The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

Well folks, despite being the hottest handicapper on the planet Melmac, other than ALF, who is up 694 units (I'm down over 30 thousand dollars for a 10 dollar better, essentially 3,000 units) I still feel confident where the bankroll is. Listen, as we roll into conference championships and bowl season, I feel as though I've got a great feeling on how these games go, even though I know very few of the matchups. It's time to build the bankroll.

As for Saturday? I've said it a million times, you can't handicapp handicapping stupidity. I forgot miami gives up leads, sucks on defense and was playing a top passing offense and laying a ton of points. Listen, you take the L and move on.

I just wish I got the breaks in the USC game . I forgot that the Trojans don't create their own breaks because they are a weak team.

Speaking of breaks and Trojans. I'm truly hoping that the Trojan my boyfriend uses to annihilate my ass, doesn't break off inside me tonight.

Check back tomorrow as I release either a 150 or 200 dimer and look to build on the negative bankroll or whatever. Fuck if I lnow.

 

[finman13]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 3,481.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $34,812.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$36,807.5)

PAID PICKS: 156-166-3 / 48.2%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/23 to 7/29, (2W-5L) -426.25 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/30 to 8/5, (3W-4L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/6 to 8/12, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/13 to 8/19, (4W-3L) +31 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/20 to 8/26, (4W-3L) +75 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/27 to 9/2, (5W-1L-1P) +198.75 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/3 to 9/9, (3W-4L) -312.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/10 to 9/16, (5W-2L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/17 to 9/23, (2W-5L) -346.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/24 to 9/30, (5W-2L) +359 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/1 to 10/7, (3W-4L) -335 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/8 to 10/14, (4W-3L) +129 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/15 to 10/21, (5W-1L-1P) +215 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/22 to 10/28, (2W-5L) -317.5 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/29 to 11/4, (5W-2L) +252.5 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/5 to 11/11, (4W-3L) -50.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/12 to 11/18, (5W-2L) +110 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/19 to 11/25, (3W-4L) -273 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/26 to 12/2, (1W-4L) -412.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2024-'25)

8-2, +396.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 3-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

15-20, -909.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-2
150 DIME: 3-3
100 DIME: 5-4
75 DIME: 4-5
60 DIME: 3-6

NCAA FOOTBALL (2024-'25)

24-13-2, +45 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 3-6
100 DIME: 4-3-1
75 DIME: 13-2-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

2-2, +90 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
50 DIME: 0-2

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

2-2, -32.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,253 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $142,530 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$166,470)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 3,481.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 11/30/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Sometimes you are just not meant to win a game.
I have suffered some bad beats in my 30 plus years in this business and I will tell you my 150 dime loss on the USC Trojans yesterday immediately goes in my top 5.
USC has the ball at the Irish 13 yard line about to tie the game with 3:39 to go when Trojans QB Jayden Maiava throws a 99 yard pick 6.
Now down 14 and needing a backdoor, he drives USC right back down to the Irish 18 yard line where he proceeds to throw another pick 6.
When it rains it pours.
After hitting back to back 100 dimers on Monday and Tuesday with the Ravens over Chargers and Memphis over Michigan State, I have since dropped 4 in a row.
It started with Cal Northridge on Wednesday when their head coach took the night off for undisclosed reasons not yet reported to the press why.
Thursday the Lions implode badly, Friday Bowling Green implodes badly and well, you know about USC yesterday.
Not the way I envisioned Thanksgiving weekend going,
So today I will do what I always do, roll up my sleeves and win on Sunday for the 3rd time in 4 weeks and get this thing headed back in the right direction.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Hey, does anybody know the reason why Lang is no longer bragging about how much his $10 a dime bettors are up in college football this season?
Or how much they are up for a certain amount of cherry picked days?
Did something happen?



CLOWN CAPPER!!!

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

15-15 in NOV and down 6k LOL

The KING of money management

And now I'm thinking of the ALF episodes where he starts betting horses and losses thousands of dollars haha. What a great show

This dick bag definitely gonna be on the Ravens after the Rams stuck it to him last week. Probably a Lamar and Henry won't lose at home Bullshit analysis.

