The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,055.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $110,557.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$134,497.5)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 301 DIMES (01/01/24 to 02/05/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: SOUTH CAROLINA -4

I Own Super Sunday
25-6-2
NFL Title Game Record
The # 1 Winning Streak in the History of Handicapping
Think about that for a minute. I have won 25 of 31.
Do you have any idea how much money this release has made gamblers over the 33 years I have released it?
And trust me when I tell you I am not losing this game Sunday.

BONUS ACTION INCLUDED
College Basketball Winner # 20 of 32
( - $10 bettors up $7,395 with my last 21 college plays - )
and
10 Super Sunday Prop Plays
There is nobody on the planet earth better than I am on Super Sunday.
Now you know why Hollywood made a movie about my career as a professional sports handicapper, "Two For The Money," staring Matthew McConaughey (playing me) and Al Pacino.
It's all about V-A-L-I-D-A-T-I-O-N in this business.
25-6-2
Super Sunday Record
- and a major motion picture about my career -
You can't possibly think about making a move on the BIGGEST GAME in ANY SPORT until you get my side and spot-on analysis.
People, it has been the run of all runs in this game. It started in 1987 with the Giants crushing Denver and has gotten better every year.
This is the biggest wagering decision you have in your life today.
Why the 150 Dime Release, one my highest-rated plays?
Because I have hit 3 in a row and 13 of my last 19 in all sports.
That's Why!
That's why I am rating this play that I love this much, a play that I am 25-6-2 with lifetime.
Let's recap the Super Sunday run:
I didn't have a play in 1995 or 1996 because I was caddying in LA making the movie happen.
And I've had 3 calls that almost fell exactly on the final score.
1991 I called for the Giants outright over the Bills and came with a 20-17 final.
20-19 on the Norwood miss to end it.
How about the call I made in 1998 when I touted to the world Denver 34-20 over Atlanta.
34-19 was your final.
Or how about the call I made in 2009 when I said Arizona outright over Pittsburgh 23-20 and with 2 minutes to go it was 23-20!!!!! Then Big Ben went 80 yards and broke my heart and stealing my immortality.
Steelers win 27-23
Lastly, New England as a double-digit dog outright over St. Louis 21-17.
Patriots win 20-17
People, I have been dialed in on this game to such a level, it is a place other handicappers can only dream about.
I truly can't make it any easier for you. I really can't. If 25 out of 31 isn't enough to show you I am your go-to-guy for this one game, then good luck with whomever you chose. But, I can assure you, he hasn't hit 25 out of 31.
Time for you to be a Super Sunday Winner again right now.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

WOW!

So much bullshit in Lang's blog today that I threw up in my mouth a little.
Funny how he forgot to mention he's lost the last 3 in a row, validated a documented, unlike his fake Super Bowl overall record.

Such a fucking clown!
Hopefully Steve's post gets around to all the other forums so Lang loses out on sales he would have gotten otherwise.

Fuck you Lang, ya fucking hack!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Here you go bright and early as promised along with his prop bets for the Super Bowl, good luck gentlemen


My 150 Dime play is on the Chiefs. The current line is +2 in Vegas and offshore. Be sure to shop around for the best price available.



If your price is +2 1/2, or if the line moves to +2 1/2 (or in the unlikely case of +3), then you buy up the 1/2-point on Kansas City.





NOTE: Save the football props and my side analysis. If you buy this during the week you will NOT still see the props and analysis through Sunday. Save it or print it out now.





PROP BETS



Coin Toss - Tails (-110)

First Scoring Play - Chiefs Touchdown - (+220)

Marquez Valdes-Scantling Over 20 12 receiving yards - (-105)

Isiah Pacheco Rush Yards Over 65 1/2 - (+120)

Patrick Mahomes Over 1 1/2 TD passes - (-160)

Anytime TD - Travis Kelce (+100)

Anytime TD - Debo Samuel - (+150)

Anytime TD - Isiah Pacheco - (-120)

Brock Purdy WILL throw a INT - (-120)

Isiah Pacheco MVP - (+3500)

Thanks for posting Steve.

 

[steve021]

Thanks for posting Steve.

You’re welcome my friend, looks like San Fran is the play, what do you guys think?

 

[seth]

It's all about V-A-L-I-D-A-T-I-O-N in this business.


How can he post that when he removes his record when it's bad.

 

[sniperpicks]

He didn’t take the OVER on the anthem ? Weird.

 

[carlitosway]

Here you go bright and early as promised along with his prop bets for the Super Bowl, good luck gentlemen


My 150 Dime play is on the Chiefs. The current line is +2 in Vegas and offshore. Be sure to shop around for the best price available.



If your price is +2 1/2, or if the line moves to +2 1/2 (or in the unlikely case of +3), then you buy up the 1/2-point on Kansas City.





NOTE: Save the football props and my side analysis. If you buy this during the week you will NOT still see the props and analysis through Sunday. Save it or print it out now.





PROP BETS



Coin Toss - Tails (-110)

First Scoring Play - Chiefs Touchdown - (+220)

Marquez Valdes-Scantling Over 20 12 receiving yards - (-105)

Isiah Pacheco Rush Yards Over 65 1/2 - (+120)

Patrick Mahomes Over 1 1/2 TD passes - (-160)

Anytime TD - Travis Kelce (+100)

Anytime TD - Debo Samuel - (+150)

Anytime TD - Isiah Pacheco - (-120)

Brock Purdy WILL throw a INT - (-120)

Isiah Pacheco MVP - (+3500)

Who's better than you brother? Thanks man!

 

[duggaman]

Lang gonna get the Ole Dick up his ass tonight.

 

[finman13]

I give up on going against Mahomes. It's Brady and the Patriots all over again
Do what you want faders. .I don't care about either team.
Hoping for a food game

 

[sniperpicks]

I been on KC on 2 and 3 team parlays bought to +3.5 for a week now , hope they lose by 3

LANG 0-3 that octopus in europe that picks soccer dont go 0-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 334 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $3,340 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$5,335)

PAID PICKS: 17-20 / 45.9%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 3-3 +65 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (0W-1L) -33 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

24-22-1, -113.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 4-2
150 DIME: 3-3
100 DIME: 3-8-1
80 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 7-5
60 DIME: 3-1
50 DIME: 2-3

NFL PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

4-2, +250 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-0
100 DIME: 1-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

23-20, -245.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-4
150 DIME: 6-2
100 DIME: 3-1
80 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 6-9
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 2-0

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2023-'24)

3-5, -517.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-3
100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 1-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

19-17, +448 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 4-2
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 9-4
60 DIME: 1-3
50 DIME: 2-4
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 0-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

4-5, -164 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 2-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,088.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $110,887.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$134,827.5)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 334 DIMES (01/01/24 to 02/06/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

All of the sudden the Lang scam train slows down the college hoop hype to only 30 Dimers to focus solely on the Super Bowl and his shitty opinion.
He wants $129 daily for his Super Bowl pick and a 30 dime "bonus' play, LOL.

 

[RidgeRider]

I'm 98% sure Lang is on Tulsa +5 tonight. He's lazy, probably took 25 seconds to decide on this game and their a nice sized home dog which he loves to be on.

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG with another LOSER

 

[finman13]

way to go pubehead

 

[proanalyser]

Time for a 200 dimer on the coin flip. Since the coin is heavily waited toward the head,that will cause the coin to drop on the heavy head,making tails the winner.