The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[proanalyser]

Out celebrating the winning month

 

[sniperpicks]

That’s like a asswipe who loses 300 on the slots then Finds $5 bill ? on floor and thinks ………….. wow I am lucky !

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Flat out whiffed on Saturday with the 200 dimer as undefeated Georgia State lays the egg at home against Troy.
On paper the pick was solid, but unfortunately that doesn't translate on to the field and the home team Panthers, up 7-6 at the half, never scored again.
Today is building the bankroll back by churning out 1 winner at a time and it starts with this 100 dimer in the NFL.
I have always been at my best after a tough loss and today will be no different.
Bounce back Sunday happens now.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I have always been at my best after a tough loss and today will be no different.

Gotta love how Lang just throws out statements like this that you know are just total bullshit.
Just like his imaginary bankroll that's really 16K in the red for 2023.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Out celebrating the winning month

How much dick did you suck, 91 Dimes worth?

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Houston Texans.



The Line: The current line is +3 in Vegas and offshore as of 7:30 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.



Note: If your line is anywhere from +2 1/2 to +4, I advise buying the 1/2 point up on the Texans.

 

[finman13]

I'm still seeing 2.5 on this game. Glad he's on the Texans. He's still mad at the Steelers for their week 1 loss.

 

[finman13]

All his winning lately and still down 16k

 

[proanalyser]

I'm still seeing 2.5 on this game. Glad he's on the Texans. He's still mad at the Steelers for their week 1 loss.

Lines a solid 3 buying up to 3', time for winning month three in a row, as I ram rod the faders, for another month.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lines a solid 3 buying up to 3', time for winning month three in a row, as I ram rod the faders, for another month.

You seem to have forgotten the 200 Dime play that Lang claimed a victory was not a fade loss.
Probably because you are stupid.

 

[sidthekid]

I can already hear Lang going into spin doctor mode for tomorrow.
Instead of having a 511 Dime winning September it turns into only 91 dimes because he just dropped 324 Dimes the past 2 days.
He'll claim the winning month and pat himself on the back, but won't say how much it was for, and then he will say it should have been a lot more, blah blah blah! Same old scammer bullshit.

He'll be back over $20,000 down by the end of the year.

He's been a fade for YEARS

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,499.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $14,992.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$16,987.5)

PAID PICKS: 129-134-2 / 49.0%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 1-0, +100 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-2L) -94 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

47-50, -138.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-2
100 DIME: 9-9
80 DIME: 4-8
75 DIME: 9-8
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 10-7
40 DIME: 6-9

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

7-4, +77.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-3
80 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 4-1
50 DIME: 1-0

COLLEGE FOOTBALL (2023-'24)

8-6, +206 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-0
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 3-2
50 DIME: 1-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,352.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $103,527.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$125,472.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,499.25 DIMES (01/01/23 to 10/01/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well I said I needed a bounce back Sunday in a very big way and I give you the best underdog on the card as home dog Houston (+3) dominates the Steelers 30-6.
The Texans scored on their first possession of the game and never looked back.
I had to deliver on Sunday. Absolutely had to and I did, getting October off on a winning start in pursuit of winning month #3 in a row.
Now I must deliver tonight and keep this winning momentum right where it's supposed to be.
Today is building the bankroll back by churning out 1 winner at a time. I did that on Sunday and I will do that tonight.
Monday night 50 dimer happens now.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Now I must deliver tonight and keep this winning momentum right where it's supposed to be.

Whatever happens tonight, it's a losing week for Lang.

 

[sniperpicks]

Hope he ? the bed in MLB playoffs

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Hope he ? the bed in MLB playoffs

He'll probably be looking at those big favorites on the Run Line tomorrow, Phillies or Brew Crew.

 

[rlotz907]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the New York Giants.
The Line: The current line is +2 in Vegas and offshore as of 11:00 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.


Note: If your line is anywhere from +2 1/2 to +4, I advise buying the 1/2 point up on the Giants.

 

[finman13]

So what line are you playing it at Lang? You release at 2. Do you buy to 2.5? Buy up to 3? You are a piece of shit. What the fuck are you playing it at?