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DickyW,

I was selective in posting some funny ones, but also ones that exposed his true scumbag nature. There are worse things he said about Jay that I didn't copy over. By the way, I am off to see if Dee Snider from Twisted Sister has any plays on cricket today from his syndicate. If his and Axle Rose's plays match, it is definitely a triple popper.

[This message was edited by altice on June 20, 2003 at 02:29 PM.]

 

[EarlySpeed]

Good work Altice

The Weir passage made me shake my head in disbelief

The McVeigh passage was just downright insulting for anyone with a shred of decency.



Sure would like to meet this f/cker on the street...

 

[BigRagu]

This ones not part of the box set but can be purchased separately.

http://tlf.cx/dearpenis.swf

 

[EarlySpeed]

Railbird was actually the inspiration for the film American Psycho Here is the review

Is American Psycho graphic in its violence and gore? Certainly, but it's not glorified, but vilified. Railbird isn't a hero, he's a villain of the highest, most inhuman order, and scarier yet, he could be out there right now... he's the Jeffrey Dahmer or Ted Bundy that didn't get caught, the one that didn't make the news, the one working in the cubicle next to you, going to lunch with you, etc. Is American Psycho going to inspire someone out there to commit heinous acts of murder and obscene sin? I doubt it, because I hold that anyone sick and twisted enough to be Railbird already is Railbird... a movie doesn't make you that way. If anything, American Psycho shows us the elements that might attribute to violence, and not surprisingly, many of them are the 7 Deadly Sins: pride, envy, gluttony, etc. These lessons aren't new... we just have never seen them quite in this light before.

 

[MrTanaka]

posted June 20, 2003 11:09 PM
Lima time and I both have 79mph circle changeups.


You'd think on a Friday night he'd be hanging out with Rick Neuheisel, some 70's child actor, and Andre Agassi's dad, playing $2,000 games of Donkey Kong.

 

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Here's the Railbird at his best:

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Railbird
Certifiably Crazy
posted June 23, 2003 04:22 AM
American books suck, if they dont start putting tennis lines up for every round for every sanctioned atp and wta event there will be some agents that get handcuffed, and I will make sure of it.
Posts: 370 | Registered: May 11, 2003
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Now that's my idea of a true asshole, a snitch at heart.

 

[Thrillseeker]

God spoke to Railbird and ordered him to reprimand everyone that visits Las Vegas on vacation - especially families that are robbed on their vacations by local crooks in LV!

Railbird
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posted June 22, 2003 06:11 PM
Maybe the scumbag mayor Goodman can do something?

Why would you drag an infant to Vegas in 110 degree heat? You need to think about someone besides your self and your sick gambling addiction.

 

[seaurchin2217]

r=bird brain is a all talk no acton'

i wil be in vegas and show him what i think of anika slut

 

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Here's some more of most recent classics:

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Railbird
Certifiably Crazy
posted June 24, 2003 11:00 AM
I try to have extended converstions with eurotrash fornicaters like yourself, so for now on I will ignore you, if you continue to bother me I will have you banned.
Posts: 384 | Registered: May 11, 2003
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Hmmmm, I guess Rail's going to make moderator sometime soon.

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Railbird
Certifiably Crazy
posted June 24, 2003 11:37 AM
George W Bush showed that America runs the world, I am from Southern California you are from lichtenstein. I have won fast serve contests at 136 mph, nuff said.
Posts: 384 | Registered: May 11, 2003
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Awwwww, the ole I can hit a tennis ball harder than you can so that makes me smarter than you line, always one of my faves in settling an arguement. Doesn't Venus serve at about 137 mph? I guess that makes Venus smarter than Rail.