The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,850.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $18,505 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$20,500)

PAID PICKS: 89-101-2 / 46.8%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 5-8, -208.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

24-31, -466.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 3-0
100 DIME: 4-5
80 DIME: 1-6
75 DIME: 3-4
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 3-2
40 DIME: 6-7

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,723.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $107,235 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$129,180)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,850.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 07/17/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, it looked good up 4-1 in the top of the 6th but the O's bullpen couldn't get it done as the Dodgers get the grand slam and the 6-4 win.
Tough one to lose.
We come out of the all star break with a 100 dime winner on the Brewers Friday only to drop the 100 dimer on the Marlins Saturday.
We cash the 50 dime winner Sunday with the Mariners run line only to drop the 75 dimer on Monday with the O's.
Wax on. Wax off. One winning day. One losing day.
Need to string together some winning days here and get this thing rolling here in the dog days of summer.
Just have to build a winning streak. You do that by stacking winning days on top of winning days. Simple as that.
I am confident this 2nd straight 50 dimer gets me back on track.
No better time than the present to step up and deliver.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang math, lose 90 dimes, come back the next day with a 50 dimer and declare you are upping the ante.
What a fucking clown.
He's shitty picks are down $20,000+ after 7 1/2 months in 2023 and he's pretending that he's winning one day and losing the next, like no big deal.
Hopefully we can watch him send his shitty MLB record to over 500 dimes lost this season with his loser today.

 

[finman13]

Should be the braves. Big pitching mismatch. At home. Way better. Close to even money on the run line.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

11-8 Braves in the bottom of the 5th... it's a wild one!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The face you make after following Lang's handicapping advice.

 

[proanalyser]

We did score 13 didn't know the pitching staff would give up 16. Do your job fkin pitchers.

 

[finman13]

Count on Langatang picking a team that gives up a football score. Dude is so predictable. Close to 20k in the hole not factoring in the package price.
Ass clown..?

 

[finman13]

We did score 13 didn't know the pitching staff would give up 16. Do your job fkin pitchers.

"We:"? You don't play for the Bravss you fucking idiot

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

"We:"? You don't play for the Bravss you fucking idiot

ProANAL plays for the Butt Pirates... they're a minor league club outa San Fran.

 

[RidgeRider]

What's the promotion for B Lang today? They need to dig deep after a disastrous baseball season.
A. 40 Dime Fake Bankroll Builder
B. 100 Dime 4th AL Game of the Month
C. 75 Dime Raise The Bar For No Reason Interleague Play
D. 50 Dime I have no time to handicap so I pick the pitcher with the lowest ERA Mismatch

 

[finman13]

Brandon must still be doing meticulous research to assure another loser as his name is still off the website.
He may have finally ended it last night.

 

[finman13]

Oh, I see brandon is still coming up with his selection

 

[sniperpicks]

? has to hype “last Saturday “ and June 17 as his evidence that he is worth buying




Faders =

 

[RidgeRider]

I'm not sure about today but he he was still alive as of yesterday as he posted for the 1st time since mid May a pic of himself while caddying on his Twitter site, @BLangWins. I know it should be BLangLoses if he wanted to be honest. He's had a slew of Twitter handles from 2009 -2012 that he opened and closed usually after a few months as people were catching on to his scams and started calling him out on all the lying. Go to the site ask him a question. Let's see if he'll keep the site up for at most another week or just blocks everyone?

 

[RidgeRider]

Brandon goes with a 50 Dime Up The Ante Play today. How do you Up The Ante when you played the same amount as yesterday and LOST? There is no way even 1 person is tailing his plays after the last 6 plus months. They'd have to retarded like he is.

 

[sniperpicks]

how long can he suck this bad ? This level of sustained loss is amazing. Hopefully football ? doesn’t change his streak

 

[finman13]

Should be on blow Jays tonight. Line is -116. Seems low for better and hotter team and at home. No way he backs darvish on the road.