The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

We know you steal points, so why don't you say "I will grade this game at"? Because you are a scammer.

 

[sniperpicks]

He steals / claims 20 or more wins a year this way probably

 

[sniperpicks]

what loser excuse will he have for this MNF debacle he SOLD and TOLD to the world? Gino the solid renewed QB for seattle goes OUT and a bum comes in and still NYG suck and their QB shits out mess after mess and a game losing INT for TD then a fumble with 4 min left

 

[finman13]

Well Pro Anal, you lose again and your ass will be sodomized yet again. Down HUGE for the year. Fucking destroyed. Total piece of shit, a liar and a damn loser.

EAT SHIT.

 

[finman13]

Brandon Lang, please post what you TOLD THE WORLD last night. All of Siberia forgot.. there are millions of people in Siberia and Indonesia who forgot you fucking clown.

 

[hanziman]

I think he might have a gambling problem.

 

[theangryhog]

I think he might have a gambling problem.

Lang does not have a gambling problem. There is no way he bets on his plays because if he did, he’d be broke and probably sucking tranny dick to stay afloat. Oh, wait…

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,554.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $15,542.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$17,537.5)

PAID PICKS: 129-135-2 / 48.8%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 1-1, +45 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

47-50, -138.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-2
100 DIME: 9-9
80 DIME: 4-8
75 DIME: 9-8
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 10-7
40 DIME: 6-9

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

7-5, +22.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-3
80 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 4-1
50 DIME: 1-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL (2023-'24)

8-6, +206 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-0
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 3-2
50 DIME: 1-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,407.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $104,077.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$126,022.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,554.25 DIMES (01/01/23 to 10/02/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

OK, after watching yet another Daniel Jones meltdown costing me a 50 dimer on the home dog Giants, it's one day of playoff baseball before 6 days of football.
Last Wednesday I handed you a 3rd straight 50 dime baseball winner on the Padres 5-2 over the Giants.
Tonight I am confident I will make it 4 in a row.
I said I needed a bounce back Sunday in a very big way and I give you the best underdog on the card as home dog Houston (+3) dominates the Steelers 30-6.
The Texans scored on their first possession of the game and never looked back.
After the Giants implosion last night, I must deliver tonight and keep this winning momentum right where it's supposed to be.
Today is building the bankroll back by churning out 1 winner at a time.
Tuesday's afternoon 50 dimer happens now.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang once again trying to hide how bad he is by cutting off losses on his Tale of the Tape.
Now you can only see his last 2 plays, a 55 Dime loser and a 100 Dime winner.
He cut off Friday and Saturday where he went 0-2 and lost 324 Dimes.

It's bad for business when people realize how much you actually suck at your job.

 

[finman13]

In playoff baseball lang is afraid to take runlines and is too stupid to spot a decent sized dog so he will go with Blue Jays near even money....

 

[finman13]

Nothing to say from pro anal. I guess he is busy playing Colecovision in mom's basement.

 

[pumpkinspicy]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the Toronto Blue Jays.

The Line: The current line is +100 in Vegas and offshore as of 6:30 am EST. Please specify Gausman and Lopez at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[RidgeRider]

Wire to wire loser! Lang was never in all 3 losses in the last 4 days. Of course he'll go back to football tomorrow. Why? Only because it might get him maybe 1 sale as opposed to none if he sells playoff baseball.

 

[finman13]

In playoff baseball lang is afraid to take runlines and is too stupid to spot a decent sized dog so he will go with Blue Jays near even money....

Yep, predictable. And of course got his ass slammed!

 

[finman13]

Everyone look at Jimmy Butler's hair and then watch this.

 

[proanalyser]

How did this happen. The Twins,losers of a record 18 straight playoff games,let that sink in, a mlb record 18 straight, won on Tues as the 50 dimer goes down the drain on tor. Amazing.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

How did this happen. The Twins,losers of a record 18 straight playoff games,let that sink in, a mlb record 18 straight, won on Tues as the 50 dimer goes down the drain on tor. Amazing.