The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1901.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $19,012.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$21,007.5)

PAID PICKS: 175-177-3 / 49.7%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 15-16, -92.5 DIMES
NOV: 13-16-1, -667.5 DIMES
DEC: 19-12, +458 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/3 to 10/9, (5W-2L) +377.5 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/10 to 10/16, (2W-5L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/17 to 10/23, (1W-6L) -565 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/24 to 10/30, (4W-2L) +220 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/31 to 11/6, (4W-3L) +226 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/7 to 11/13, (4W-3L) +66.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/14 to 11/20, (2W-5L) -538.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/21 to 11/27, (2W-4L-1P) -346.5 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/28 to 12/4, (3W-4L) -188.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 12/5 to 12/11, (5W-2L) +311.5 DIMES
WEEK 50: 12/12 to 12/18, (4W-3L) +92.5 DIMES
WEEK 51: 12/19 to 12/25, (5W-2L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 51: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-2L) +282.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

23-21-1, -98.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 4-2
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 3-8-1
80 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 7-5
60 DIME: 3-1
50 DIME: 2-3

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

23-20, -245.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-4
150 DIME: 6-2
100 DIME: 3-1
80 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 6-9
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 2-0

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2023-'24)

3-3, -187.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 1-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-5, +644 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 7-2
60 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 0-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

0-2, -121 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,754.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $107,547.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$129,492.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES (01/01/23 to 12/31/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LASNG'S PICK: ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE +1 1/2

Well, if the 200 dimer on Cal Northridge Saturday, an 8-point underdog that won the game outright by 15 wasn't a great call, what do we call the Ravens on Sunday.
That 150 dime winner was a 3 1/2 point home favorite that won by 37!!!!!
And of course the 150 dime winner on Friday with Oklahoma State (-3) by 8 over Texas A&M, 31-23.
I said I wanted to close out 2023 in style and I most certainly did posting up +500 dimes of net profit.
Think about this: my biggest college basketball play of the entire year is an 8-point dog that wins outright by 16!!!!!!!!!
Talk about being fucking dialed in!!!!!!! 5 in a row in college hoops. 11 of my last 12.
COLLEGE BASKETBALL RUN
11-1
$10 bettor has made $9,025
Today I hand you a 3rd straight 150 dime winner and start 2024 in style.
Listen, it was a winning month of December just like I said it would be and I am telling you right now, it will be a winning month of January.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Atta boy Lang, don't mention that you lost $19,000+ for the year 2023, play it off like you're some great handicapper.

Clown! Capper!

 

[scott49]

Bama big, public dog. usually doesn't end well . All around the internet I see very few Mich backers.

 

[scott49]

down to pk now. Bama survived Auburn on a Hail Mary to get here. we will see.

 

[steve021]

Analysis

Winners go with streaks and losers go against them.



After winning his first bowl game as head coach of the Michigan Wolverines in 2015, Jim Harbaugh hasn't won a bowl game since.



He is 0-6 SU and he is 0-6 ATS.



Simply put, the man does not know how to get his team ready to play and that was never more evident than his complete failure last year in the semi-finals.



Against a TCU team that shouldn't even have been there, his team got shredded for 51 points in the 51-45 loss.



Now he is back again, undefeated again, and he wants us to believe this year will be different.



Well guess what Jimbo, I ain't buying and I especially ain't buying with they guy you are trying to beat on the other side in Nick Sabin.



A guy, who's last 24 games as an underdog versus an undefeated opponent, he is 20-3-1 ATS.



Juggle that number around in your head for a moment.



Now I understand many people will point the finger at the fact the Tide needed a miracle to beat Auburn from even having a shot to be here.



I counter with the fact it was a rivalry game and throw those babies out the window.



A week later after the escape from Auburn, Saban and his Tide beat a Georgia team that had won 29 straight games and was looking for a 3rd straight National championship.



Oh, and a Georgia team that just won their bowl game 63-3!!!!!!!!!



Yes, that is the team Alabama beat to get here.



As for Michigan, sure they beat Ohio State at home by 6 to get here, but they never should have beaten the Buckeyes.



In a 3-point game with over 8 minutes to go, Michigan got away with an obvious offensive pass interference penalty on their game sealing drive.



Trust me, they don't win the game if that call is made.



However, they are here and just like his last 6 bowl games, Harbaugh will fail miserably again. END OF STORY.



Ride the Tide and Saban, as he once again shows you can't give the man points because he will make you pay.



Slick Nick goes to 21-3-1 ATS as a dog against undefeated teams with the win today.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

What a bummer, I played bama 3+ weeks ago when the matchups were announced. I hear bama is a big public dog too. Maybe I can get some TTUN in game or the public will push TTUN to the dog. GLA

 

[XENO]

So far 3 goy on bama and newsletters also. Pressbox double bet on bama -mich for me if things stay same

 

[RidgeRider]

The public and many handicappers seem to be on Alabama. Smart money seems to be on Michigan because the Wolverines have moved up to a -2 pt favorite.

 

[duggaman]

That idiot gonna start the year down 165 dimes. Way to go loser!

 

[duggaman]

Suck it Lang! Loser!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang off to a hot start in 2024

 

[duggaman]

Most guys are Vegas things of Alabama bed down to pick ‘em Nick Saban is out for blood. He told everybody last year at the podium on ESPN who would Vegas favor TCU or us? Vegas would’ve favored Alabama for sure the number one reason you take Alabama this afternoon at the Rose Bowl is because first of all Alabama has played at the Rose Bowl that’s like a second home, but the most important reason is Michigan has not faced a running quarterback in the Big Ten, Maryland, who I worked for over the years. I’ve worked with many Maryland football games, and I took them against Auburn Marilyn was the better team against Michigan and then the first have against Ohio State. Michigan played a bunch of cupcakes and Ohio State beat Michigan and every important category. The number one category is yards per play Nick Saban getting points is like stealing candy from a baby so what I did I took all the games I liked and a 10 point teaser so I got Alabama air +12. I don’t think I need 12 but I took them anyway, Alabama is the right side as long as they don’t make turnovers and dumb penalties and they playing the game. Alabama is going to win this game. I had them against Georgia for crying out loud. Georgia deserves to be in the playoff. Ohio State deserves to play in the playoff, but in this playoff, it’s Alabama all afternoon all night long
Saving might go down the greatest coach in college football history my dad grew up with Nick in Fairmont,WV I’m riding with Nick and I’m not even an Alabama fan but after what happened to them last year I thought they got screwed. I’m rooting for Bama and they play Texas. That’s even a bigger play here revenge game of the year.!

Such a fucking loser,. Just like Lang.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Hey Lang, how much have those $10 bettors won the past 60 days? The past 365 days?

You cherry picking bitch!

 

[StackinGreen]

Eat $hit Langer, January to remember, baby!

 

[sniperpicks]

starts 2024 deep in

If you tailed lang for 366 days you are under a bridge living in a box

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 165 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $1,650 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$3,645)

PAID PICKS: 0-1 / 00.0%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 0-1, -165 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (0W-0L) +/-0 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

23-21-1, -98.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 4-2
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 3-8-1
80 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 7-5
60 DIME: 3-1
50 DIME: 2-3

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

23-20, -245.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-4
150 DIME: 6-2
100 DIME: 3-1
80 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 6-9
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 2-0

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2023-'24)

3-4, -352.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-2
100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 1-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-5, +644 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 7-2
60 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 0-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

0-2, -121 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1