The very best of Railbird(the box set)

[mjred]

here's a good one from today. seems like this set could get huge in a very short time.

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Railbird
Certifiably Crazy
posted June 16, 2003 08:07 PM
cancel whitesox, double up on anaheim
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a really useful post provided you have a bookie that will let you cancel a play after the game starts.

 

[seaurchin2217]

amy idiot that thinks a woman can copete with men at golf is a pure t <maroon>


i would love to meet this clown

 

[seaurchin2217]

same idiot that bad mouthed my hero arnie


**** you bird brain

 

[max1234]

Dickyw,

Please send me two sets. I want to give JJ one as a Christmas present!

 

[JackDee]

lmao with vegas!

i kinda like railbird you guys, he is genuine in his own unspectacular way.

bring on the third c.d.!

 

[Journeyman]

Dicky please get me mine by Sept.1

Classic Album for sure someday!

 

[-Slim-]

Dicky if its not too late, Id suggest you get a picture of him scouting 10 year old football players in Southern Cali for the cover...

 

[max1234]

Dickyw,

I just thought you'd like to include the following so everyone will know what an all round stud the Rail is. Here's one of his latest quotes:

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Railbird
Certifiably Crazy
posted June 18, 2003 02:24 AM
Atx,

I play PADDLE TENNIS, Vince VanPatten has wins over John Mcenroe, what is there not to understand. His brother is the #1 PADDLE TENNIS Player in the world, the courts are in VeniceBeach, California, I am a California native, I play PADDLE TENNIS at a very high level, actually a world class level. If you dont believe I am a phenominal athlete ask Winkydink, I am in his senior yearbook as the starting QB on page 110, nuff said.
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It's always nice to know someone's qualifications for handicapping.

 

[altice]

Michael Jordan was the greatest basketball player ever. Too bad it didn't help his gambling.

 

[DickyW]

Disc 2
track 4

Two dimes on Donkey Kong anyone???


"In the OrnageCounty Countryclub culture we gamble 2 dimes on games of donkeykong, we got billards, pingpong, gin, some of the biggest whales anywhere. We got folks that lose 2nd homes in nassaus where I hang out. I make lines on highschool football, my lines were so sharp last season I had to stop taking teasers, becasue the games were always right on the number"

 

[DickyW]

Disc 2
Track 5

Only IF......

"I gave out Kentucky at 20-1 in January, went to 2-1 in March, Boagans hurt his ankle. Otherwise it cashes"

And if my aunt had a set of balls she would be my uncle

 

[DickyW]

Disc 2
Track 6

Wheres that damn little black book....

"I have my personal telephone book in a safety deposit box"

Yeah let me run to the bank to get that phone number

 

[DickyW]

Disc 3 the remakes
Track 1 Dream Weaver(Gary Wright)


"I sweep the board every other day in baseball even when Im taking all underdogs, I had the Mighty Ducks playing in the Stanley cup in Febuary and I just gave out a 9-2 tennis dog yesterday"

 

[DickyW]

Disc 3 The remakes
Track 2 Dream on(Tyler, Perry)

"You know Rodney Parker? You know Pat Barrett? Do you have the personal phone#;s of more than 50 NCAA coaches? Do you know the head of the Western United States scouting bureau"

 

[max1234]

Dickyw,

That last one was one of my faves. When I quizzed him further about it he admitted that he knows a few ass't coaches and ex-coaches. I can see Coach K getting a call from the Rail:

Secretary: Coach K, there's a guy named Railbird on the phone.

Coach K: Who?

S: He said his name is Railbird.

Coach K: What f*cking idiot is named Railbird?? Put him through.

CK: Who is this and what do you want?

Railbird: Coach, you don't know me but I know you've heard of me. I was a phenominal HS qb in SoCal about 20 years ago. Got a minute?


CK: NO! I don't have a minute. If fact, I don't have a two seconds. How did you get this phone #?

R: Uhhh, one of your assistants gave it to me.

CK: Which one? I'm firing that stupid bastard as soon as we hang up.

R: Click.......


Get ready this fall for some super duper inside info on a Duke game!

 

[DickyW]

LMAO

 

[DickyW]

Rail - Coach K I know you have heard of me I play Nassaus for 2nd homes.

 

[1cheater]

LMFAO!

 

[altice]

This will easily be the bestselling box set ever Dicky. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

 

[DickyW]

Disc 3 the remakes
track 3 The Dream Police(Zander, Nielson)


"Outside of me, there is no astute golf handicappers around here"

Guy must have forgot about Mr. 71%