The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

The play was UNDER 40 1/2 I’m a San Diego Chargers l ⚡️ fan so I was happy watching punt return for a touchdown EKELER 2 TD’s PROP I hit 7 s

TUESDAY COLLEGE HOOPS LOCK NEVADA -14 Sacramento State 10:00pm

Fuck off and die

 

[sniperpicks]

looks like LANG money headed to ASH - ville again . , call in the crew to put out the blaze on his dimes, WOLVES are out and UP big late 2 min left

 

[sniperpicks]

he was +11 , not only did he lose by 12 , add another 13 on top

have not seen a DOG hit this hard since Old Yeller got the Abe Lincoln treatment

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Dog Shocker of the Night!!!

Starts college hoops with a 66 dime loser. Make sure and tell us your college football "bankroll" again tomorrow, lol.

 

[sniperpicks]

PUSH for the nba clown, 2nd half winner for my fade with the small comebacker

 

[nbalongdistance3]

Thanks does the

Fuck off and die

Nevada closed @ -13.5 hit Nevada game and 1st half -7 2-0 sweep I’m on absolute fire gave out Arizona Hame of the Century Arizona. -31.5 Arizona 122 Morgan 59 by 63!!!!

 

[finman13]

 

[sniperpicks]

Fake news and . You sold 14 and never mention half

made up

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Lol stupid fuck nba claims since Nevada closed at 13.5 his 14 that he “played it at” doesn’t count. He obviously learned to recap like Lang, claiming wins all dependent on the line.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,631.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $16,317.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$18,312.5)

PAID PICKS: 146-153-2 / 48.8%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 15-16, -92.5 DIMES
NOV: 3-4, +60 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/3 to 10/9, (5W-2L) +377.5 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/10 to 10/16, (2W-5L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/17 to 10/23, (1W-6L) -565 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/24 to 10/30, (4W-2L) +220 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/31 to 11/6, (4W-3L) +226 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/7 to 11/13, (0W-1L) -66 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

12-13, -215 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 2-0
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-5
80 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 5-4
50 DIME: 2-3

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

19-13, +542 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 6-0
100 DIME: 2-1
80 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 5-6
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 1-0

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

0-1, -66 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,485.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $104,852.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$126,797.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,631.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 11/07/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[StackinGreen]

100 on Akron and Miami/OH? LOL

 

[finman13]

Super low total for a spread that high.

No mention of last night, not even on the tale of the tape. I guess it never happened.

 

[RidgeRider]

When Lang wins he jerks himself off telling us how he's such a great handicapper and how he got a game right from the night before. When he losses like last night nothing on the tale of the tape or the write up promoting today's dart toss. Tell us how great you are in every other sport Lang! Imagine being the customer service guy in Atlanta getting all the angry customers who got duped by Lang.

 

[nbalongdistance3]

Fake news and . You sold 14 and never mention half

made up

I was multi-tasking you guys are always negativity never anythin’ positive + I told you the truth the truth hurts -Jack Nicholson. “ YOUYou can’t handle the truth”

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

TALE OF THE TAPE

Tuesday - 11/7

60 Dime UNC Assville - Loss

Net for the day: -66 dimes

It was last Tuesday night I handed you the 100 dimer on Central Michigan (+3') over Northern Illinois and they went wire to wire for the 37-31 outright win.
Tonight I have not a single ounce of doubt this 100 dime release doesn't get you the cash yet again.
That is exactly how I felt about Central Michigan last Tuesday. It was exactly how I felt about the 75 dime winner on Boston College outright over Syracuse Friday.
Oh, and exactly how I felt about the 150 dime winner Saturday on Colorado.
Those winners are a big reason the College football bankroll is where it is over the last 2 years.
Here is where it stands:
$10 College Players up $13,075 last 2 Years
There is nothing wrong with that number. Nothing wrong at all and after these next few days, that number will be even higher.
100 dime winner #2 in a row in College football happens now.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Fuck Lang and him trying to hide his 66 dime loser in college hoops last night.
I made my own Tale of the Tape, LOL.

 

[nbalongdistance3]

Miami OH Blows out Akron tonight Ladies and Gentlemen this is a total mismatch this gonna get ugly quick Lang not on this dog but tonight

 

[savage1]

When Lang wins he jerks himself off telling us how he's such a great handicapper and how he got a game right from the night before. When he losses like last night nothing on the tale of the tape or the write up promoting today's dart toss. Tell us how great you are in every other sport Lang! Imagine being the customer service guy in Atlanta getting all the angry customers who got duped by Lang.

It goes without saying and as you are aware, trying to preach a lack of accountability, reasoning and logic to someone like

Lang, who has been not only a DOCUMENTED big loser as a handicapper but more importantly in the game of life itself since the day

he was born, falls on deaf ears!!

Lang and fellow pariahs of his unfortunate ilk need to do and say anything to bring attention to themselves even

if it is negative which sure as heck is the case with Lang!!

While Lang boasts about his "accomplishments," (and leaving out all of his massive failures), the truth is that

in his own mind on some deeper level of consciousness, he considers himself an abject failure and even more

so since he has been rejected by virtually all his family members!!

In his twisted mind on his conscious level, he gives himself a W simply because someone responds to him regardless

of what they actually have to say, which in his case is well over 99% negative!!

As is the case with Pimp amd every other regular reader of this thread, I figured Lang out MANY years ago, and I/we

didn't need to be psychiatrists to do so!!