 

[carlitosway]

Well folks, despite being the hottest handicapper on the planet Melmac, other than ALF, who is up 694 units (I'm down over 30 thousand dollars for a 10 dollar better, essentially 3,000 units) I still feel confident where the bankroll is. Listen, as we roll into conference championships and bowl season, I feel as though I've got a great feeling on how these games go, even though I know very few of the matchups. It's time to build the bankroll.

As for Saturday? I've said it a million times, you can't handicapp handicapping stupidity. I forgot miami gives up leads, sucks on defense and was playing a top passing offense and laying a ton of points. Listen, you take the L and move on.

I just wish I got the breaks in the USC game . I forgot that the Trojans don't create their own breaks because they are a weak team.

Speaking of breaks and Trojans. I'm truly hoping that the Trojan my boyfriend uses to annihilate my ass, doesn't break off inside me tonight.

Check back tomorrow as I release either a 150 or 200 dimer and look to build on the negative bankroll or whatever. Fuck if I lnow.

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Philadelphia Eagles.

The Line: The current line is +3 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of Noon EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Note: If your line is anywhere from +2 1/2 to +4 I advise buying the 1/2 point up on the Eagles.

 

[proanalyser]

24-13 college football up +45 Money management at it's finest

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Philadelphia Eagles.

The Line: The current line is +3 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of Noon EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Note: If your line is anywhere from +2 1/2 to +4 I advise buying the 1/2 point up on the Eagles.

Lamar is 23-1 against NFC, FYI.

SHIP IT.

 

[finman13]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Philadelphia Eagles.

The Line: The current line is +3 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of Noon EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Note: If your line is anywhere from +2 1/2 to +4 I advise buying the 1/2 point up on the Eagles.

Thanks and damn him!

 

[seth]

Scammer will brag about an outright winner even though he's too chicken shit to give a money line play

 

[finman13]

Well glad the Ravens lost so now need a broncos loss. 6 points is too much for a rookie to give a gunslinger in winston and a pretty talented team. Please dont cite that this is a different browns team without watson and how they beat the Steelers. Can't see pube head laying 6 but again, hope I'm wrong.

 

[Typhoon]

75 DIME
- BANKROLL BUILDING -
MONEY MOVE
#5 Out Of 6

Browns at Broncos - 8:15 pm EST

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is the Denver Broncos.

The Line: The current line is -6 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of Noon EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Note: If your line is anywhere from -6 to -7 1/2 I advise buying the 1/2 point down on the Broncos.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 3,381.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $33,812.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$35,807.5)

PAID PICKS: 157-166-3 / 48.6%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 1-0 +100 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/23 to 7/29, (2W-5L) -426.25 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/30 to 8/5, (3W-4L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/6 to 8/12, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/13 to 8/19, (4W-3L) +31 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/20 to 8/26, (4W-3L) +75 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/27 to 9/2, (5W-1L-1P) +198.75 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/3 to 9/9, (3W-4L) -312.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/10 to 9/16, (5W-2L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/17 to 9/23, (2W-5L) -346.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/24 to 9/30, (5W-2L) +359 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/1 to 10/7, (3W-4L) -335 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/8 to 10/14, (4W-3L) +129 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/15 to 10/21, (5W-1L-1P) +215 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/22 to 10/28, (2W-5L) -317.5 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/29 to 11/4, (5W-2L) +252.5 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/5 to 11/11, (4W-3L) -50.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/12 to 11/18, (5W-2L) +110 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/19 to 11/25, (3W-4L) -273 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/26 to 12/2, (2W-4L) -312.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2024-'25)

8-2, +396.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 3-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

16-20, -809.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-2
150 DIME: 3-3
100 DIME: 6-4
75 DIME: 4-5
60 DIME: 3-6

NCAA FOOTBALL (2024-'25)

24-13-2, +45 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 3-6
100 DIME: 4-3-1
75 DIME: 13-2-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

2-2, +90 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
50 DIME: 0-2

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

2-2, -32.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,153 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $141,530 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$165,470)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 3,381.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 12/01/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)