The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,817.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $18,177.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$20,172.5)

PAID PICKS: 114-125-2 / 47.6%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 2-4, -127.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (0W-2L) -125 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

44-48, -136.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-2
100 DIME: 9-8
80 DIME: 4-8
75 DIME: 9-8
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 7-6
40 DIME: 6-9

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

COLLEGE FOOTBALL (2023-'24)

3-3, -37.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 1-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,670.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $106,707.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$128,652.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,817.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 09/06/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[finman13]

Yes pimpy. Hey pube head. Please post what you told the world about the blow jays on the website. The people of the Republic of Conga and the Tibetan monks would love to see your "analysis " as would the rest of the world.

Shit, you keep your expert "analysis " about a college basketball game that happened 7 moons ago on your website. The least you could do is bless the world by keeping your "analysis " up for a day on Toronto.

 

[RidgeRider]

100% Lang touts the NFL opener between KC - Detroit even though no one knows if Travis Kelce will even play tonight. It's a total coin flip. No way he goes back to the well with a MLB Run Line loser 3 days in a row.

 

[StackinGreen]

Langer with the classic run line losers, showing why you don't play them (long term especially). He said on that dumb radio show he's on Detroit +7.5, "I locked it in before the sharps moved it to +6.5" lol. But he has to release day of, so we'll get his diarrhea today.

 

[finman13]

Odd that pubehead is still not on the website. Is he conflicted on what game he is playing? If he's on Detroit plus 7.5 then he definitely bought up. It's been 6.5 forever until Kelce got hurt and I heard it dropped to 4.5.
He's dying to give out thr first NFL game , not because of value....just because it's the NFL. CLOWN SHOW.

 

[Typhoon]

75 DIME
- BANKROLL BUILDING -
NFL MONEY MOVE

Lions at Chiefs - 8:20 pm EST

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, strap on your seat belts and get ready to roll with 5 days of football yet again to build the bankroll and flat out get it done.
Last week we had 5 days of football Thursday thru Monday:
Hit UConn Thursday, Toledo Saturday, Duke Monday while losing Hawaii Thursday and San Jose St Sunday.
Did I make money those 5 days? Absolutely, maybe not as much as I wanted or hoped for but we made money nevertheless.
Here is where the run stands:
Last 32 Days
$10 Bettor Has Made $5,650
That is a pretty damn good run there folks.
Today is about opening the NFL season with a 75 dime winner in primetime and jump starting an amazing football run the next 5 days.
Time to get it done!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Atta boy Lang!
Don't even mention your loss on the Blue Jays last night.
Just keep pretending you have a bankroll.
Clown.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

He said on that dumb radio show he's on Detroit +7.5, "I locked it in before the sharps moved it to +6.5" lol.

Sure you did. Is that why you posted this in your NFL thread?

I'm pretty sure I won't fire on tonight's game, should be enjoyable either way (rare to say that).

Why wouldn't you "lock it in" over there, when it was available, instead of telling us about it over here, when it's not? You know, the Lang thread where nobody gives a shit about your bullshit opinion. Go back to your own thread and make some picks, ya fucking chode!

 

[gregboy59]

Sure you did. Is that why you posted this in your NFL thread?



Why wouldn't you "lock it in" over there, when it was available, instead of telling us about it over here, when it's not? You know, the Lang thread where nobody gives a shit about your bullshit opinion. Go back to your own thread and make some picks, ya fucking chode!

Boom!

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is Detroit Lions.



The Line: The current line is +4 1/2 in Vegas and offshore as of 10:30 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.



Note: If the line you happen to get on Detroit is anywhere from +2 1/2 points to +4 points I want you to buy up the half-point on the Lions.


Your Analysis

They are begging the world to bet the home team tonight.



Seriously, on paper this number should be 10 but without their best defensive player in Chris Jones and best offensive player in Travis Kelce, I have to grab the points.



Is it beyond tempting to take the defending world champs minus this very small number? Absolutely!!!!!!!!!



I always say: If it looks like a trap, smells like a trap then it's probably a trap!!!



I truly believe this is a trap and it's going to be a field goal game.



There is a tremendous amount of hype surrounding the Lions and rightly so considering they rallied from a 1-6 start and almost made the playoffs.



Many feel, as I do, this team is going to be a factor in the NFC. Mark my words.



They have a veteran QB in Jared Goff and they have who many believe the best offensive coordinator in the game in Ben Johnson.



And of course head coach Dan Campbell.



I know about Andy Reid and time to prepare but this is a hungry Lions bunch ready to make a statement in front of a national audience.



It's the opinion of this handicapper that this game goes down to the wire and the only way to play it is grabbing more than a field goal here.



This is one live dog on Thursday night.

 

[finman13]

You go ahead and take a game for 75 dimes when you admit it's tempting to take the other side. Spoken like a true degenerate. It's one nfl game and it has to be bet on.
??

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

You go ahead and take a game for 75 dimes when you admit it's tempting to take the other side. Spoken like a true degenerate. It's one nfl game and it has to be bet on.
??

I think I'd drop over dead if Lang ever responded that he liked absolutely nothing on the card so he was taking the day off.
As a scammer ya gotta throw that shit out there, every day, no matter what, hoping some sucker will bite.
Lang is not a handicapper interested in making you money, he's a salesman, selling a shit product, hoping for a sale.

 

[hanziman]

Pimpy, you thinking Lange can win tonight?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Pimpy, you thinking Lange can win tonight?

He's got a 50/50 shot.

 

[StackinGreen]

Sure you did. Is that why you posted this in your NFL thread?



Why wouldn't you "lock it in" over there, when it was available, instead of telling us about it over here, when it's not? You know, the Lang thread where nobody gives a shit about your bullshit opinion. Go back to your own thread and make some picks, ya fucking chode!

Do you know how to read or what quotes are? Apparently not. Just stop dude. You proved again you are an emotional wreck that just makes things up that aren't there. Embarrassing.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Do you know how to read or what quotes are? Apparently not. Just stop dude. You proved again you are an emotional wreck that just makes things up that aren't there. Embarrassing.

The only thing embarrassing is your overall record.
Can't wait to watch you continue to fail. Keep pretending you're a great handicapper. You are all mouth and zero results.

 

[finman13]

We'll. I'm actually okay with a chiefs loss. Pimpy probably is as well as a chargers fan and me as a dolphins fan. Let's get it on Sunday Pimpy! Fins up!